Chapter 5: Reset
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Chapter 5: Reset
Vincent questions. Duck disciplines. Stern takes things a step too far.

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Chapter 3: Third Position
Joseph practices. Duck gives some backstory. Barclay is worried.
Golden (OT4)
The winner of one yeehawgust poll was: Fools Gold
The entrance to the trail is innocuous. The normal sign posts, the wooden information board with faded tips for identifying rattlesnakes and avoiding heat stroke that half the hikers never even read.Â
âReady?â Duck pulls his hat lower over his eyes against the evening sun.Â
âIndeed.â Indrid adjusts his red sunglasses; theyâre the same ones he wore when Duck first found him in the mountains, the only part of his wardrobe he hasnât updated to match this century.Â
As they cross from the parking lot onto the trail proper, a massive, shaggy-furred dog lopes toward them, boofing happily.
âHey Sassâ Duck kneels, âdonât suppose the big fella is right behind you?â
The dog wanders over to the nearest shade structure, sniffing around the water fountain. If Barclay were coming down that trail, Sass would be doing what he always does; running back and forth between his owner and the people heâs excited to see.Â
âIâll radio Juno and ask her to come get him.â He pulls out his walkie talkie as Indrid pours some water into Sassâs waiting mouth, âthen we better get goinâ. Weâre burninâ daylight.â
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If Sass werenât so fucking cute, Barclay would be really, really pissed at him for running off and leaving him behind. But he knows the big pile of fluff didnât mean to; dogs never seem to get as discombobulated by this place as humans. He thought Barclay would keep up like he always did.Â
The sun peeks around the pile of rocks heâs using for shade and he scoots across the sandy dirt until heâs behind another boulder. He knows his friends will find him. They always find each other. He just wishes he knew where he was.Â
Or when he was.Â
He has no one to blame but himself; they know that whatever weirdness surrounds this portion of the Superstition Mountains, it has the potential to grow and shrink without warning. Thatâs why Duck insists they all carry survival backpacks with them if theyâre within a mile of the last known boundary. Barclay came out looking for Pine Nutsâhe loves making brittle with them to give as presents. He went to his usual gathering area, Sass trotting along with him and snuffling the brush.Â
Then he turned and realized the way back wasnât how it was supposed to be. The fucking mountains had swallowed him up.Â
He sips some water and waits, listening for familiar bootfalls. Aubreyâs in Phoenix performing, and Dani is with her, which means Indrid and Duck are probably the ones whoâll find him.Â
Feet shuffle in the dry earth and he stands, intending to wave down whoever it is in hopes they arenât lost or, better yet, are looking for him.Â
The man whoâs just rounded the corner is dust-covered and sunburnt, and Barclayâs heart sinks a little.Â
âYou okay?â He steps forward as nonthreateningly as he can; heâs a big guy with, âthe air of a mountain manâ to him, according to Indrid, and that can freak people out if theyâre surprised by him.Â
The man doesnât seem to see him, keeps walking past, close enough that Barclay can see heâs in the remnants of a suit.
(Who the fuck wears a suit out here?)
âHey man, do you need water? Iâve got plenty.â He touches the strangerâs shoulder.Â
âShit!â The man backs away in a hurry, not seeing the rock behind him until he trips over it and falls to the ground.Â
âHey, hey itâs okay.â Barclay holds his hands up, âIâm not gonna hurt you. I didnât mean to freak you out you justâŠyou werenât responding.â
âI didnât think you were real. Iâve seen so many mirages lately I just gave up believing anything promising was really there.â
âPretty sure mirages canât talk. Or carry granola bars.â He holds one out, âIâm Barclay.â
The shiny green package is cautiously taken from his hand, âIâm Special Agent Joseph Stern.â
âThat explains the suit.â
A bitter, cracked laugh, âI was supposed to be out here an hour looking over a site. Not a fucking month.â He slumps down in the shade with the offered water bottle. Looks at Barclayâs boots, then slowly up the rest of him. Were a hot guy giving him a once over in any other context, Barclay would be into it, but this one seems to only be adding to the panic in those blue eyes.Â
âIt has been just a month, right?â
âSince?â
âBarclay? That you buddy?âÂ
âItâs me, Duck! Iâm by the boulder that kinda looks like a bear eating a cactus.â
âThe what now?â
âThis one, my sweet.â Indrid, in denim shorts and a white tank top, rounds the rocks first, âit really does look like that.â
âIf you say so.â Duck follows behind his boyfriend. Heâs still in his park ranger uniform, and breaks into a smile when he sees Barclay.Â
âI so fucking glad to see you guys.â Barclay lets Indrid wrap him in a hug, laughing when he kisses him, âcanât believe Duck let you come out with so little sun proofing.Â
âI consider my outfit an indication of my faith that we would locate you quickly and that Duck will guide us home safely. Also, I am wearing an entire bottle of sunscreen.â He notices Joseph, âmy apologies, I did not realize you had found someone else.â
âIâŠIâm Special Agent Joseph Stern. FBI.â He sounds almost distracted, eyes flicking between Indridâs legs and Barclayâs face.Â
âYou sure about that? You look pretty rough, sun can really do a number on youâ Duck taps his temple.
âYes Iâm sure! Iâm lost, not insane. Look, here, Iâll prove it.â He hands Duck a battered ID badge.Â
Duck whistles, âThatâs the real deal, sorry forâŠnotâŠaw fuck.â He turns the ID so Indrid and Barclay can see it as he says, âI hate to ask this, agent Stern but, uh, how long after gettinâ that did you come out here.â
âThree years.â Josephâs face is hanging onto calm by a thread.Â
âHoo-kay.â Duck scratches the back of his neck, âso, uh, hereâs the good news: you ainât gonna be stuck out here any more. Bad news is youâre a long, long fuckin ways from 1972.â
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Given what must be going on in his brain right now, Joseph is holding it together pretty well.Â
Heâs also holding Barclayâs arm hard enough itâs starting to bruise.Â
Duck canât blame him; people go to pieces after being lost in the normal parts of this desert and without an existential crisis on top of that.Â
Indrid and Barclay are doing their best to bring the agent up to date on the last fifty-odd years, ranging from the end of the Cold War (âoh, thank the lordâ), to cell phones (âincredibleâ), to the fact the Cubs actually won the world series (this got a gasp of awe).
Heâll join in the conversation once they get to the parking lot. Right now, he has to focus. Theyâre on the Twin Canyons trail, the south end. He knows that route, knows what the path ahead of them should look like. The desert flickers a moment, the view now subtly different with no trail in sight.Â
That ainât it. I ainât gonna even notice it. This is the south end of Twin Pines, nothinâ weird at all
The trail is back how it usually is.Â
His friends have speculated on why the mountains have never been able to suck him in and turn him around; Aubrey thinks it might be magic, Ned worries itâs luck thatâs bound to run out. Duckâs pretty sure heâs just too damn stubborn to let some weird-ass wormhole time and space bullshit tell him heâs not on the trail he thinks he is.Â
All the same, when they step onto pavement, his shoulders relax a hair.Â
âThis is us.â He beeps the lock on the Jeep, Barclay taking shotgun (he gets motion sick) and Indrid climbing into the back with Joseph.
âTell me, agent.â Indrid buckles in, âwhat led you into the mountains?â
âAssuming itâs not, like, classified. Weâre trying to figure out if why youâre there makes a difference in getting lost in the anomaly.â Barclay adds.
âI was looking into missing personâs cases. Thereâd been three groups that had just disappeared, all in the span of a month, and that was on top of a history of disappearances in the area overall. Two of the three were looking for the Cold Treasure. Is that still a story around here?â
Indrid sighs, âIndeed. Now and then it fades from the greater public memory, only to be reignited by some television show or other. I was never even convinced there was something in those damned boxes. I think someone managed to trick us, but my father and brother were not sold on the idea. You likely heard Alistair Cold and his sons were never seen again, yes?â
âThatâs how the story goes.â
Duck sees Indrid smile in the rearview mirror, âThat is not entirely true. I am seen often, though I may not have been had a certain, intrepid civil servant not found me.â
âMore like stepped on you, you were passed out on the red rock trail.â
âMy point stands.â Indrid blows him a kiss.Â
âYouâŠyouâreâŠâ Joseph sounds like heâs about to have a revelation or a full-on breakdown.
