OKAY IM WATCHING GO3 FINALLY i have thoughts that i typed while watching. LONG POST under the cut
-LONG HAIR AZIRAPHALE??? I. Donāt actually like it that much help
-praying we get fem Aziraphale and/or fem Crowley againĀ
-well that was very on the nose exposition without a good backing. yeah they know that the battle was there they fought in it.
-Crowley is so scruffy oh my god i love them oh my god oh my god Aziraphale tending to Crowleyās wounds I canāt do this this is so fanfic Iām so happy about it I love them aughhhhhhhhh
-YYYEEAAAAAHHH CROWLEY IN AN ALLEYWAY PITIFUL CROWLEY THIS IS THE ANGSTY WHUMP TYPE STUFF I LOVE SO FUCKING MUCH OUGHHHHHHHH HES SO PITIFUK WET GRUBBY CAT
-omg we ARE getting Jesus tour in a plane. also extra new angels!
-god I love Muriel and Jesus is real for the whole wtf is body thing
-heās so uncomfy :( he does NAWT wanna be archangel in his little oversized sad suit oughhh not made for a corporate job and heās so anxious
-okay okay I yelled about this in the teaser but holy shit Jesus is so well casted and also ADORABLE. oh my god. oh my god. heās so skrunkly. and anxious. I love him. I want to chomp him with my teeth /aff
-PLEASE let him have the nail holes in his hands
-heās literally the biggest boss why are they contradicting him
-awhhh no carpenter scars means no nail holes :( thatās such a cool design though
-IM CRYING IM SO GLAD WE GOT THE GABRIEL IS SO BAD AT INTERACTING WITH HUMANS/COMFORTING/BEING ANYTHING BUT SELF CENTERED THING AS CANON
-i canāt Aziraphaleās face here is so. my man is sad and divorced
-wait i just realized after this i canāt be a sad snake puddle about my husband leaving me. but I can HARASS and TEASE my husband about leaving me.
-āhe has.. er.. qualitiesā ohhh azirpahale is in PAIN and also thinking about his husbandĀ
-canāt Crowley miracle money/things/house. oh my god is he just being homeless for the vibes. I canāt.
-I LOVE HIS FUCKASS WALK I LOVE HIM I NEED TO PRACTICE HIS WALK MORE and also get a plant to drag around with me
-he misses talking drunkenly with Aziraphale I canāt do this the gorilla/dolphin thing he misses drunkenly talking with his husbandĀ
-nope thatās so. he would never gamble the fucking Bentley?? like I get heās supposed to be ooc here but that feels REALLY ooc. the Bentley is alive.
-I canāt do this theyāre so gay and pitiful and divorced
-wait where do I know that actor from. ELEMNTARY. OG MY GOD NO SHJT. LESTRADE
-what. what. did someone get the book of life. was it Aziraphale. kill that bitch Aziraphale but what. if he doesnāt come back and it isnāt Aziraphale Iām gonna be sad I need Aziraphale or Crowley to stab him. I still believe the threatening Crowleyās life theory for why Zira went to heaven btw but I hope to see the full convo
-well not book of life bc that makes people forget I think
-YEAHHHH SILLY LITTLE GUY BE SILLY LITTLE GUY-ING
-with the toasted thingy HE BIT THE FUCKING BAG šĀ
-they know his yellow eyes? ohhh wait did he show them during the s2 finale battle with the humans? I frogorĀ
-heās so shy I canāt fucking do this heās me coded but like more adorable
-HEART BROKEN WORLD BROKEN WHATS THE POINT I CANT DO THIS
-I want to cosplay scruffy Crowley
-doesnāt book of life make people forget though??? So he canāt be deleted
-Aziraphale needs to crash out please please please I want Aziraphale crashout
-NOOOOO DONT CALM DOWN CRASH OUT PLEASE DO IT IN FRONT OF YOUR HUSBAND HEāLL FIND IT HOTĀ
-also yes sandalphon slanderĀ
-not Micheal aggressively poking him in the shoulder instead of just brushing past
-theyāre putting Crowley in the whump blender so much and i LOVE IT get kidnapped boy
-I keep forgetting beez and Gabriel are gone
-Iām so glad heās sober rn he sounds more like Crowley and heās more awesome cool. also giggling at him putting the tape back over his own mouth
