#infernusregem

Dove/Michael

who wears the ugly Christmas sweaters

Most likely Dove. Michael would do anything to avoid it but I think Dove would get Ace to give him one, who he cannot say no to.

who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa

Michael picks the movies because he doesn’t trust Dove’s taste, he has his random moments after all. That and Dove is too much of a sweet tooth to fail the cocoa

who starts the snowball fight

Probably Dove, if it’s not Dove then Michael will blame him for starting it or say that Dove deserved it.

who drags the other under the mistletoe

I think that would be Dove too. Drags though …I think he would end up carrying Michael to it while ignoring the many protests about the it being a silly story from north and kissing for fertility is a no between them and yada yada. 

who decorates the house

They do that together, along with Ace but there are some things that Michael wants to take care of, like the more religious themed ones. May the angels have mercy on them if they break the Jesus or Mary statues he puts up.

who hangs up the ornaments on the tree

I think they mostly let Ace do that, Michael might have some things to say about it, trying not to hurt the little ones feelings. Then Dove would have to help out with the top of the tree.

who cooks Christmas dinner

Dove with a little help from Ace, because Michael claims to have done everything else for the preparations.

who invites the other to sing a Christmas duet

With the silly ones, Dove tries to have Michael sing but in the end he gets to sing with Ace. Michael might force Dove to some of the religious-related ones.

if they have any holiday traditions

Not intended but a mix with Michael making sure they are reminded of the real reason for Christmas celebration and Dove just going with the fun of it and dresses up as Santa which bugs Michael a bit but he’ll be quiet about it. Dove might wear it for many days after as well just to really bug him.

who would start a food fight during baking

Any of them really but I think Ace might have had something to do with it. If it her being clumsy or trying to lighten up the mood from Michael being super serious or Dove rolling his eyes at the Christmas Hitler.

who would get drunk off of eggnog

Neither, Dove literally can’t. Maybe Michael would get a bit affected by it not drunk. Also they’d make sure Ace doesn’t touch it.

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Lucifer/Michael (This is based on this / this Lucifer )

who wears the ugly Christmas sweaters

Both, one of them got it for the other and guilt-tripped him to wearing it about it being a gift, only to later get one as well as a payback.

who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa

They both decide on the movies, may it be that they agree on it or agree to watch something as long as its their turn to pick next time. I think Lucifer would make cocoa while Michael picks out something to eat. 

who starts the snowball fight

Definitely both, depending on the day or mood, I think this is a very fragile relationship. The snowball fight could be the result of a silly argument or an excuse to change the subject or a way to say sorry. 

who drags the other under the mistletoe

Very similar o the above, it would be an effective way of ending an argument or another way of apologizing without saying it since both are too stubborn to. Lucifer would trick Michael to it when he felt like it though.

who decorates the house

That would be Michael, very discreet while Lucifer is pouting in the couch about their home being vandalized. Later there will be arguments about a missing baby Jesus, why Mary is missing her head and Joseph chopped in half.

who hangs up the ornaments on the tree

If they have one at all I think it would be Michael, unless Lucifer is in a childish mood, he might help.

who cooks christmas dinner

Lucifer probably while Michael is decorating, dunno if it would be Christmas-themed but it will be food and he gets to decide what since Michael decides the decorations. 

who invites the other to sing a christmas duet

I think any Christmas singing is forbidden in the house for the moment, but they might be singing something else. 

if they have any holiday traditions

Do everything to avoid a fight or argument about the holiday and old fights, desperate and ridiculous ways to do so and then celebrate that it’s over.

who would start a food fight during baking

Whoever didn’t start the snowball fight, wouldn’t surprise me if they got home after the snowball fight, this would start like just 10 minutes later. 

who would get drunk off of eggnog

Oh that would be Lucifer, he put a lot more in the eggnog to ‘get this nightmare over with’ and fall asleep somewhere so that Michael would have to carry him over to the bed, or Michael orders him to go to bed before that happens.

