Dec 6, 2024
josh: i've learned some real lessons today
mike: i'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the actual lessons you should've taken away
josh: death isn't real and i'm basically god
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josh: i've learned some real lessons today
mike: i'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the actual lessons you should've taken away
josh: death isn't real and i'm basically god
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josh: suspect is dancing naked through the street
matt: copy that
josh: i'll try, but i'm not much of a dancer
josh, after finishing an album: I would say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply, did myself
Matt: josh, can I ask you a question? You don’t have to answer
Josh: you once caught me sneaking out of my parents’ kitchen naked with a biscuit in my mouth. We have no secrets. Ask your damn question
Josh: Ian doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note he wrote to himself that said “put on pants"
Josh: ...followed by a question mark
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Josh: sorry it took me so long to get here. I broke down on the way
Mike: woah, is your car ok?
Josh: ...car?
Amanda, already regretting asking: why are you putting garlic in your pants??
Josh: so dracula won't try to eat my ass
Amanda: why would dracula try to eat your ass?
Josh: he won't, the garlic— are you even listening?
Josh: You gotta have confidence in yourself. You have to believe in yourself
Mike: who are you talking to?
Josh: myself
Mike: is he listening?
Josh: no