#incorrect deus

Sea: I never want you in my domains

River: ey yo, looks like I'm going for a swim

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Shep: hey uh, there's something wrong with my cheese its

Shep: *tilts box and a bird comes out * what the cow shite

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Invention: *cooking macaroni for his sons *

-crunch-

Invention, turning around to see River in a box: DON'T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS

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Underworld: *opens fridge *

Chaos, inside it: where's the food-

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Mischief: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Invention: you're a hazard to society

Chaos: and a coward. Do twenty

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Underworld: Violence for violence's sake is the rule of beasts, and oh how I am a monster.

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Friendship: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

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Gambling: *petting Rivers head *

Gambling: It takes a pet like no problem! Not afraid at alll, thats a great cat right there..

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Invention: Did you eat a powdered donut?

River: No.

Invention: Then what’s that white powder on your jeans?

River, panicking: That’s cocaine.

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River: is this wisky or perfume?

Invention: * chugs it*

River:

Invention: its perfume.

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-at Disneyland on the teacup ride-

Invention and time: * spinning calmly while talking*

River and technology: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screeching *

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River: apparently you're supposed to present as "feminine" or "masculine" well i'm presenting as a "fucking idiot"

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