if flags for this already exists, consider ours to be (an) alts.
no energy for IDs. flags put together by aux/rook (it/its).
blue through pink + brown genderstar terms
bluestar - a term under genderstar (link) for when ones gender is related to stars and the colour blue, stars decorated with the colour blue, being a star and the colour blue, etc.
indigostar - a term under genderstar for when ones gender is related to stars and the colour indigo, stars decorated with the colour indigo, being a star and the colour indigo, etc.
purplestar - a term under genderstar for when ones gender is related to stars and the colour purple, stars decorated with the colour purple, being a star and the colour purple, etc.
magentastar - a term under genderstar for when ones gender is related to stars and the colour magenta, stars decorated with the colour magenta, being a star and the colour magenta, etc.
pinkstar - a term under genderstar for when ones gender is related to stars and the colour pink, stars decorated with the colour pink, being a star and the colour pink, etc.
brownstar - a term under genderstar for when ones gender is related to stars and the colour brown, stars decorated with the colour brown, being a star and the colour brown, etc.
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When Stan and Wendy broke up for the final time, I was devastated. I tried bribing Wendy and Stan to get back together. I even asked Wendy to marry me. She declined.
Can we hear about your aus? They seem interesting!
Okay okay so. For the first AU, Woodland Stan. If you haven't watched s08e14 "Woodland Critter Christmas" and s18e06 "Freemium Isn't Free", go watch them, bc even if they're not the best South Park episodes out there they're so so funny to me & the basis for the Woodland Stan AU. And also "Woodland Critter Christmas" has a twist in it that's genuinely more fun to experience watching the episode than reading about it.
this got long so i'm putting it under the cut
See, in "Freemium Isn't Free", Stan is briefly (and consensually) possessed by Satan so Satan can go kick the Canadian Devil, Beelzeboot's, ass. And I know that technically the woodland critters don't actually exist in South Park, and come from a story Cartman wrote (and also appear in the Imagination Land trilogy), but they appear in The Fractured But Whole so I say they do exist and are just as demented as in TFBW. So in the Woodland Stan AU, they somehow find out or figure out or just in general catch wind of how Stan briefly gave his soul to Satan That One Time, and decide that that means they just gotta adopt him!
Which means Stan is kidnapped by a bunch of talking animals. Who then heavily dehumanize him (both in a "you are one of us and thus an animal" way and a "your thoughts and feelings and rights matter less than us wanting you to join us" way), in addition to exposing him to, and in some cases forcing him to engage with, all the violence and gore they normally get up to. It's basically a lot of whump, with emotional abuse and other trauma. Fun! Plus they kill Sparky and reanimate him as a hellhound when he tracks Stan's scent.
He does eventually get rescued, and has to slowly readjust to not being Stanny, to not living in the woods with a group of animals who both see him as one of their own and as a useful tool. There's so much more I could say about this AU with regards to how each critter interacts with Stan, or how characters back in South Park respond to the disappearance, or just Stan's trauma and response to it in general, but that would make this post too long. So moooooving on!
The second AU, which is called Guinea Possession AU, is based on the season twelve two-parter, episodes 10 & 11 "Pandemic" and "Pandemic II: The Startling". You know how the Guinea Pirate escaped prison at the end as an end-of-episode joke? And you know how Craig shot lasers from his eyes, and everyone commonly headcanons Craig as Peruvian due to the whole prophecy thing?
Yeah. Yeah you know where this is going. The Guinea Pirate returns, looking for revenge, and possesses Craig. This is both to get revenge and because those laser eyes weren't a one time thing. But before Cavisuwa can truly take advantage of the powers he's trying to activate (which. to make it more fun. is basically electrokinesis. but not very much because Craig is a fourth grader + hasn't done anything with them), Tweek figures out what's going on.
Where Woodland Stan's story takes place over at least a month, the Guinea Possession AU would take maybe two weeks at most, with most of the action happening right at the end. Tweek and a few other kids confront Cavisuwa, and through the wonderful power of Tweek Bros Coffee and a punch to the gut Tweek makes Craig vomit. Which exorcises Cavisuwa. Because this is South Park. Craig ignores everything Cavisuwa said about "godly powers" and goes on with his life and everything is fine.
Which leads me into the third AU. The Bad End AU. Wherein Stan goes missing thanks to the woodland critters. But before anyone can get to the bottom of things, Tweek starts freaking out. "Something's wrong with Craig!" He claims, "Because that's not him!" He is correct. Craig just got possessed!
Except... Clyde's sure he'd have noticed if something was up with his best friend. And everyone else is more concerned with the fact that Stan is missing. So Tweek confronts Cavisuwa alone. On the playground. To everyone else it looks like Tweek just started beating up his boyfriend out of nowhere, so they get pulled apart. Tweek goes back to the drawing board, and things only go downhill from there! Cavisuwa almost kills Tweek, who then runs away, making everyone think Cavisuwa killed Tweek. Cavisuwa then goes on to cause a blackout, start destroying Peruvian pan flute music however and wherever he can, and generally assert himself as the god he thinks he is. Giant guinea pigs and guinea bees and guinea rabbits and guineasaurus rexes start to come back, Cavisuwa takes over South Park,
and because everyone in South Park is preoccupied with Cavisuwa's rise to power, Stan never gets away from the woodland critters.
