jimin: [checks his phone] this clerk at a furniture store keeps texting me. weird.
namjoon: why?
jimin: i left my number to him so he'd call me when the product i ordered arrived but now he just keeps asking me out
bts: [exchange a look]
namjoon: uh... what did u tell him, exactly?
jimin: that i wanted one night stand
bts: [loud sigh]