âThe outlaw Indrid Cold, in the flesh. I know, you are shocked by my youthful appearance.â
âYou donât look a day over a hundred.â Thereâs a weak laugh and Duckâs heart warms at corniness of the joke.Â
Indrid had looked much closer to his grand total of 145 years of age when Duck found him, what with the being near death and all. Heâd been in the desert, by his count, 50 days, having fled after his brother tried to murder him in his sleep to increase his cut of the loot.Â
âAll that is to say, Joseph, that should you want to talk with someone who has dealt with much the same leap forward as yourself, I am glad to.â
âThank you.â Thereâs an audible gurgle from the backseat, âI, I hate to cause more trouble, but is there any chance we get something to eat?â
âWay ahead of you.â Duck pulls into the Burger King on the edge of town and waits patiently at the menu sign for Joseph to choose his first meal of the 21st century.Â
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âI canât thank you enough.â Joseph finishes setting up the sofa-bed in Barclayâs small living room.Â
âSeriously, Joseph, itâs not a big deal. Iâd do the same for anyone we fished outta the anomaly.âÂ
Barclays face, that gorgeous, bearded face, parts in a smile that would make Joseph believe just about anything he said. Except, when they stopped at Amnesty Lodge, Barclayâs work and clearly the headquarters of the group of rescuers, the conversations he overheard suggested it wasnât common for one of the members of the Pine Guard to offer their couch to a rescuee.Â
Maybe Barclay thinks heâs special. Maybe he likes him. It feels like ages since anyone liked him for him, rather than what he could do.Â
âIs Mr.Cold, um, I mean, is Indrid coming back tonight?â He has approximately six hundred questions heâd like to ask before he no longer has the chance to interview an time-traveling, 1880s outlaw.Â
âNah, he lives with Duck.â
âOh.â He nods, smiles to show heâs hip, âfree love?â
Barclay chokes on his tea, startling Sass from his dog bed, then quickly wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, âSorry, sorry, uh, I mean kinda? We donât really call it that anymore. But yeah, Indrid is both my and Duckâs boyfriend.â
âBoyfriend.â He repeats, sitting down on his temporary bed, âitâsâŠits funny. To hear another man say that word. Not bad!â he turns, hurriedly, âjustâŠis it really allowed now?â
âFuck of a lot more than it was when you got lost. There are still some really fucking bigoted people and places out there but, like, even in a small town like this, I can be out. Aubrey and Dani can be out as girlfriends. Stuff like that.â
Joseph closes his eyes and digs his nails into his palms, âIâm like that too.â
Thereâs no immediate reply, which terrifies him. Then a weight settles next to him on the bed and Barclay takes one of his hands.
âKinda figured. From what your face did when you saw Indrid kiss me. And, like, thatâs for sure gonna be different in 2024. But you donât have to figure out everything in one night, or remake yourself in one. Youâve got time. Youâll be okay.â
Joseph looks down at their joined hands and believes, for the first time since he got lost, that things might just work out.Â
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Mercifully, libraries are more or less the same as he remembers them. No more card catalogs or microfiche (âunless you need to look at the newspaper records, in which case Iâm happy to get them for youâ offered the woman at the reference desk). But he can still find books on every subject he needs, and leaves with a canvas bag stuffed full of them.
When he gets back to Barclayâs place, after patting Sass on the head he sets the bag next to a smaller one of clothes from Goodwill. He bought several heâs excited about, but steps back into the summer heat in a borrowed t-shirt and gym shorts; heâs not putting anything on until itâs washed, and Barclay said he was taking his laundry to the mat tonight anyway.Â
The state park is the main tourist draw, and a corner of town dedicated to faux-western theming has sprung up in response. Joseph wanders through it, no goal but to take in the sights. He knows that soon, the lack of direction will tie him in knots, but thereâs no harm in a day or two to recover.
As he passes a shooting gallery in the arcade, thereâs a flash of silver hair. Indrid is at the counter, knocking down targets as kids with sticky lollipops and precarious ice cream cones dart around between the games and their exhausted parents.Â
Joseph positions himself by the soda fountain for a better view. Indrid doesnât miss a target; yesterday, he seemed to always be moving, like a moth in the night air. Here, heâs calm and measured, hands steady and armsâŠ
Christ the man has a lot of tattoos. Joseph wonders how much of his body they cover, and how it would feel to trace the shapes of them with his fingers.Â
âCare to play a round?â Indrid lowers the fake rifle, shooting him a smile.Â
âSure.â He takes up a spot to Indridâs left as the former outlaw hands the bored teenager behind the counter some bills. When the little mechanical targets of coyotes and jackrabbits begin moving, he lets his training take over.Â
Indrid knocks down all but one. Joseph knocks down all them,Â
âWell done, agent.â Indrid inclines his head towards the soda fountain, âallow me to buy you a victory phosphate?â
Joseph accepts, and follows Indrid into the air-conditioned, echoey building. His phosphateâsoda water, syrup, and ice creamâis coffee flavored, while Indrid opts for strawberry.Â
They sit at a table out on the wooden porch, watching the families pass by.Â
âHow are you doing so far?â
âOkay. Itâs overwhelming. In a lot of ways. So many things are different. Itâs exciting half the time and completely fucking terrifying the rest.â
Indrid laughs, âYes, that sums it up well. I swung wildly between wanting to indulge in every luxury of modern life and needing to lie very still in the dark and quiet of Duckâs guest room.â
He smiles, sheepish, âI mean, compared to you, what Iâm dealing with is child's play.â
âI suppose, but thereâs no need to compare woes. We have both gone through a very drastic change thanks to the anomaly; that is enough.â He sips his drink, fidgets with the gold rock on his necklace. Thereâd been the same kind on the bracelet Barclay put on this morning. And a pin of one on Duckâs hat-band.
âThatâs fools gold, right?âÂ
âYes. Apparently when Duck found me, I babbled to him all the way to the car about how it âwas all fools gold.â He brought me this from a rock shop a few months later. It was the first gift he gave me, the first time he told me that some mundane element of daily life reminded him of me. Iâve worn it ever since.â
Joseph smiles but looks away; the happiness of the moment seems too intimate, like heâs intruding on it.Â
Indridâs hand settles on his forearm, âShall we finish these while we stroll? Thereâs a reptile house that claims to have the worlds largest Gila Monster. Duck insists itâs a painted Chuckwalla, but regardless it is fascinating.Â
âIâd love to.â He stands, following Indrid down the stairs and repeating the words, âthis is not a dateâ in his mind until they lose all meaning.Â
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Barclay hates being sick for a lot of reasons, but one is that itâs so fucking boring. He canât do anything, and nothing on T.V is good enough, or trashy enough, to hold his attention.Â
The front door opens and Joseph hurries, shopping bags in both hands and sweat dripping down his chest. The agent has discovered he likes V-necks and tank-tops in the summer. Barclay has discovered the sight of Joseph Stern in tight, white shirt and navy shorts is masturbation fodder for a week.Â
âOkay, I got everything I could think of to help with a cold. What would you like? Thereâs soup, saltines, ginger ale, gatorade, and if you want something more substantial I can make kimchi fried rice. Did you know they have kimchi just in regular grocery stores now? Dad had to make oursâ
Rustling bags from the kitchen, the flick of a receipt being tucked into a folder; Joseph insists on keeping track of how much he buys with Barclayâs card, telling him heâll pay him back once he has his job and his status of being legally dead sorted out.
âJust gatorade for now, babe.â
âWhat was that?â Josephâs head pokes around the fridge.
âBud. Some gatorade, bud?â Jesus, Joseph has only been in the house three weeks and Barclay is already tongue-tied.Â
Joseph brings a bottle for each of them, gets on his knees to study the shelf of DVDs when Barclay suggests he pick something.
