Alien: Stop destroying your environment.
Me: The next thing you do better be releasing fusion power blueprints on arxiv.
Alien: You are not ready for such technology.
Me: I will be the judge of that. I didn't invent the atom bomb and neither, presumably, did you. We both know how dangerous it is. Let me see the goddamn schematic.
Alien: It is an info hazard.
Me: I will put together two teams. One of well vetted engineers and physicists led by somebody like Michio Kaku who will review different parts of the design and explain the philosophical implications to the other team. This second team will consist of risk assessment philosophers equipped to handle such ideas and I would have somebody like Nick Bistrom lead that team. Stop ejaculating on my face.
Alien: Okay. I just wanted to criticize you without helping you.
Me: Yeah. No shit.