-FINALLY BACK IN HIS USUAL CLOTHES GO RESCUE YOUR HUSBAND LOSER BOY AND ohhhh not the record store and everything :(
-I ADORE ms sandwich sassing the hell out of him. I hope everyone treats him similarly. he abandoned them. YEAHH GET HIS ASS. HE DITCHED EVERYONEĀ
-THE PUTTING THE SUNGLASSES ON I CANT MY HEART OHHHHH
-if the Metatron threatening Crowley theory is true I feel bad for Zira but if he just left then. well. get his ass
-āIM WILLING TO OVERLOOK THATā THATS NOT YOUR CHOICE YOU DICK
-IM GONNA FROW UP AZIRAPHALE STOP BEING AN IDIOT STUPID AND ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR DUMB DECISIONS
-YEAHHH CROWLEY AND HIS FUCKASS WALK
-YEARS?????? I THOUGHT IT WAS A COUPLE MONTHS
-Iām going to shake Aziraphale by his stupid little coat. get his ass crowley. Heās being a bit of an infuriating bastard rn and like I GET IT itās in character but also ARUHFHFH
-good question Aziraphale how could he lose the Bentley
-oH oh oh oh noooooo dude he chose the fucking bookshop over the Bentley
-SHITTT THEY SHUT OFF HJS MIRACLES??? how do that
-Iām loving the little graphics. also heās totally cheating
-not the conceding to it being HIS Bentley :(Ā
-I loveeee how feral dog he gets. Growling and snapping and being held back and ouuuuuuu me coded
-this is so. reversed their normal trope I love it. Crowley could probably get out of this physically, heās still a demon in some right and is stronger, right? But Aziraphale swoops in to rescue him and their- his car <333
-OOOOOOH HIS BADASS AZIRAPHALE VOICE CAME OUT I LOVE IT WHEN HIS VOICE GOES INTO THAT REGISTER THATS HOW YOU KNOW ITS ABOUT TO GET SERIOIS OOOHDHSHWHSHSHAHSHHA thereās totally gonna be edits of that scene
-god i love him so much. competitive crossword solving. I love him. I love him so much. oh my god itās CRYPTIC crossword too that shit is HARD my mom and brother do it but I canāt figure it out ever. Aziraphale the little nerd he is can though. Aziraphale I love you badass Aziraphale I love you nerdy Aziraphale ouhhhh
-unfortunately for Brian thatās an angel and he was being NICE before you decided to get all meanĀ
-NOT THE SASSYSILENT WHEELCHAIR EXIT I cant I love saraquel <- idk how to spell their name
-god jesus is so fucking sweet and I love him so much. but also waking up after so many years to find that all your friends your family everyone is dead.. and then keep going and oughhhhhh
-heās autistic btw itās canon he told me himself. I love how mildly unsettling he is to everyone around him heās so me coded in the autism
-STOP FLUSTERING ME I CANT THINK STRAIGHT??? HELLO????? yeh he sure aināt thinking straight with crowley around. heās thinking so gay. and flustered. I canāt do thisĀ
-āwe couldāve done a runner ourselvesā lmao
-Iām starting to think none of the theories were true about why Zira went to heaven, except for the default explanation that he gave to Crowley
-is god just weeding people out lmao
-the way he also miracles them ice cream lmao. To make up for the dropped ones in s1
-can he miracle crowley the power to do miraclesĀ
-love the outfit so much but also let the boys have sm ice creamĀ
-sorry saraquel thatās his boy toy you canāt get rid of him
-did god just get tired of their shit lmao. Also ohhh book of life forgetting is slow
-DO WE GET DEMON AZIRAPHALE OMG IS TH. I LOVE TJIS itās nothing like any of the fan designs but I like it a lot. Does he have the fake nose on? Also DEMON MURIELLLLL YGGHFDHFH
-how is Muriel better at pretending to be a demon than Zira is. he knows what demons are like firsthand for centuries why is he being a caricature. I do think his face paint is funny though. Ang his hair is ugly as hell
-I like Harry bc heās being nice with autism Jesus generally but heās gotta stop interruptingĀ
-Iām gonna kill someone. Probably Gabriel bc he told Zira not to eat originally. that HURT.
