#incub8

2020 is almost done - it’s your chance to send the mun or muse something you’ve wanted to tell them!

This is far from the first time Smokey’s asked to help with Incub8′s videos, and the non-answer’s still the same.

Incub8 replied:

Interesting is an understatement for most of us - but I’m honored you’ve been able to take solace in my decadent naughtiness this year. To say I “enjoy” making such content is hardly the tip of the self-indulgent iceberg.

Incub8 replied:

Incub8 replied:

One needn’t necessarily quell such a delicious instinct - if possible, seeking yet another partner who would be willing to build a hive with you would be my ideal suggestion.

If that seems unfeasible, there are certainly ways of manipulating one’s urges, both licit and illicit. Medical professionals, should they be trustworthy and knowledgeable enough for your liking, would be able to assist with various temporary or irreversible surgical procedures, most of which consequently suppress or extinguish the urge to breed. Such procedures do often affect libido as well, for your information. 

Another route could be via medical administration of software patches, but personalizing the coding is often a hassle and/or more costly than some mechs can afford. Generalized patches with options for personalization are also widely available for download across the datanet, but one must be judicious as to what they insert into their systems without expert knowledge.

No one should ever, ever give him this much control over their sex life.

Incub8 replied:

If we’re going with stereotypes, one could always fall back on the classics - “(my) Queen” and/or other majestic titles. If you’re focusing on the potential virginity of the partner, “Gyne” would also be appropriate.

Sweet-talking them as “honey” is debatable, as it’s generally deemed as casual or diminutive. I’ve never heard anyone use the term “royal jelly” during sexual activities, but you’re welcome to give it a try. Royal jelly is exclusively fed to larvae and adult queens. 

If you’re interested in bringing in a D/s dynamic, you could refer to them as your “drone”. If one takes such content seriously, it comes with implications of genital amputation - fair warning.

WHAT ABOUT INCUB8

Incub8 replied:

I think you may be asking the wrong question here. As for how many eggs I’ve been able to fit in my gestation tank, however… 

Any adventuresome voyeur who wanders onto Incub8′s site today will discover that there are, in fact, eighteen deviously-hidden Easter eggs embedded in various pages. Should someone find all eighteen of them, they’ll be granted access to a figurative Easter egg, in the form of a secret vid.

Tarantulas Incub8 nearly spat out his energon while reading this comment. Eggsciting adventures with loved ones? Who did he think Incub8′s loved ones were if he thought Incub8 was Tarantulas’s alternate? What was Smokescreen even thinking sending this comment anyhow? And how did he come up with the idea of Valventines Day of all things - was that actually a thing in his world, or was it a parody of the human holiday? And why hadn’t he just soft-blocked Smokescreen from sending him messages already? Was it just for kicks, or was there something more to it?