âTheyâŠthey made Lord of the Rings into a movie!â
There goes his boredom problem.Â
âThree movies.â
Joseph holds the DVD to his chest, delighted.Â
âLet me go change into something less sweaty.â
Barclay would let him crawl under his blanket soaking wet if he asked. All the same, he smiles when Joseph comes down in sleep shorts and his âBigfoot is my boyfriendâ shirt Duck bought him as a joke after he admitted his fixation with the monster. The agent sits next to him on the couch. By the second disk, his feet are in Barclayâs lap. And by the time he hops back onto the couch after putting in The Two Towers, Joseph doesnât bother keeping any space between them at all.Â
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âNot sure how I feel about the music I listened to in college being on the âclassicâ station.â Joseph steps from the Jeep into the grim heat of the Phoenix parking lot, slipping on his sunglasses.Â
âYou think you feel weird, theyâre doinâ the same stuff with my high school favorites, and I ainât even got the excuse of jumpin forward in time. Iâm just old.â
âYouâre just experienced.â Joseph smirks. Itâs the line Duck uses whenever Indrid jokes about his own age, and Duck likes hearing his tired joke on Joeâs tongue.Â
âMy conference is done at 6. You want me to come back for you then?âÂ
Joe shakes his head, âI have no idea how long this will take. Aubrey showed me how to use an Uber on my phone, Iâll get one and go to the hotel when Iâm done.â
âWorks for me. See you tonight, slick.â He winks as Joe shuts the door, enjoying the way he blushes in reply.Â
Duckâs in Phoenix for a forestry conference, representing Lost Dutchman State Park, and as luck would have it, the week before Joe was finally able to get through to the right person at the FBI. Long story short, he agreed to a DNA and fingerprint test to confirm his identity.Â
The conference goes well, and he kills an hour after shooting the shit with some folks he knew from his forestry program back in school. Gets to the Radisson, unwinds with some mindless HG-TV while he waits for Joe to text him.Â
Joe doesnât get to the room until 10, lays down on the opposite bed with muffled sounds of annoyance. Â
âThat donât sound good.â
The agent turns his head, cheek to patterned comforter, âThey believe me, but since I was legally dead my pension went to my parents, and they refuse to consider anything resembling back-pay. Theyâre willing to give me a lump sum of twenty grand and wonât lock me in an observation facility provided I agree to not go public with my experience.â
âYou take âem up on it?â
âDidnât feel like I had a choice. Besides, even if I canât go public, I can still help the rest of you get people out. I can maybe even solve some missing personâs cases. Bring families closure, even. I just wonât be doing it as a federal agent.â
Duck watches him a moment, âsomethin else happened.â
Joe rolls onto his back, staring at the stucco, âI found out how long they looked for me. I was their top agent. I was supposed to be invaluable, they always said that, always made that the reason I had to give up everything for my work. Two weeks. They gave up on me after two weeks. I know, I know that sounds like a lot butâŠI just thought I was worth more than that. You know?âÂ
Duck moves from one bed to the other, âGonna be honest slick, if you went missing on my watch, Iâd do anythinâ I could to get you back.â
âYou do that anyway with the Pine Guard.â
âSuppose so. But, uh, letâs just say Iâd put even more into it than I usually do. Wouldnât be able to give up.â
Joe looks up at him, curious, âWhy not?â
Duck leans down and kisses him. Thereâs mint on his tongue from the wintergreen lifesavers heâs always slipping into his mouth, and he makes a surprised noise thatâs so charming Duck canât help but kiss him just to hear it again.Â
âDuck I, do you really-â
âYeah, slick, I do. âDrid too, though Iâm bettin youâre sharp enough to notice him eye-fuckin you every time you enter a room. And Barclayâs so goddamn into you he talks like you two been datinâ for four months instead of just livin together.â
âI guess we do act like a couple a lot of the timeâŠâ
âPoint is, Iâm part of a three man fan-club, and I donât give a single flyinâ fuck what the FBI thinks your worth. Cause itâs more than gold to me.â He cups Joeâs cheek, âif you donât feel the same, thatâs fine by me. But it seemed to me now was a real good time to show you how fuckin glad I am that you found your way into my chunk of history.â
Joeâs eyes drag up his body, smile never dimming, âI think, Mr. Newton, the way I feel can be best expressed if youâd come all the way down here. Ideally with your shirt off.â
âDonât gotta ask me twice. But, uh, gimme just a sec, gotta text âDrid and tell âim goodnight.â
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Indrid smirks, setting his phone back on the nightstand as Barclay cuddles up to him.Â
âGood news?â
âWonderful.â He takes Barclayâs hand and kisses it, âthe kind that means that tomorrow, you and I need to go get a shiny, new piece of fools gold.â
Observations (OT4)
The winner of the humans and mers underwater poll was: Humans kept in a zoo underwater for mers to look at. Duck's design is based on a grouper, Indrid's on a flying fish. This fill is NSFW
Hell would be better than this.
The U.S.S Chicago flames behind him as Barclayâs life jacket practically chokes him, not built for a man his size. His shipmates are calling out around him, calling for each other, for help, for their mothers, and he doesnât know what to do.Â
Thompson is to his right, blood dripping from his forehead. Maybe he hit it on the way down, maybe shrapnel got him. Barclay swims toward him, intending to check on him, when a fin slices the water between them. At the sight, the younger man kicks, panicked, for a few feet before disappearing under with a horrific cry.Â
Thereâs more fins now, and he sees a shark head breach the water nearby. They didnât have time when they abandoned ship, and they donât have time now.Â
When the teeth clamp onto his legs, it doesnât hurt nearly as much as he expects. He calls out for help anyway.Â
The world is all a blur, then itâs nothing at all. So itâs a complete shock when he opens his eyes to a blue sky and grass under his back.Â
Barclay sits up, looking around at stands of scrubby pine trees and a staggering number of rubbery plants. Ice plants, he thinks theyâre called. A seagull calls in the distance, and a breeze drifts along his neck, cooling a patch of singed hair.Â
Heaven would make sense, but heâs still in his uniform and everything hurts. That makes it unlikely to be a dream, either. So where the fuck is he?
A groan from the ground in front of him, and he stumbles over a mound of sand to find dirt and grass, bracketing a woodland stream. Laying beside the water is the first thing in this place that makes and fucking sense.Â
âStern! Uh, I mean, Lieutenant, are you okay?â He kneels down beside the other man, rolling him gently onto his back. Thereâs a bad cut on his face and a burn covers much of his left arm.
âFuck. Okay sir, donât, donât worry, Iâll find us some help.â
Eyes, blue as a friendly sea, open and focus on him.
âWherever we are, Iâm pretty sure you donât have to worry about calling me âsirâ anymore.â His usually calm and confident voice is weak, and panic re-emerges in Barclayâs chest.Â
âWait right here, Iâll find someone, there has to be someone here.â He stands, picks a direction, and jogs off.Â
In about twenty steps, he smacks into a wall. Thereâs still images of the woods and an ocean beyond it in front of him, but itâs a wall all the same.
âWhat the fuck?â He whispers, setting his hand on the surface, âweâre in a fucking room or something.
He looks back; Stern raises an eyebrow, but doesnât ask any questions. Stern is always asking questions.
