#incompetance

  I am glad you asked, dear anon. I must regretfully inform you that I possess an unceasing and unrelenting rage to the morally deficient character of Mr. Poe at Mulctuary Money Management.   My introduction to the character of Mr. Poe occurred at a young and impressionable age, in which I understood he was generally useless. As an adult, I understood him to be a despicable fop, a fribble and a Poltroon. He is, in my personal opinion, the one  true villain of A Series of Unfortunate Events.  How, an enquiring mind might ask, would I place him above the Odious Count, the fashionable Villianess, the dreaded Man with no hair, but a beard, the woman with hair but no beard, and the long list of other evil and despicable that inhabit a tale of absolute misery and woe?  I find his occupation and personality unsuitable to the placement of vulnerable children. Yet, he insists upon doing so anyway. His insistence in his own righteousness I might have forgiven if it was a one time offense, but alas! He continued a cycle of failure and incompetence at least seven times. Incompetence alone does not make hatred burn in my heart, but the stubborn insistence upon the Baudelaires’ failings and willfulness of his own ignites much angst and frustration. What villain could have succeeded if not for Mr. Poe’s incompetence? Instead of the Baudelaire orphans having to save and take care of themselves, Mr. Poe should be doing his job.Yet, he continually asks for the respect of an adult without doing the job of an adult. I once again peruse the television and books in order to find and build a case upon his person, but Im currently filled with rage, and this ask has been visiting my inbox long enough.                                   

The World is Not Quiet Here,

The ship of fools.

Did you ever sees something so awful, something so bizarre, something done that is completely lacking in the awareness that it has reached a level of vomit inducingly appalling that you are no longer sure whether you should laugh, cry or find a bucket? That is the feeling I got when I heard that all the local attention seekers were organising a singles night event. The worst thing you can do with…