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Ace and Michael, platonic friendship

who wears the ugly christmas sweaters

Ace would, and Michael would try to hide but once she gives him one he’d wear it, sometimes… if he had to. 

who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa

Ace gets to pick movies, Michael will probably fall asleep during the ones he doesn’t like anyway. The cocoa would be Michael’s duty, no way he’ll let that klutz do it.

who starts the snowball fight

I think that would be Ace, Michael wouldn’t start it, what if she trips on the snow and breaks her leg or gets snow in the eye, all that worry disappears though once he gets a snowball hit in the head followed by her giggle.

who drags the other under the mistletoe

What mistletoe? Michael cut it down as soon as he spotted it.

who decorates the house

Both, Ace mostly but Michael helps out where she can’t reach or if he thinks it’s something she could get harmed by or accidentally destroy. 

who hangs up the ornaments on the tree

I think Ace again, the tree is less important than the other decorations. Also it’s a small and cute tree, nothing big.

who cooks christmas dinner

Michael won’t really cook but make sure they get the food and that it’s of high quality. 

who invites the other to sing a christmas duet

Michael is very picky about the songs and makes sure Ace knows them by heart, she gets to sing the silly ones herself.

if they have any holiday traditions

If this is a family thing I think the tradition would be ‘try not to fight’ with Michael Dove and Lucifer in the same house. Meanwhile Ace will sit there like the good kid she is. 

who would start a food fight during baking

Ace, unless Michael does it for payback for the snowball fight.

who would get drunk off of eggnog

*snerk*

SEND ME A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU: Dove/Michael

who wears the ugly christmas sweaters

They probably gift each other ugly Christmas sweaters and keep finding excuses not to have to wear them. Only to then end up wearing them just to win eachother’s bet/challenge.

who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa

Dove doesn’t trust Michael with picking out the movies so he’ll do that himself. After all, out of the two of them, he’s spent the most time on earth messing with technology since movies existed. As for hot cocoa, Michael will probably somehow convince Dove to make it for him.

who starts the snowball fight

Dove, being the immature manchild, no doubt would be more likely to start. Although in rare cases, if Michael’s really frustrated, Dove can expect a snowball in his face as well the moment he lowers his guard.

who drags the other under the mistletoe

Dove might try to trick Michael into standing under a mistletoe for the heck of it, and should he fall for it Dove /might/ kiss Michael just to bother the archangel and poke fun at him. But no way is Michael kissing Dove.

who decorates the house

Michael probably doesn’t care about a trivial thing like decorating the place, so that responsibility falls on Dove, and likely Ace. He might boss Dove around to fix or change decorations when they don’t fit his ideal though.

who hangs up the ornaments on the tree

Same thing, it’ll most likely be Dove decorating the tree, with the help of Ace. Except for the peak, for some reason Michael wants to be the one to place the peak on top of the tree. And it has to be a little angel blowing a trumpet. No ifs, no buts, no coconuts.

who cooks christmas dinner

… Yeah no, neither of them. They don’t trust each other with cooking, and since they have a little human girl with them, they need to ensure dinner doesn’t get messed up. Good luck to the lower rank angel who gets to do the dirty work and has to endure Dove and Michael demanding the most ridiculous things.

who invites the other to sing a christmas duet

It’s more a case of arguing, about what they will sing. Michael expects serious tributes to the Holy Spirit, whereas Dove is more interested in silly and fun little carols. In the end Ace gets taught several new songs matching both their interests and they ask her to sing along instead :I

if they have any holiday traditions

Ace dresses them both up as Santa because of reasons and they turn it into a contest who can endure it the longest. First one to take off the itchy beard and hat with a pompom that keeps hanging in front of their eyes loses.

who would start a food fight during baking

Dove is more likely to start, though it’s not beyond Michael to start a foodfight either if he’s fed up with Dove’s antics.

who would get drunk off of eggnog

Neither. Dove can’t get drunk and Michael doesn’t drink alcohol. Unless Dove tricks him into believing it’s alcohol-free.