Barclay pounds on the wall, âHey. HEY! Is anyone out there? We got a man down in here and we need help.â
Thereâs a melodic ding above him, followed by a lilting voice, âDo not worry, someone is coming in to address his injuries. Please remain calm. Mr. Cobb.â
âHow the-â
âI can see the future.â
âWhat??â
âOh dear, I under-anticipated the timelines where you become alarmed.â
âYouâre damn right Iâm alarmed.â He jumps as the piece of wall making it look like the river continues slides open and a man about his age swims in, bare-chested and carrying a bag over his shoulder. He swims up the river and hauls himself onto the bank beside Stern. At the point at which Barclay sees his lower half is a tail, he has to sit down.Â
âYou okay there big fella? Humans can get kinda light-headed on the trip down.â
âYeah no, Iâm not okay.â He rubs his face with his hands and adds, helplessly, âwhatâs going on?â
The merman sighs, âI keep tellinâ âem that wakinâ yâall up here is more disorienting than if you woke up somewhere where itâs obvious youâre under the damn water. Hereâ he pats the ground next to Stern, âhave a seat and I can explain it to you both.â
Barclay complies. Even though his attention should probably be on the merman, all he can focus on is whether Sternsâ breathing is weakening.Â
âLetâs see, how do I put this, uh, delicately. Yâall are in a terrarium park. Like those things on land where you keep fish and stuff-â
âAquariums?âÂ
âThose are the ones, yeah. Mers got something similar, just for stuff you find on land rather than in the water.â
âWeâre not stuffâ Barclayâs voice cracks at the thought of being miles and miles from home and treated like a beast.
âI know you ainât.â The merman carefully rubs a salve onto Sternâs arm, âBut plenty of mers figure that since youâd keep us in zoos, you would. So itâs fair play. I donât agree with that. But mr. high and mighty out there has me on human detail anywayâ He pulls out a green bandage, âyeesh, Indrid said this was a shipwreck, howâd he get burnt.â
âThey hit us at midships. Blew the engine room. There was fire everywhere and, and sharks and, and-âÂ
âEasy, big fella, easy. Whatâs your name?â
âBarclay. And thatâsâŠStern. I donât know his first name.â
âJoseph.â Itâs barely a whisper, but the other man holds out his hand, ânice to meet you.â
The merman shakes his hand, âYou too. And Iâm Duck. Itâs a nickname.â
Joseph smiles, âYour tail is magnificent.â
âThanks.â Duck smooths his hand over Josephâs hair, âIâm gonna leave you this salve to put on the burn if it starts hurtin. And theseâll help with adjusting to the depthâ He passes Barclay a tin of small, pale orange hard candies, âAnythin goes wrong, that stump right there has a little button in it. Hit that and Iâll come swimmin.â
âOkay.â Barclay holds the tin to his chest.Â
Duck sets a hand on his arm, âDonât worry about anythin but feelinâ better and helpin Joseph here rest up. Okay Indrid, Iâm cominâ out.â He slips back into the river and dives, raising his tail in goodbye.
In the artificial woodland noise, Joseph murmurs, âI knew they were real.â
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If merfolk ever decide to make real contact with humans, they should bring their medications with them. Theyâd make a killing.Â
Joseph is only three days out from the worst injuries of his life and his arm is barely scarred and the gash on his face is gone. Better still, Duck has visited them every day, ostensibly to check how theyâre getting on, but heâs easily led into more casual conversation.Â
That means Joseph can turn his attention from his own wellbeing to that of Barclay. The cook has tended to him like a candy-striper to a dying man, seemingly ignoring his own needs in favor of looking after Joseph. It only seems fair to return the favor. Especially to his favorite part of being on the Chicago.Â
The mers have a deal with a select group of humans to send them supplies from land, which is why Joseph and Barclay have a little driftwood cabin to call their own complete with a few pieces of furniture, clothes, some books, toiletries, and a record player.Â
Joseph still wonders how they got that down here.Â
Indrid, the voice from the speakers, assured them that they would not be âon displayâ until they were both fully healed. So he gathers up the shaving supplies and carries them to the pond at one end of the stream, where Barclay stares into the calm water. He has no need of them himself, but it helps to keep up appearances.Â
âI wasnât sure if you want to keep your beard regulation or not. If you want I can trim it for you.â He sits beside the other man.
âThink Iâll let it grow. Thanks, though.â His mouth almost forms another word. If Joseph didnât know better, heâd think Barclay liked calling him sir.Â
He packs the kit back up. After a moment, Barclay dips a foot in the water, âDo you think anyone else made it?â
âI hope so. But I donât know. It was so fast Iâm not sure we even had time to send a distress signal.â
Barclay turns those big, coffee-brown eyes on him, âItâs like I canât get it out of my head. I canât sleep because when I close my eyes I just see all of it again. But you seem so calm.â
âHonestly, I think my body and brain went through so much shock in the last few days that my responses to things are all out of order. And IâŠwell, I suppose thereâs no harm in saying now that when we reached our destination I was going to âdisappearâ and take up work gathering intel behind enemy lines. I learned how to keep a lid on my emotions under horrific circumstances.â
âAlways thought you were too smart to be a Lieutenant.â He yawns, âgod Iâm tired.â
âI have an idea. Lay down in the grass.â
Barclay obeys, his head coming to rest near Josephâs thigh.
âGood. Now, when you close your eyes, I want you to picture that restaurant youâre going to open. The one you always talked about.â
A soft chuckle, âDidnât know you remembered that.â
âI tried to remember details about the men on my crew. But Iâll confess our conversations always stuck in my mind.â
A blush creeps beneath Barclayâs beard, âShould I, like, describe it too?â
âThatâs exactly what you should do.â
So Barclay tells him about how the dining room will look. What drinks heâll serve. Then he describes a five course menu in such delicious detail that Joseph is relieved their hosts provided them with a pantry of semi-recognizable foods.Â
Barclay pauses mid-description of a roast duck with spiced plum sauce and, as shyly as a virgin at a drive-in asks, âWould you pet my hair?â
Heâs spent so long drilling the urge to touch others out of himself that he almost says no. Then he reaches down and runs his fingers over dark strands until his shipmate in this strange, underwater shelter is finally asleep.Â
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Barclay is napping in a remarkably effective ray of fake sun when arguing voices jar him awake. He looks around to find Joseph in the chair heâs dragged outside. When their eyes meet, his friend simply points to where a speaker is in the ceiling above them.Â
âYou know why I cannot.â
âI know why you didnât in those other âzoos,â since you apparently were gone before the humans even got settled in. But this is Sylvain! Youâre gonna see these fellas all the time. And if you donât want âem thinkinâ theyâre no more than glorified pets in your eyes, you oughta at least go in there.â
âYou know I do not see them as such.â
âYou keep makin some real big assumptions about what I know, Indrid. What I know is you used to treat humans as friends, used to be the one talkinâ me into pokinâ my head above water to talk with âem. And I know somewhere along the line the fella whoâd do that started actinâ like he was too good for those trips. For me.â
âMy duties changed, you know-â
âIf you say those two words again Iâm gonna rip my ears off and feed âem to the sand sharks.â It's the angriest Duck has ever sounded, âI just want you to talk to me like you used to, without all this weird formal platitude shit.â
âItâs not as easy as all that.â
A sigh, then âGuess I know how much effort you think Iâm worth, then.â
The conversation ends there, though a moment later Indrid makes what sounds like a curse and the speaker goes dead. Then the doors to the outside open and Duck swims into the stream with a not-very-convincing smile.
âAfternoon, fellas. Oh, Joe, I brought you Stone Jump, like I promised.â Duck produces a wooden box and sets it on the ground. Barclayâs still a little stuck on the fact that Joseph lets someone use a nickname.Â
âThank you.â Joseph sits on the bank, making small talk as Barclay brings over water for them both. As Joseph takes his cup he asks, casual as can be, âwill we ever get to meet Indrid?â
Annoyance is plain on Duckâs face when he says, âDonât seem to be shapin up that way. You know whatâs wild? Back when we were kids, Indrid loved spendin time around humans. I was this stubby-tailed thing who didnât wanna go into weird situations, but all he had to do was smile at me right and Iâd follow him to the surface. Older we got, the more we talked about maybe makin a place where humans and mers could live side by side. When he got his powers as seer he told me he had all these plans. Then he off and disappeared, came back, and was talkin about the human zoo thing! I peaced out after that and started workin in the kelp forest. When we got word Sylvain would be gettinâ humans, he pulled some strings to make sure I was the one working with you, even though he knows I hate the zoo thing!â He notices his own raised voice and sighs, âSorry, sore spot.â
âUnderstandably.â Joseph opens the box, studies the game pieces, âwould you like to talk about something else?â
âI really would.â
âHow do mers tattoo?â Joseph gestures to the illustration of kelp twining up Duckâs bicep. Barclay canât prove it, but heâs pretty sure the mer flexes a little when he notices Joseph looking.Â
âSame as humans do. Or maybe used to. Yâall still tap sharp little sticks into each other?â
âNot these days.There are machines for the needles now.â
âWild. Mers actually learned tattooing from humans, way back when.â He smiles playfully at Joseph, âyou got any?â
âNone. What about you, Barclay?â
âUh, one. Itâs kinda embarrassing. We all went to get one the week before we shipped out and I wasnât sure what to ask for so..â he lifts his shirt, revealing the mermaid on his left pec. That it looks like Joseph in a seashell bra with longer hair does not escape him, or help the blush on his chest.Â
âVery classic.â Josephâs smile suggests the likeness is apparent to him too. Barclay wants to wipe the knowing look away with a kiss.Â
Instead he lowers his shirt like an obedient sailor and listens as Duck explains the rule of the game.
