Ms. Marina I opened tumblr and the first thing I saw was “okay im done now” and I knew it was gonna be bad but JESUS CHRIST SHUT THE AMAZING DIGITAL FUCK UP ABOUT THE MONKEYS
(lighthearted ofc I will always respect a tumblr user’s right to wage psychological warfare against their followers)
this is an advanced offensive posting tactic but don't worry I'm a trained professional
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A lot of my headcanons for them differ depending on the AU/fic (Clarityverse is very different from my Weird and Beautiful AU, for example. Don't hesitate to ask if there are any other ship questions :3c ) but I do have a few things that stay (mostly) consistent throughout AUs:
Kevin makes his feelings known first (and is Not subtle), but Cecil initiates/encourages the first kiss
They tease each other CONSTANTLY when it's just the two of them, but Kevin learned quickly to not tease Cecil about the age of his broadcasting equipment when Cecil became very offended about it and gave Kevin the silent treatment (he cracked after like an hour but Kevin still felt bad)
They both have a wild fashion sense, but Kevin prefers loose clothing and Cecil likes tight clothing (they've tried wearing each other's clothes but are just so uncomfortable in each other's styles so it doesn't last long)
During slow news days, they each try to get the other flustered on air (much to his dismay, Kevin gets flustered VERY easily and isn't quiiite as stubborn as Cecil so he usually loses)
Kevin has a love for delivering bad news ("it makes happy news even happier") so Cecil lets him do all the disaster reports
Kevin's body temperature naturally runs hot, whereas Cecil is always cold. They balance each other out
A couple nsfw headcanons under the cut:
Cecil's a vers, Kevin's a power bottom. They both have a praise kink.
They both love lingerie and Cecil has a particular love for wearing collars, but Kevin refuses to wear anything around his neck
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wait…does that mean sparkly coin mabel can’t safely do pyrokinesis either? :(
I mean if we're going by the rules established specifically for Goldilocks Zone, she can't do pyrokinesis PERIOD—safely or unsafely—because she doesn't have the funky alien eyes.
But sparkly coin is a whole separate AU. It's under no obligation to go by another fic's rules.