#ink wizard

Puff by @escapismnotfound

My sister wants to get her bellybutton pierced at this tattoo joint called "Ink Wizard" and I have now decided I want to have a tattoo parlor named Ink Wizard. And all the tattoo rooms will have very slopped walls and the tattoo table will be right in the middle of the room. So my assistant will seat them down on the table and theyll be like "Whoa this room is pretty weird lookin, hey where is my tattoo person at?" and all the sudden, hardrock screamo music will come on singing "INK WIZARRRRRD!! INK WIZARRRRD!! COMIN IN HERE, TATTIN' YOU UP! ITS THE INK WIZARRRRD!!" blaring over the sound system! And I'll come skateboarding into the room, screaming and doing flips and tricks and shit on the walls, dressed in a Gandalf/Dumbledore/Merlin outfit! And every time I skate past them, id throw a handful of glitter and shoot little rockets that pop in the air and go "pew pew pew!!!". And Strobe lights would be going and I'd be like "Prepare to be INKED!!!" and pull out the little tattoo machine thingy? Except it would be in the shape of a WAND! And Id do the tattoo while all of this went on for hours and hours. And finally, after I was done, Id throw a big handful of glitter in the air and say "IT IS DONE!!" and skate back out of the room and everything would turn off. And my assistant would come back to take their money :3