The Worst Servant
Arthur: You are quite literally the worst servant I have ever had. There is no servant worse than you.
Merlin: Fire me then
Arthur: ...............No
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The Worst Servant
Arthur: You are quite literally the worst servant I have ever had. There is no servant worse than you.
Merlin: Fire me then
Arthur: ...............No

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Gwen: Morgana, I'm sad.
Morgana: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Arthur: Merlin, I'm sad.
Merlin, nodding: mood.
arthur (post-revival) in a mall for the first time:
arthur: there are so many hot models here
merlin: …those are mannequins
Arthur: I like all of my subjects equally.
Leon: We were attacked by bandits in the forest.
Arthur: oHmyGOD iS mERLIN OKAY?????
arthur: i used to have nice social skills, now i'm just sad... You know what i mean?
merlin:
merlin: oh babe...
merlin: you never had social skills

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Arthur: So, you seeing anyone?
Merlin: Yeah, ghosts, old sorcerers bitching about my destiny, the occasional hallucination
Arthur:
Merlin: Oh, you meant romantically.
Merlin: this year I lost my dear husband, Arthur.
Arthur: quit telling everyone I'm dead!
Merlin: sometimes I can still hear his voice😭
Merlin : So what are you in for?
Random prisoner that he’s sharing a cell with : Uh.... stealing. You?
Merlin : Treason. probably, Or insolence against the king, I don’t really remember the exact wording.
RP* With wide eyes* : Are.. uh, how long are you sentenced here?
Merlin : Dunno. what about you? A day?
RP *still with wide* eyes : A- A week. Aren’t you worried?
Prison guard *opening the door *: Merlin, how’s it going?
Merlin, *who has made friend with all the guards* : Good. how are the kids Jerry?
Jerry the prison guard : They’re good. your’e out now. same time next week?
Merlin: probably. bye Jerry, bye new guy.
RP :...
Jerry :...
RP: ...
Jerry: You get used to it.