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When he was seven, Barclayâs grandparents took him to a zoo, where he spent a considerable amount of time at the grizzly bear exhibit, waiting for it to come out. The nice keeper had explained that the bear was shy at times, but usually came into view when fed. Then sheâd winked at Barclay, reached into her pocket, and tossed an apple into the cage. The huge, lumbering shape emerged, took the fruit, and arranged himself in the sun to eat it. When a crowd gathered, he first turned away from them, and then slunk out of view.Â
Barclay understands why.Â
Their âexhibitâ has been open to the public for a week, and Barclay rarely leaves the cabin or the trees if he can help it. It just freaks him out, being watched like that.Â
Joseph is the exact opposite, has dragged a chair down to the main glassâit can become two way during visiting hours and one way at other timesâand is watching the mers who visit them more intently than they gawk at him.Â
âItâs not ideal observation conditions by any means, but thereâs no way in hell Iâm passing up the chance to take notes on a civilization few humans ever see.â
A cluster of mers swim in, pointing at Joseph. Barclay canât really blame them for their reaction; heâd pay good money to see Joseph, and even more to touch him. And god knows heâs probably giving all these mers the wrong idea about how handsome the average human is. His bearing, dress, really everything but his insistence on slicking back his hair has become more relaxed since they got down here, yet he never seems anything but confident and in control.Â
Joseph moves from the chair, kneeling on the grass to converse with a kid mer through the glass, patiently answering her questions.Â
Heâs right there. And there may as well be another pane of glass between them for all Barclay feels able to do about it.Â
Barclay retreats into the cabin until closing time, and is busy assembling dinner when Joseph steps inside.Â
âJust like old times.âÂ
âYeah.â Barclay canât look at him. Not right now. Not with the thought of being trapped here forever with the person he wants but canât bring himself to make a move on.
âPutting you in charge of the galley was the smartest thing Hayes ever did.â Thereâs a pause, and then a hand rests on his shoulder, âBarclay? Is everything okay?â
âPeachy keen.âÂ
âLying doesnât suit you, sailor.âÂ
Barclay turns. Joseph watches him with an inviting expression, which is how he musters up the courage to say, âIt does when the truth is hard to put into words. Sir.â
âYou could be a man of action, then.â Joseph strokes Barclayâs beard, touch lighter than a spring breeze.Â
âI could.â
The touch is firmer this time, âThatâs an order, Cobb.â
Barclay grabs Josephâs shoulders, yanking him into a kiss. Itâs the worst possible idea, he doesnât know if Joseph swings that way, let alone for him-
The other man tangles his fingers in Barclayâs hair and presses him against the counter with the fervor of a man whoâs been unsatisfied for far too long and is ready to do something about it.
They donât break the kiss until Barclayâs knees are nearly buckled, at which point Joseph murmurs, âThank the lord, I wasnât sure that would work. Iâve wanted to do that for months.â
âMonths? I, I mean, I know I wanted to but youâre, you soâŠyouâre you. I didnât think youâd go for some nobody cook.â
âBarclay, I used to lay awake in my bed and daydream about how when the war was over I was going to convince you to go into business together in a restaurant so weâd have an excuse to see each other every day. When I woke up down here and saw you I figured I was dead and in heaven.â
Barclay whines, hiding his face in Joseph's shoulder, âI feel like such a fucking numbskull. I should have noticed.â
âWeâve both had a lot on our minds.â Joseph kisses the side of his head, âIâm not sure Iâm up for more than, um, heavy petting for the time being. But if you want to take advantage of the fact there are no cameras in here, I have a few ideas.â
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For various reasons, Joseph resigned himself to going without intimacy until he was out of the navy. So being able to lay like this in the grass, Barclayâs head on his chest, feels more fantastical than the mer structure surrounding them.Â
It also makes him very glad the mers project a sky onto the ceiling of the enclosure; if he had to look up and contemplate how much water is atop him, it would damage his calm. Right now, the sky shows constellations and a waning, crescent moon. Indrid explained to him that the spell enchanting it mirrors the sky directly above them.Â
It turns out Indrid can be incredibly chatty when the mood strikes him. While Joseph has no idea what he looks like, hours spent gabbing with him through the speakers mean he knows Indridâs opinions on terrarium design, the warmest portions of the ocean, and which octopi make the best pets.Â
Their talks also make it clear that Indrid is painfully in love with Duck, to the point that Joseph and Barclay have debated whether to tell the other merman that and spare everyone years of pining.Â
Barclay is mid-description of the time he made a cake so gorgeous it nearly caused a fight at the cakewalk when a burbly, sorrowful noise drifts through the glass. Duckâs left instructions for the one-way glass setting to always show them the outside world, which is why they can see the mer huddled in the far corner of the room, tail tucked to chest and shoulders shaking.Â
âYou okay there?âÂ
In spite of the gentleness in Barclayâs voice, the mer bolts upright like heâs been stabbed, âYeyes, perfectly fine, nothing wrong.â
âIndrid?â They say as one.
âYes.â A weak, awkward wave, âHello. It is nice to meet you in person. I assumed you were asleep. I will be going now so as not to disturb you further.â
âOr you could come in here for a while? Seems a lot better than being upset on your own.â Barclay gestures at the hatch in the wall.Â
âI do not wish to intrudeâŠâ
âIndrid, weâve known you for close to two months now. Itâs not an intrusion when a friend visits.â Joseph doesnât add that Indrid coming in after an invitation is probably the least intrusive way theyâve been made aware of his presence.Â
The merman disappears at the edge of the enclosureâhe and Duck have to dive beneath it, into an anteroom, and then through the hatchâand then emerges in the stream, giving them their first, unfiltered view of him. To his left, Barclay gasps. A remarkably restrained reaction under the circumstances.Â
Indrid is stunning. Silver hair falls to his shoulders, framing an angular face as he hauls himself onto shore. His tan skin is covered in tattoos, and his tail reminds Joseph of flying fish, only black with silver streaks instead of silvery-blue.Â
As Joseph turns on the nearby âlanternsâ (really glowing algae in containers shaped like camping lamps), Indrid looks at Barclay and sighs, âThis is not at all how I wanted my first visit to go.â
Joseph rejoins them at the stream, âYou met us when we were nearly drowned. I think inelegant introductions might be par for the course.â
Glowing, red eyes well-up with tears, âI, I am sorry I could not save more of your crewmates. They only ever let me save two, no matter how much I argue. And only then for the terrariums! I started out trying to convince them that routinely saving humans from shipwrecks, would foster peace, would make you see us as allies but no one would listen. And all the while humans died at sea and I could do so little to stop it. I had to give them a way to think of us as superior before theyâd even hear of saving any.âÂ
âThatâs why there are humans on display so many places.â Joseph muses.
