“Have you ever seen a raccoon try to eat cotton candy? It’s amazing to watch.”
“They wash everything before they eat it, you see. It’s a compulsion. They grab up whatever they wish to devour in their little people hands and stick it under the nearest source of running water. They get rather distressed if they don’t.”
“It washes away, obviously. Cotton candy dissolves in water. You should see their poor faces when it happens. They’re flabbergasted! They don’t understand what’s happened. Where has their delicious fluffy treat gone? It was in their hands just a moment ago! It happens every single time.”
“Naturally, after the third time I watched this happen, I went ahead and installed a water fountain next to the cotton candy machines. It really streamlined the process, let me tell you.”