So the Bad End AU sees a world ruled by a possessed Craig, with a greasy animorphic demon lurking in the woods. There's also a resistance against Cavisuwa's "reign" lead by Kenny, Wendy, Tolkien, and formerly Kyle, giving me three major factions to work with. There's so much I can say about this AU, but again this post is supposed to just be the synopsis so yeah.
tl;dr Woodland Stan sees Stan kidnapped by the satanic woodland critters, Guinea Possession sees Craig possessed by the Guinea Pirate, and both of those AUs combined make the Bad End AU where, because nobody listened to Tweek, neither the possession nor the kidnapping get resolved.
decided it would be fun to draw the prior leaders before the current leaders in-story for each clan, just to see how theyād contrast!
i should add these guys didnāt all lead at the same time- iād estimate tatteredstar has been leading for about 11 years, shalestar about 8 years, tulipstar about 6 years, pigeonstar 3 years, and currantstar 1 year.
wheatstar of skyclan was a good deputy, at the least. quiet, passive, deferential to his leader; organizing patrols was one of his greatest skills. he cared for his clan deeply. however, as a leader he was... subpar. he was quite a bit of a doormat to the others, avoiding battle at any cost. eventually, he was mocked for being a coward by all clans, and his own clan- for the most part- detested him.Ā āpulling a wheatstarā became slang for being a doormat. eventually, he decided to pick a scrappy young cat named pigeonfang as his deputy, hoping pigeonfangās fearless-to-the-point-of-danger personality would balance him out and make up for his past mistakes. on his last life, he disappeared, his pawprints leading out of camp into the forests beyond. only he knew where he was going. the shame skyclan experienced because of him is partly why they rally around pigeonstar so much.
marigoldstar of windclan was a spitfire of a deputy. energetic, wily, and something of a showoff, she initially was made deputy to balance out the previous leader, a pragmatic and often cold sort. however, with unnecessary battles, she began to lose her spark, and when she had half-clan kits due to a fling with a shadowclan tom, the spark went away altogether. to avoid controversy, she gave them to another molly in windclan to raise, and while all went well and her children never knew of their biological mother, she always wondered about what might have been. as a leader she was deeply logical and became one of the most level headed of the group of leaders. however, she always tried to choose deputies who she felt were wise from the start and wouldnāt have to learn it like she did. this led her choosing shaleshadow as her deputy- and the rest, as they say, is history.
boarstar of riverclan was too young to be leader, in many catsā opinion, and they had a good point. the young tom was only made deputy practically the day he got his first apprentice because the previous riverclan leader hadĀ āfavorsā to return to his father. boarstar became leader at only about 2 years of age, and he soon spent these lives with needless battles that jeopardized the safety of his own clan. what happened, you might ask, that resulted in a molly named tuliptail- now tulipstar, who, in comparison, is far more gentle- to become leader? well- youāll have to see, itāll be covered soon. :)
indigostar of thunderclan was very much like tatteredstar is now, if a bit less... intimidating. they tended to take a far more administrative position to battle- commanding cats into battle and not so much being on the battlefield themself. this had both its pros and cons- it was one of the few things tatteredstar, often at the forefront of her troop, disagreed with them about- but otherwise, the two held very similar opinions. after all, it was indigostar who mentored tatteredstar. while tatteredstar employs different methods than her predecessor, and does seem ambivalent on her thoughts about having been elected as leader in the first place, tatteredstar deeply respects them and holds them in high esteem.
specklestar of shadowclan was, for the most part, the typical shadowclanner- scrappy, sly, and an opportunist. she carried deep pride for her clan, and for the most part was a staunch isolationist, priding in how shadowclan tended to repel the other clans just by looks and demeanor alone. but when shadowclan had a big rogue problem and no other clan dared to help, resulting in the loss of quite a few warriors, specklestar had an epiphany, and worked toĀ āreformā shadowclanās image into somethingĀ āpalatableā- even keeping cats she deemed as ugly from attending gatherings. this is also why she elected currantstrike as deputy- the tom was handsome, charismatic, and smooth as silk. she is quite resented in the clan now after her death due to repressing shadowclan culture and enforcing other beauty ideals onto the clan, and- although currantstar tries to avoid it- that feeling is beginning to bubble over onto him, too...
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Wendy Testaburger tries so hard to be the ideal girl, itās only once she lets go of the concept of āshould beā that she becomes comfortable in her own skin. Sheās got a heart of gold and tries her best, but is also ready to destroy a mf if they cross her lines.
poor wendy!!!
I think the hobbit episode really messed with her self esteem because before she was fine just being herself but now she's aware of society and its pressures it puts on girls and women to be a certain way that's arbitrary and is set up to attack and demonize her if she doesn't perfectly fit into whatever ideal of femininity and womanhood is popular at the time!
