Apr 17, 2023
Jace: Any idiot would know that.
Simon: I knew that!
Jace: See?
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Jace: Any idiot would know that.
Simon: I knew that!
Jace: See?
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Simon: *accidentally brushes Jace's hand with his own*
Jace: *agressively holds Simon's hand* fucking commit to it.
s i z z y
Alec: if you break my sister’s heart i’ll break ur neck
Simon: if i break izzy’s heart, SHE will break my neck and the rest of my bones
Me whenever Cassandra Clare introduces a new Herondale, Fairchild, Carstairs, Blackthorn, Lightwood:
Jace and Izzy: *drinking and eating Faerie food*
Alec: Are you both eating FAERIE FOOD?!
Jace: nO-
Izzy, simultaneously: it was Jace’s idea-
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Maryse: “Have kids,” they said...
::In background::
Alec: Who the hell puts out a fire by FANNING it?!
Izzy: I panicked, okay?!?
Jace: Someone get that foam can thingy!!!
Alec: A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! IT’S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!
Izzy: Just put it out!!!
*Glass shatters, collective screaming*
Maryse:...”It’ll be fun,” they said.
Magnus: There are 21 letters in the alphabet.
Alec: No there are 26.
Magnus: Oh, sorry right I must have forgotten U R A Q T
Alec:
Alec: Magnus you are hundreds of years old you should know the alphabet by now.
Jonathan Morganstern: I’m backkk
Clary: What, no?! You’re dead, I saw you die!
Jonathan Morganstern: Death is a social construct.