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Dove/Lucifer

who wears the ugly christmas sweaters

Somehow I can see Lucifer commanding Dove to wear them for his entertainment. Dove can’t ignore Luci’s commands, but doesn’t particularly mind wearing them, as long as it stays a bedroom chamber secret so to speak.

who picks out the holiday movies and who makes the hot cocoa

Dove is probably the one to provide the holiday movies and especially hot cocoa, to cheer Luci up a bit since Christmas isn’t exactly Lucifer’s favourite holiday.

who starts the snowball fight

Dove is a little shit who enjoys poking at the Emperor of Hell just to see how far he can take it before said emperor is fed up with his antics, so no doubt he’d be the one to start a snowball fight. Only to then get buried in snow as per Lucifer’s revenge.

who drags the other under the mistletoe

High chance it’s Lucifer who drags Dove under the mistletoe—several times a day, though if Dove’s feeling affectionate he might do it as well. Or maybe to catch Luci in his own little game.

who decorates the house

It’s probably Ace initiating it, and inviting the two demons to help her with the heavy stuff and hard-to-reach places. Probably involve Amael as well if they refuse at first, and it’ll turn into a family thing once she and Amy throw in the heavy weaponry; aka puppy eyes. If left up to the demons, no decorating is gonna happen after all.

who hangs up the ornaments on the tree

Probably Dove. Ace is a little too clumsy and thus leaves it to him, and Luci still is bummed out because Christmas is a stupid holiday according to him, and the ornaments are rather fragile…

who cooks christmas dinner

They’ll probably leave that to Amael. Neither of them are any good at cooking, whereas Amy learned to cook so he could make Ace’s meals and ensure she stays as healthy as possible. Maybe Dove offers to help when given instructions, but Lucifer doesn’t trust himself with the Christmas dinner and remains withdrawn.

who invites the other to sing a christmas duet

I can imagine Dove inviting Lucifer to sing so there’s atleast something he can have joy in. He used to be choirmaster of the Heavenly Choir after all, and seeing as he rarely sings nowadays Dove figured the holidays are the perfect time to do it. It doesn’t have to be anything related to religion either, just cute and funny little songs.

if they have any holiday traditions

They make sure to snuggle closely together and spend time with the whole family during the holidays. Normally throughout the year, because of their high positions, they have a lot of important work to do and atleast one of them is away from home to deal with their given tasks. But during the holidays they all make a vow to shove their work aside to spend time together as whole, less broken, family.

who would start a food fight during baking

Dove and Luci are both equally childish enough to start a food fight when baking just isn’t going to happen. They’re hopeless when it comes to baking as well and they’d rather play with their food and have fun that way than eat it.

who would get drunk off of eggnog

Ace/Dove: Oh god I imagine Dove rolling Ace up into a blanket to keep her in place when she's sick, and she wiggles away yelling "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME"

Claire: PFFFFT and Elle and Christine just step over her

Ace/Dove: nose in their books because Lucifer is making them study so hard they have no time not to study

Claire: yessss they only break from studying when Lucifer suddenly jumps them with a foil and demands they fence him or get stabbed

Ace/Dove: And Dove meanwhile casually picks up the Ace-rpillar, hoists her over his shoulder and walks back to the bedroom, disregarding the others

Claire: And there's just teenage girls screaming as they try to avoid being stabbed

Ace/Dove: And Lucifer's mad laughter

Claire: the occassional "THINK FAST" "-SCREAMS-"

Ace/Dove: And then Elle and Christine's parents get a letter meanwhile that everything's nice and peaceful and they're studying hard

Ace/Dove: Imagine Amael coming back home to this chaos though

Claire: "MOM STOP TRYING TO KILL MY FRIENDS."

Bonus

Claire: Imagine in the middle of the night the girls being nudged awake and quizzed on stuff

Claire: then just "WRONG ANSWER" -BRANDISHES FOIL- "UGGGGGH."

Hhnghng I am horribly late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEL! .u. Here's a pretty Amael in his favourite dress for you ♥