#infinityonaguy

Can't wait for the bell to ring

because tonight I'm hanging with all of my friends

Gonna party through the night

Karaoke

Pillow fights

The musics loud the lights are bright

It never ends

I have so many friends

Cuz I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people

I steal pets from the popular people and lock them in a shed

YEAH

I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people

I steal pets from the popular people and lock them in my shed

At school life can be such a drag

Whitney Jones called me a fag

But her cat ate salmon out of my hand

I smiled at Michael in the halls

But he spread rumors I have balls

But I taught his dog to hug on command

I have so many friends

“RIGHT DOG”

Cuz I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people

I steal pets from the popular people and hide them in a shed

YEAH

I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people

I steal pets from the popular people and paint their nails red

TAKE IT CUDDLES

It’s the seventh grade dance in the shed tonight

And i'm the life of it all

Cats and dogs all groovin with me

We're having such a ball

I start slow dancing with Greg Mendelson's terrier mix

He's wearing a suit and he has Greg's eyes

Suddenly…we kiss

Cuz I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular

people

I steal pets from the popular people and hide them in a shed

YEAH

I steal pets from the popular people and then dress the pets up like the popular people

I steal pets from the popular people but my parents both are dead

I steal pets from the popular people (pets aren’t yours pets are mine) and dress them up like the popular people (pets aren’t yours pets are mine)

YEAH

I steal pets from the popular people (pets aren’t yours pets are mine) and dress them up like the popular people (all of them are mine)

I steal pets

I steal pets

Lock them in my shed

I STEEAAALLL PEEEEEETTTTTSSSSSS