Scott: hey Stiles, can I ask for some dating advice?
Stiles: just because I’m with Lydia doesn’t mean I know how I did it

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Scott: hey Stiles, can I ask for some dating advice?
Stiles: just because I’m with Lydia doesn’t mean I know how I did it

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Stiles: Lydia and I are getting married and I’ve been telling everybody about it and I’m so happy I want to shout it from the rooftops!
Lydia: and he has, we’ve gotten several noise complaints
Stiles: WE’RE GETTING MARRIED
Lydia: alright
Stiles: may the force be-
Lydia: equal to mass times acceleration
Stiles: Lydia kissed me
Scott: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like..was it like, a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, y’know, “I gotta have you now” kinda thing?
Stiles: Well, at first it was really intense, y’know, and then..oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it…
Scott: Ooh, so, okay, was she like holding you or were her hands like, on your face?
Stiles: No, actually first they were-they started out on my jaw ..and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair..
Scott: Ohhh..
(meanwhile)
Lydia: and then I kissed him.
Malia: Tongue?
Lydia: Yeah.
Malia: Cool.
I can't believe my dad saw us having sex. He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees.
-Lydia to Stiles

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Lydia: do you ever think about the future?
Stiles: yeah, I think about the future
Lydia: am I in it?
Stiles: you are my future
Lydia: honey, you are about to get so lucky
Stiles: you know, I'm really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding
Lydia: me too
Stiles: you know I was, uh, thinking. If you and I had a big fight and broke up for a few hours...
Lydia: yeah?
Stiles: technically we could have sex again. So what do you think...bossy and domineering?
Lydia: the weddings off, sloppy and immature
[both get up]
Lydia: oh wait we can't, Malia is in the guest room
Stiles: well, get rid of her, obsessive and shrill
Lydia: shrill? The weddings back on
Lydia: pack your things we're going to Vegas
Stiles: you mean we're just gonna elope? This is great! We're going to save so much money and no more pain-in-the ass planning!
Lydia: [stares at him]
Stiles: oh, we're not going to elope. We have so much money, could our wedding please be bigger?