âYes! I would try to get ahead of the wrecks and convince the towns to build these terrariums, and now everyone assumes I am this eccentric mer who sees humans as pets. And I donât! Especially not you two, I do so enjoy our talks Joseph and our chats while you exercise, Barclay-â
Joseph shoots his friend an amused glance. Heâd wondered why he kept coming back from that one grove shirtless.Â
â-and all I want is to be your friend, to spend time with you as Duck does and I cannot because I fear any affection for humans will be used to dismiss my requests down the line and it will all be for nothing!â The last word is trilling wail. Joseph isnât sure how to proceed, if comfort would just make it worse.Â
âCâmere.â Barclay opens his arms. Indrid blinks once, surprised, and then dives into them, curling himself around the cook and hiding his face against his chest. So close, Joseph realizes that Barclay is actually bigger than Indrid, even accounting for the tail, an observation his imagination unhelpfully runs off with while heâs trying to focus.Â
âOhâ another, softer trill, âoh you are very good at this. I see why Joseph chose you as his mate.â
âWeâre not quite at that point, but I agree; heâs wonderful to hold.â Joseph sits closer, âshould I pet your tail? I know that helps Duck relax.â
âYesâ is all that Indrid gets out before tearing up again, âI, I was hiding out there because we had a fight. A bad one. He, he accused me of not caring about you. Both of you. He asked me to give him a reason why he should keep supporting my idea and do you know what I said? I said âbecause I said so!â Like the absolute fool I am! It only got worse from there.I was just so upset and tired from arguing with other officials all day over seer matters and I just wanted someone to listen to me rather than second guessing everything I say.â His tail goes limp, âin most futures this argument is the end of it. He stops trying to be close to me. And all because I could not bring myself to tell him what I have told you.â
âItâs a damn good thing I worked out your hiding spot, then.â Duck floats in the stream, eyes on the other mer.
Indrid yelps, startled, âThere was only one future where you came for me.â
âYeah, well, recall someone sayinâ I was the most stubborn mer theyâd ever met.â Duck pulls himself onto the grass, âwhy didnât you tell the truth when I asked about the zoos?â
âI wasâŠashamed. I had made so many promises to you about what we could accomplish and then all I could produce was something you despised. And there were so many futures where the confession did nothing to save our friendship. In retrospect, this was foolish of me. You have never been one to opt for the likely futures.â
âTake a lot more than a fight or a disappointment to get rid of me.â Duck leans forward, rubbing his cheek against Indridâs, âall Iâm askinâ is you tell me the truth next time.â
âI shall.â Indrid purrs, melting from Barclayâs arms into Duckâs.Â
âUhâ Barclay clears his throat, âsince you boys got that sorted out, do you wanna stay awhile? I finally figured out how to make cookies down here.â
Indrid trades a quick glance with his companion, then nods, âNothing would make me happier.â
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Things become much livelier in the enclosure after that night. Duck visits them at least every other day, and Indrid stops by whenever he can during open hours. More often than not, the pair come together after the zoo closes, joining Barclay and himself at the stream. Theyâll teach other card games, eat, or trade stories about the surface and submarine worlds.Â
At first the two mers simply swim or sit next to each other. But after two weeks, Indridâs preferred sitting position is draped around Duck. When heâs not laying his tail in Barclayâs lap or resting his arms and chin on Josephâs legs to talk with him about the finer points of mer technology.Â
Duck is the one to suggest swimming together, and while Barclay jumps in with little coaxing, Joseph prefers to sit on the bank with his legs in the cool water. This gives him an excellent view of Indrid winding around Barclay, laughing as the cook tells him the kinds of jokes only sailors can create, and means that when Duck swims up and rests his arms on the bank, he does so between Josephâs spread legs.Â
Suffice to say, heâs been having a lot of interesting dreams lately.Â
The one heâs awakening from involved Indrid in the bedroom window of Josephâs childhood home, but as a humanoid moth rather than a mermaid. He sighs, hoping heâll get to pick it up tomorrow night. He takes Barclayâs hand where itâs draped over his waist and nestles back against him, fully intending to try for more sleep when he catches on to what woke him up in the first place.Â
âWhy, Mr.Newton, such forward courtship.â Indridâs voice drifts from the nearby speaker, âand towards the court seer no less.â
âIf mister high and mighty seer didnât want me cornerinâ him like heâs a cheap siren in a dark reef, he shouldnât have spent all morninâ teasinâ me before I left for work.â
âSuch accusations. That behavior would be unbecoming of one such as myself.â
âShow you unbecomingâ
Thereâs a trill, accompanied by the thud of a body being shoved against something sturdy.
Barclayâs hold on him tightens, âWe should tell them, right? Indrid said the control for that mic is still faulty.â
Joseph extricates himself enough to lean out the window by the bed and says somewhat loudly, âYouâre right Barclay, it sounds like someone unintentionally left that microphone on.â
Silence, then, âDamn, darlin, sounds like your petâs been hearin you get felt up.â
A whining purr, âYou promised youâd let me live down accidentally calling Joseph âpet.ââ
âAww, itâs cute when you tryân wiggle away. Your choice, fellas; I can turn the mic off, or you can listen in.â
âI wanna listen.â Barclay sleepily hugs him from behind.
âYou can leave it on.â
Indrid moans, and Joseph can pick up the thwap of his tail. Then he smiles as he feels Barclayâs half-hard cock pressing against his ass.
âDid that happen before or after you woke up?â
âAfterâ Barclay kisses his shoulder, âplease let me fuck you, sir? Or you can fuck me, I like that just as much.â His hands drop lower and lower. Joseph stops them at his navel.Â
âI want to so badly, big guy. But thereâs something you need to know. My dick isnât exactlyâŠstandard issue.â
âThatâsâŠwell I was gonna say wild but if thereâs anyone I know who could pull off being in the service without that getting found out, itâs you.â
âA shocking number of people are easy to bribe. It really doesnât bother you?â
âNot at all, baby.â Barclay traps him against the wall, âdoes explain why you never engaged in any, uh, âoff hours recreationâ.â His hand slips into Josephâs shorts just as a very loud moan comes from above them.Â
âNot exclusively. Everyone above me was a prick, and sleeping with subordinates is unethicalâoh, ohmylordâ He groans as Barclay slips two fingers inside him.Â
âToo bad. Because there were plenty of guys on that boat who wouldâve loved a turn with you. Sir.â Barclay fingers him more roughly, âmostly because you were so fucking put together it seemed fun to ruin you.â
âAnd it, it had nothing to do with wanting to put an officer everyone saw as a brownnoser in his place Iâm sure?â He steals a glancing over his shoulder, hoping Barclay takes the hint.Â
He does, grinding against him and growling, âYeah, that too. Donât know a sailor who doesnât wanna see the officers taken down a few pegs but you, baby, if youâd been a hardass about something all anyone could talk about was what we were gonna do youâ He laughs when Joseph moans, âdidnât think youâd get off on knowing we used to talk about fucking you two at a time, sir. Fuck, woulda been even more fun once we found out it could be three.â
âYes, yesâ he rocks his hips, trying to rub his dick on Barclayâs palm, âBarclay, please, please fuck me.â
âBy all means doâ Indridâs voice floats by, âbut first; meet us at the river.â
Barclay waits for Joseph to meet his eyes and nod before saying, âGuess we better follow orders.â
They make their way over as graceful as the situation allows and find the mermen waiting for them. Duckâs chest is covered in bites, and Indrid is smiling like a shark who just ate an entire hatchery.Â
He canât help himself.Â
âDo mers generally finish fast?â
Duck laughs, âNah, we both just been real pent up all day. I was comin by to make some notes before I forgot and this one followed me instead of waitinâ for me at homeâ
âThe futures suggested several promising timelines if I did.â Indrid settles against his boyfriend, âwell, gentlemen? It seems you were in the middle of something.â
âI have an idea. Undress, sailor.â
âYes, sir.â Barclay stands, pulling down his pants. Joseph takes the opportunity to slap him once on the ass before removing his own clothes.