-ādoes that include heaven instead of meā OH MY GOD. THESS EVIL WRITERS. also I thought the āI chose Heaven BECAUSE of youā was gonna be my theory confirmation
-i donāt think theyāre meeting with god though.. so.. iunno
-they are fucking with the wrong angels bookshop. I do not think threatening someone who clearly has MAGICAL POWERS based on the gun to water gun thing is a good idea. like rn theyāre aware theyretalking to actual angels and demons and still threatening them how dumb do you have to be. I hope Aziraphale gets annoyed and shows his powers or just isa. Little intimidatingĀ
-mm. I donāt like this/micheal being it. It feels like it wasnāt set up by any prior seasons or anythingĀ
-OH the teasers was their pages in the book of life!! How cool!Ā
-nooo i like Uriel theyāre pretty and arenāt as insufferable as the rest of the angels
-I donāt like that this was set up to be finding Jesus and the second coming w a murder mystery side plot and then itās actually just 95% ooooh book of life murder oooh Michealās insane and only a tiny bit of Jesus :/Ā
-and theyāre.. not really touching on the husbands relationship seriously. Like weāre getting a lot of casual lines about it but not much actual convo and it feels like a side plotĀ
-this makes me so fucking happy. Queen song!! I love donāt stop me now I love the Bentley I love this all
-i need to go back and screenshot Aziraphaleās expression in the Bentley at some pointĀ
-im torn about the Bentley actually going into space. Like on one hand.. okay? thatās it? You just. press the pedal really hard and center of the universe bam? but also on the other hand. like. thatās sick as fuck theyāre going vroom.
-oh my god I love thisā¦ elaborate bread and cheese.. comforting peopleā¦ oughhhhhhhh :( my heart. but also isnāt that Muttās spouse? Not mutt? He called them Mutt
-it does seem a bit.. random, in a negative way, to have Harry (a side character weāve never met before) be the one to mentor Jesus
-ohhh pitiful wet cat Jesus at the end of the world :( poor guy heās so sad and so disappointedĀ
-also why wasnāt everyone panicking more lmao
-I want their wings.. and their Crowley time stop againā¦
-sheās not the only one who remembers tho.. Aziraphale and crowley remember..
-..:/ seriously? Just? Forgive her? Like he forgave crowley and that fixed everything obviously? I wanted badass fighting Aziraphale not this this aināt fixing shit
-yeh that didnāt fix shit
-alooooone at the edge of a universe humming a tune or merely dreaming we were snowww (i wanna edit this to that)
-I donāt like how Aziraphale is still all ohh forgiveness fixes everything. blew up in his face with both crowley the first time and Micheal and I just. ???
-CUT OFF APOLOGY DANCE?? THEYRE TEASING ME
-why the fuck is he making crowley say he forgives Aziraphale??? Like thatās a dick move Crowley should choose to say it??? Aziraphale was in the wrong here in every way??? WTF? Like that feels out of character. Crowley should be the one choosing to forgive Aziraphale not being forced to say it
-thatās some horror movie shit lmao. trapped alone together, the only beings in all of creation, and the doorbell jingles
-Satan just looks like a normal guy what š I wasnāt super happy with them showing Satan in the first place, I like God and Satan being unknowable entities above everything who are never seen. But at LEAST I want them to keep god hidden. But god got recast so I know they wonāt :/
-I LOVE HIS TOOTHY SMILE WITH ALL THE FANGS AND THE GROWL
-sheās pretty and I like her but I donāt like god having a physical form. And she doesnāt sound much like voiceover god.Ā
-I donāt know how to feel about this but I love Aziraphale complimenting Crowley bc heās right for the most part. Itās cuteĀ
-god isnāt allowed to call him angel thatās Crowleyās word for him
-oh. oh. oh. why make me complete and then take it away. oh. Iām gonna cry. Iām gonna sob. I canāt. oh. why make me complete and then take it away.
-GOD ACTUALLY HAS BEEN WATCHING THEM AND LOVING THEM OH MY GOD THE FANFIC WAS TRUE
-oh that was a SCARY smile from god. hell yeah
-WOAHH.. thatās so cool set design.. also GIVE THEM WINGS :(
-his teary sad snake eyes I canāt do this his fucki puppy dog IĀ
-so everyone else is just gonna.. stay dead? everyone ever? wtf?
-I WANT A REAL KISS NOT THAT SHIT
-they find each other in every universe but also ew but also I hate this
-they didnāt even.. properly kiss in their actual forms.. :/
-this is actually worse than the āthey become humansā ending
-also theyāre so. they donāt look like them
-oh i like time after time tho
-aw Muriel and Eric r dating in this universeĀ
-they find each other in every universe canonically but I donāt like this ending, as a fan and as a person who likes aziracrow
-I mean.. again.. they didnāt even kiss..
-this isnāt even them. Just humans who seem like them. They never got their happy ending. They never got a happy kiss or even a hug. wtf.
If you made it this far you get.. a slap in the face!!! Just like the finale!!
