ilya as one of those adult babies always clutching a vape like a pacifier is such an inspired choice. i work at a michelin restaurant and literally every day i have to tell some entitled rich person that no they can not vape in here and yes we can tell because it does not smell like watermelon ice blast in this dining room otherwise. you would not believe how many people lie and pretend they weren’t!! but i do think he’d be somewhat apologetic about it and only use it in the bathroom after that
first of all i'm so sorry u deserve to have something more significant than a military medal for this service.
second of all ab so fucking lutely....... i do not think he would lie but i do think he would argue passionately in a way that makes shane sure his dantes inferno esque circle of personal humiliation hell is upon him already. vape in car vape in elevator vape yes at a very nice establishment before eats a meal reviewed in no less than twelve languages.
i think shane would almost die on the hill of "its worse than smoking" then recover and spend the rest of his life fighting the battle of "yes other people can fucking smell it ilya. i can smell it"
