May 27, 2019
Cordelia: I can’t tell what’s more pathetic, the fact that you started a fight with a bunch of children on the playground or the fact that you lost.
Adran: They had sticks!
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Cordelia: I can’t tell what’s more pathetic, the fact that you started a fight with a bunch of children on the playground or the fact that you lost.
Adran: They had sticks!
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Cordelia: No one would dare disrespect me.
Cordelia: They know I can crush them.
Dawn: You don't want Adran to die.
Dawn: And I don't want Adran to die.
Dawn: So now we gotta make sure Adran doesn't want Adran to die.
Cordelia: Fantastic plan, but have you met Adran?
Dawn: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.
Cordelia: That’s ridiculous. Name one example of this.
Serith: Wasps.
Zaiki: Spiders.
Dawn: Terriers.
Adran: Cordelia.
Cordelia: *points at Dawn* This is not what I meant when I said get help.
Serith: Well, what did you mean?
Cordelia: I meant someone who could actually help!
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Cordelia: So I did the math, and it would take 400 people to create a steel long sword.
Adran: What.
Cordelia: You know how books talk about swords “forged from the blood of enemies”? Well I calculated it, and you would have to drain the blood of 400 adult men and extract the iron from their blood in order to have enough to make a steel longsword. Forged from the blood of your enemies.
Adran: ...
Adran: That’s pretty neat.
Cordelia: I know right?
Dawn: Do you remember when you pushed a bookshelf on me?
Cordelia: Yeah but that was an accident!
Cordelia: Mostly an accident.
Cordelia: About 45% accident.
My sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don’t know if I’m kidding or not.
Adran, probably