#incredibly lazy

I don’t pay attention to Boruto but I’m choking up blood at that scene where Sakura was sitting her ass on the floor talking about some “I’m not strong like you, Sasuke-“ while his back was turned to her, probably about to leave 😭… girl, GET UP! Sakura was already kind of… but they made her even more of a clown in that spin off. It’s not like her character was ever really respected to begin with. She was always pretty awful. She has her good moments and I really enjoyed them but Kishimoto never did anything to make her feel important to the story outside of her being a medical ninja for convenience. I won’t even talk about sssk since it’s whatever, man. I will say that I DON’T dislike Sarada at all, she’s cute as hell, (I hate Naruto’s kids lol. The only other kids I don’t mind are Orochimaru’s son, and some others… um, Ino and Sai are winning at everything. They’re kid is cute!) but whenever I think about her, I kind of just like to forget that Sakura is the Mother and go with the “Sasuke had a secret child” thing since it’s funnier and sssk is just depressing all around. I will not elaborate on this at all but man, what a mess. Imagine chasing after a dude who never liked you, literally pressuring/ BEGGING him to let you follow him on his little travels, probably coming on too strong at one point to where he finally gave in to you because you wouldn’t fucking leave him alone (I’m sure she forced her affection onto him. Not in a r*pey way but if you know Sasuke’s character at all then you’d also know that him doing anything like this, especially with someone who he barely even perceives like Sakura, then you can kind of use basic context clues to fit the pieces together and get how weird this was. He never even saw her as a friend so why would they skip directly to romance? Fucking is another thing though. It took N himself many years to crack Sasuke’s fat ass brain open like an egg (they were cracking each other’s brains open so nvm) so why would Someone like Sakura, who was never really important to him to begin with, be able to scratch him? The writing…) and I’m 100% sure that Sarada was most likely an accident so that’s why he probably said “fuck it,” and married her, leaving Sakura behind for 10 years, never calling, texting, or visiting at all… Kishimoto hated Sakura sm. She could’ve been so much more but no, now she’s sitting on the floor like a dog talking to Sasuke, what the fuck, girl 🚶🏾‍♀️? I like those Future AU’s where she’s over her forced Sasuke crush and is just content with being his friend and totally over him because it’s sm more better than whatever… B*ruto is. I never hated Sakura, either. Her design is really nice? too, like pink and burgundy or whatever ❤️🥺… I just wished she were written like she meant something to the story. Most of the girls fall so fucking flat, man. She’s the worst, though.