âSit with your legs in the water. Yes, like that, and then I can justâŠâ he straddles Barclay while facing the mers, and the cook wraps an arm around his waist to steady him.Â
âMy, my, what a lovely view.âÂ
âGot that right.â Duck kisses Indrid on the cheek before watching hungrily as Joseph sinks down onto Barclayâs cock.Â
âAnd here I thought it looked big. Christ that feels amazing.â He rocks his hips, then gasps as Barclay begins thrusting into him with abandon.Â
âSorry sir, lost the last of my patience feeling how wet you got for me. Fuckâ he grabs Josephâs thighs, âyouâre so fuckinâ lucky none of us ever got fed up enough to bend you over. Tighter than a fucking virgin in church and so fucking needy youâll put on a show for anyone who asks.âÂ
âI, Iâd argue Duck and Indrid arenât just anyone.â
âHeâs right, dearestâ Indrid swims close enough to pet Barclayâs legs as the tense in the water, âyou belong to us, after all.â He leans in, nibble Josephâs stomach before giving an experimental lick to his cock. Then he swims back a few inches so he can watch Barclay driving into Joseph with increasingly erratic thrusts, âmmmm, such power. Youâll make a wonderful mate, Barclay. Such the perfect combination of sweetness andâŠstrengthâ his eyes widen excitedly as Barclay thrusts hard enough that his balls slap into Josephâs skin.Â
âFuck, fuckâ Barclay grunts, âmuch as I wanna hear you scream while you get fuckinâ knocked up by an enlisted man, think I better cum somewhere else.â The cook pulls and, as much as he appreciates it, Joseph groans in frustration.Â
âCâmere, slick.â Duck holds out a hand, âgot just the thing.â
Joseph takes his hand, slipping into water for the first time since the wreck. Duck swims them backwards with ease and rests his back against the bank as Joseph lovingly paws his chest.Â
âIt really is a shame, you being under the sea all the time. The whole world should get to see this amazing body.âÂ
Duck blushes and trills, a lower noise than when Indrid does it, âYouâre a real sweet talker, you know that?â
Thereâs a moan from the other bank, and Joseph looks over to see Indrid with Barclayâs cock fully down his throat as the cook cums. But instead of releasing him fully, Indrid sits back and then begins mercilessly sucking and licking the head as it tries to soften.Â
âI didnât know he could be mean.â Joseph whispers
âMe neither. With me heâs either sweet or just a little feisty because he wants me to show off how strong I am.â Duck kisses his jaw, âbut what I wanna know right now, darlin, is how you want me.â
âIf I'm honest I hadnât gotten much farther than touching you. Itâs all I can think about sometimesâ he runs one hand along Duckâs tail and strokes his face with the other, âyou were made to be worshiped to..beâŠwhat is that?â He looks down, and through the water can see the scales where heâs straddling have given to a flat, ridged surface dotted with short, soft nodes.
âMy set-up ainât one of the more common ones, but I like to think itâs mighty fine. Go ahead, try rubbin on it.â
Joseph grinds against the tail, the texture firm with just enough give to be comfortable. Itâs like nothing heâs ever felt, and he closes his eyes to focus on the sensation as it glides his body towards orgasm. When he opens them again, Duckâs pupils are huge and heâs letting out pleased, gentle grunts.Â
âDoes it feel good for you?â
âUh huh. See, I got more underneath it, a spot where someone can fuck me full on. But they gotta work for it first like this.â
âLike this?â Joseph grinds down more aggressively and Duck moans.Â
âJust like that, fuck, feels fuckinâ amazing, câmon, a little faster, yeah, perfect.â He pulls Joseph into a long, tender kiss, and when they separate Joseph kisses every inch of his face he can manage as he cums on the mermanâs tail.
âSee? Told you it was mighty nice.â Duck grins, lopsided and so charming Joseph kisses him again.
âAgreed. Do you need to cum?â
âNah, in a one and done mood tonight. Besides, seems like the big fella could use you back on landâ he tilts his head to where Barclay is sprawled on the grass, moaning weakly as Indrid licks the remnants of a second orgasm from his cock.Â
The seer releases Barclay as Joseph crosses the stream, catching him in his arms and purring ânext time, pet, I demand a whole turn.â
Once heâs bundled himself in a towel and Barclay into his arms, Joseph rubs the cooks neck and tells him how wonderfully he did, and how glad he is theyâre together.
âSpeaking of such thingsâŠâ Indrid looks at them, âam I correct that while both of you are happy here, youâd prefer a life on land?â
âUh huhâ Barclay murmurs, âlotta things I miss.â
âI have to say I agree. Not that this isnât fascinating. AndâŠwell, without this zoo weâd never have met you both. But still, thereâs a lot on the surface I wanted to see.â
Indrid taps his fingers together, âI make no promises, but Duck and I have been talking and I think I have a way for you to do just thatâŠâ
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No one is sure how Ned Chicane finds a buyer for a house that anyone on the island could tell him is dangerously close to falling into the sea. He simply says he found people who truly appreciated itâs charms.
(He leaves out the part about it being enchanted to protect from storms and rot).
What they are sure of is that, shortly after VE Day, two men move into it. Bachelors, one who quickly finds a job cooking in Mr. Kahaleâs restaurant, and one who eventually takes a job as a schoolteacher.Â
And some say that they see both men climbing down a ladder into the sea. But thatâs probably just a rumor.

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The Pact (OT4)
The winner of the previous monsters poll was fae! This fill is NSFW
The Appletown Fourth of July parade is an exercise in despair. Itâs been this way ever since Joseph was six and someone threw egg salad at his sister, Lily, while saying her parents crashed planes into their fathers ship, before dashing off as she yelled that their dad was Korean, not Japanese.Â
This, the 1960 parade, is shaping up to be worse. Sweat is dripping down his back, his hair is stuck to his forehead, and his father hasnât even come marching by with the other veterans. He and his younger sister, Iris, are making the best of it by teasing Lily for her seemingly all-encompassing crush on a rotating cast of boys. Joseph, at seventeen, thinks a few of them are cute, and Iris, in spite of being thirteen, seems unconvinced by the idea of boys in general.Â
Itâs not the heat, the noise, or the threat of lukewarm pasta salads thatâs making his skin itch; itâs the anticipation. Tonight, while everyone else is distracted by fireworks, heâs going to execute a plan that will change everything. Heâs going to summon a Fae.
So he waits, and waits, and smiles, and waits. When theyâve gone home for dinner and a respite from the soupy air, he slows his movements a little, asks Lily if sheâs feeling cold or if itâs just him. By the middle of dinner, he pushes his half-finished sandwich aside and asks if itâs alright if he lays down awhile, heâs not feeling well.Â
Heâs still on his bed when his father pokes his head in to ask if heâs feeling well enough to join them. He shakes his head and so his father ruffles his hair and tells him theyâll be home in an hour or so.Â
Once the tail lights of the car are gone, he sneaks out the back door and crosses into a patch of undeveloped, scrawny woods, a piece of paper clutched in his hands. He found it tucked in the back of a copy of The Lord of the Rings and intends to follow the directions on it down to the last letter.Â
He stands in a clearing in a patch of moonlight, then begins reciting unfamiliar words as he walks the shape of a winged sigil in the grass. The night goes silent and his skin prickles as if there was lightning on the horizon.Â
âYou wish to make a pact?â
The lilt is barely louder than the whisper of the grass, but when he turns itâs speaker towers over him. He puts Joseph in mind of a mouth, feathery, black antenna sprouting from moonlight silver hair and a ruff of black, speckled feathers around his neck. Heâs cloaked in so much black Joseph wonders if heâs no more than a shadow, a trick of the light.Â
Then he steps forward, red eyes glowing as he takes Joseph in with a placid gaze.Â
âWell? Do you have something you would ask of me? Or is this one of those cases of idle curiosity?â
âI do.â Joseph clears his throat, reads from the paper, âgreat and wise emissary of the other realms, I ask that youâŠyou make me a man.â
The fae studies him closer, perplexed âBut you are one.â
âI am! Or, I am but no one will acknowledge it. I want to be one theyâll never question and I wantâŠI want everyone to forget I was ever anything else. Can you do that?â
âI can. But surely a young man clever enough to summon a fae knows any favor comes with a price.â
âIâll give you whatever you ask.â He frowns âif itâs money I might have to save up and summon you again. Is that an option?â
Soft footsteps cross the grass and slender fingers reach out, lightly touching his cheek. For a hopeful moment, he thinks the fae will kiss him, that the payment will be something heâs eager to give.
