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Sam, while his runners are out on a dangerous run: They shouldn’t have come. I knew it. They shouldn’t have come.
Janine: They had to, Mr. Yao. There is safety in numbers.
Sam: There’s also death in numbers. It’s called a massacre.
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Archie: Sometimes I think people are just birds in disguise.
Sam: *laughs* Can I tweet that?
Archie: *narrows eyes* Can you what?
Sam: Can we get a birthday cake?
Janine: But it’s not your birthday.
Sam: The cake won’t know.
Five: I’m so lazy.
Sam: Don’t you dare!
Five: I can’t do anything right.
Sam: Shut up!
Five: I’m just not good enough.
Sam: I will punch you with friendship and love, do you hear me?!?!
Five: You know what would be the worst body part to lose?
Sam: Um, what?
Five: For me it would be my hands because then I could no longer hold yours.
Sam:
Sam: Five, that’s really sweet, but now I’m both concerned and horrified that you’ve been thinking about which body parts would be the worst for you to lose.
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Simon: Did you sleep together?
Five: No.
Sam: No.
Simon: Double negative, so that’s a yes.
Sam: We’re playing scrabble and it’s a nightmare.
Five: I think scrabble is fun.
Sam: Not when you play with Veronica. She puts down words like ‘ephemeral’ and I put down ‘dog’.
When preparing for the 5am wedding
Sam: Okay, so Paula said she’d come by later to help alter the bridesmaids’ dresses.
Five: Okay, and while she does that I’ll go get the ring bear.
Sam: I’m sorry. You mean ring bearER, right?
Five:
Five:
Sam: PLEASE TELL ME YOU’RE NOT BRINGING A DANGEROUS ANIMAL TO OUR WEDDING!!!!!
