Nov 4, 2019
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These voice actors wildin’
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I realized that I hadn’t colored Gallus’ wings that darker blue that they should have been last time, so that was my excuse to fix that and repost this outside of the reblog. Now it’ll appear under the tags, neat.
Psychological Warfare.
Applejack: Dashie, did you eat the cookies I made for Cloudy's birthday party?
Dash, clearly lying: No.
Applejack: You're ugly when you lie.
Dash: I'm not lying!
Applejack: Then why are you ugly?
Richard Horvitz, who is our Random Narrator for the evening (don't question it): From that day on, Rainbow Dash swore to never tell a lie again. For she was so traumatized by the thought of Applejack thinking she was ugly, it scared her for life.
Richard Horvitz: Of course, Applejack never actually thought Rainbow was ugly. It was all just a clever ruse to trick Rainbow into being more honest. And it worked!... For about a week. That's about how long it took for Rainbow to get so drunk that she just kind of forgot.
Dash, very concerned: Oh no.
Applejack: What?
Dash: I just became too gay.
Applejack: How the hell do you become too gay?
Dash: I don't know, but it hurts!
Dash: **literally explodes into a hellish inferno of rainbows and flamingos**
Applejack, calm but irritated: Ugh. Every time we go over to see Discord and Fluttershy, I tell her not to eat Discord's cooking. And every time she doesn't listen.
Applejack: Better go get Twi. This is gonna take hours to fix.
Dash: Oh, honey! I'm home! And I actually got the milk this time!
Applejack: That's great. Now tell me why it took three and a half hours to go down to the store to get milk.
Dash: Uhh...
-- Dramatic Flashback --
Dash: Hey! What time do you guys close?! I needs milk!!
Store-Worker: We close in three hours.
Dash: Oh thank buck,
Store-Worker: But that's what I would have said three hours ago, because we just closed. Right now.
Dash: **psychotic screaming and bloodlust**
-- Flashback Over --
Dash: And I took offence to that.
Applejack: Okay... so why did it take you three hours to get to the store in the first place?
Dash: That's a significantly longer and much more interesting story, but I wasted all the space on this Tumblr Blog submission with the first one.
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Circular Logic (?)
Applejack: Ugh. This drought's gonna cost us hundreds of apples if we don't get some rain soon. *looks at Dash* If only someone could go get some rain clouds.
Dash, stoned out of her damned mind: You're right, I'll do one of those old Zebra Rain Dances I spent years training for last Tuesday. *starts dancing*
Applejack: That's not what I--
Dash, high AF: *stops dancing* Damn. I forgot the Rain Dance... hmm, maybe I could jog my memory with the Yakyak-ian Memory Jogging Dance. *different dancing*
Applejack: Or MAYBE you could fly up and go get some--
Dash, blitzed beyond reason: *stops dancing* I forgot the Memory Jogging Dance. Ironic, I know.
Applejack: It wouldn't be ironic if you'd just--
Dash, tripping every ball: Used the Minotaurian Irony Melting Dance to remove the ironic curse that has been plaguing this land so that I may recall the Rain Dance and save us from a slow starve-ication?
Applejack: *cursing under her breath*
Dash, zonked to an unreasonable degree: Well, it's a good thing I remember the Irony Melting Dance, then. Unfortunately, it has to be raining for it to work. Which is equally ironic.
Granny Smith, not on her meds because Dash took all of them: Damn this circular logic!
Applejack: Don't encourage her! She'll never stop!
Dash: Applejack! Good news! I've developed psychotic powers!
Applejack: ...
Applejack: Do you mean psychic powers?
Dash: Nope!
Dash: *picks up a live chicken, bites into it like an apple*
The Entire Dynamic
Dash, monotone: Today, I will cause problems. On purpose.
Applejack, monotone: Please don't. You causing problems on purpose gives me a great deal of stress and anxiety. Stress and anxiety that drives me to drink far too much alcohol.
Dash, monotone: Fine. I will comply. Except I won't because I just lied. Get fucked. By me. After I cause problems. On purpose.
Cloudy, visibly confused: ... Why the hell are you two talking like that?
Maud Pie, who is suddenly just here: Pinkie Pie bet them a hundred bits that they couldn't act like me for twenty four hours. But they're doing a surprisingly good job.