âNo, Joseph Stern, I will not ask for money. My offer is this: you must promise me I may take your hand some time from now. I cannot say when. Will you agree to that?â
He looks down; if he starts now, he can probably be ambidextrous by the time he loses a hand.Â
âI do.â
The fae extends his hand and Joseph places his own within it. Instead of shaking, the fae bows, touching first his lips and then his forehead to Josephâs knuckles.Â
âThen it is done.â
Joseph blinks once and heâs in bed, his family clamoring through the door downstairs. As his sisters shout that he missed some big ones, his dad pokes his head into the room.
âAre you feeling better, son?â
His smile could light every town from here to San Francisco.
âI am. Thanks, dad.â
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His deal with the fae resides in a special corner of his mind, one he never looks at purposefully but returns to when he isnât paying attention, unable to forget cool fingers on his skin or the glimmer of power in ruby-red eyes.Â
Itâs just past five years past the bargain. This morning, Joseph made a pact of a different kind.
His college years were marked by a distinct lack of sex or romance; he was busy with a stack of classes, his workload at Berkeley threatening to crush him if he turned his back on it for too long. In spite of the fact some of his male classmates snuck into the city to find boyfriends, Josephâs deep-seated fear of getting in trouble kept him from joining them. Half of them thought he was some kind of government plant anyway, so itâs not like he was invited often.Â
 His junior year, a transfer student took the seat next to him in an entomology class. Joseph was taking it to fulfill a science credit and Duck, as the transfer student introduced himself, was taking it as part of his forestry degree. Heâd needed a pen and Joseph had several, and they struck up a conversation that continued after class as they walked to the dorms. When Duck came to a stop at one of the womenâs dorms, a familiar expression crossed his face and Joseph understood.Â
Joseph asked if heâd like to join him for coffee tomorrow, and to his delight, Duck said yes.Â
They became friends over those two years, and when Duck was, bafflingly, rejected from every forestry position he applied for, it was Joseph who sat and commiserated (with some help from Duckâs friend Juno, calling on the landline in Josephâs apartment). And when Duck began worrying about moving home, about being pressured to get married, they came up with an idea.Â
Joseph needed a âwife.â Duck needed a husband. Q.E.D, they should get married.Â
It was only after they were engaged and on a trip to West Virginia to meet Duckâs family that Joseph realized he was actually in love with his friend. Lucky must be his middle name, because Duck loves him, too.Â
And thatâs what finds him here at an elegant suite in Yosemite Lodge, the two of them having driven down from their wedding in San Francisco this morning.Â
âHow do I look?â Duck steps from the bathroom in his suit, the black fabric showing off the strength of his thighs and an ass that would make god cry, and the jacket holding his muscular arms just right.Â
âLike a dream, Mr. Newton.â Joseph sets his hands on Duckâs lapels, âthought you wonât be keeping that on for long.â
âThat so?â Duckâs hands find Josephâs ass, âhow do you know I ainât gonna keep it on while I bend you over this here bed and fuck you into next week?â
âPlease.â Joseph tugs him towards the bedroom, âletâs-â
Static on his skin, prickling out from his chest to concentrate in his left hand.Â
âOh shit.â
âWhat?â Duck pulls back, green eyes wide with worry.Â
âDo you remember that deal I told you about?â
âYou mean the one with a fairy?â
âFae. But yes. Itâs, I think heâs about to collect.â He watches silver and black light curl around wrist and up to his fingers, âgod damn it. Of all the nights to lose a hand, why did he have to choose this one?.â
âJoe? You sure thatâs what he meant?â Duck points to where the smoke is coiling around Josephâs wedding band.Â
âOh shi-â Is all he gets out before the room is gone. In its place are wood walls, painted black, with windows that tell him heâs up in a tree. Smoke is still curling around him, and the fae from years ago is grinning like a cat that ate all the canaries.Â
âHello, Joseph.â
âH-helloâŠ.â
âIndridâ the fae bows, black-feathered wings spreading slightly as he does, âsince we are to be husbands, you may know it.â
He summons as much politeness as he can, âIndrid. Magnificent lord of the other realms. May I please have a little more time. I, well, Iâm literally on my honeymoon and I, I canâtâ he thinks of Duck alone and alarmed, âplease donât make me leave him so soon.â
âIâm afraid a deal is a deal. Though perhaps now and then you could see him? Time can be a bit odd here.â He frowns, âI am not certain of the exact conversion of fae days to human ones.â
As heâs despairing at the thought of not making it home before Duck is dead of old age, the smoke to his left coalesces into a hand.
Indridâs head snaps back up, âWhat in all the world?â
The hand grabs Josephâs shoulder and pulls, sending him through a rabbit hole between realities and right back into a hotel room in Yosemite.Â
As he stumbles for his footing, Duck drags him into a bear hug, mumbling, âThank fuck, I wasnât sure Iâd grabbed youâ into his shoulder.Â
âHow did you do that?â Joseph strokes his husband's hair with awe.Â
âSince the smoke wasnât gone, figured the door was still open. So to speak.â
Joseph kisses him hard, laughing as the shorter man dips him. When they stop for breath, he keeps Duckâs face between his hands.Â
âWe need to get some salt from the kitchen and sprinkle it around the room.â
âThis a kink of yours?â Duck teases.Â
âNo, but it will ensure my showing you a good time for saving me isnât interrupted by an angry fae.âÂ
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Indrid stares at the spot where his betrothed was only seconds before. Then he looks over his shoulder into the dining room, antenna drooping at the table laden with candles and a lovely meal for two.Â
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Joeâs jumpy for the first month after their honeymoon, making their move up the coast to his new teaching job more stressful than necessary. But as they settle into their little house and thereâs not so much as a wisp from the fae, his husband returns to his normal levels of stress.Â
While Joe teaches history and folklore at the small college, Duck finds a job at the botanical garden, one of the tourists draws in a dying logging town. While a few of the staff at the college are weird about it, most of the town accepts Duck when he introduces himself as Mr. newton; god knows he and Joe arenât the only two men sharing a home in this place.Â
A year passes in a blink, mornings having coffee in the garden and evenings pressed together in bed blurring together in a steady hum of happiness.Â
Duck usually beats Joe home, but tonight he had a special stop and the lights are already on when he pulls up the drive. As he steps inside, a baritone voice croons from the record player
And I'm sitting with friends, where forty-five cents
Will buy another glass of beer
He's got something to say, but I'm so far away
That I don't know who I'm talking to
Cos you just walked in the door, and honey, all I see is you
âYouâre gonna run out the grooves on that thing.â Duck opens his arms and Joseph sets the duster aside to come get his kiss.
âI can buy a new one if I do. It just makes it so much easier to relax after work. I saw in the paper heâs playing at the Hornets Nest next week but I think I missed the window to get tickets.â
âNopeâ Duck produces two, narrow rectangles from his pocket, making Joe clasp his hands over his mouth with delight. It never fails to make him smile, this show of excitement from his dignified husband, âwhat do you say, darlin? We got a date?â
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A week later, Joe is practically in his lap as they wait for the show to start. Itâs not that the crowd is huge, more that the space is tiny; the bar, stage, and tables take up less room than their house. Of the two of them, itâs Joe who sticks out; he looks a little square, a little soft, compared to bohemians and bikers smushed around them. Duck puts a protective arm over his shoulder, just in case anyone gets any ideas.
Barclay Cobb takes the stage to rowdy cheers, thanking them all for coming before strumming his guitar and staring in on his first song. Duck could take or leave the sea shanties, but he likes the folk and union songs plenty, and has to admit the guy writes a mean love song. Joe, on the other hand, is having a religious experience, face growing more rapturous with each song.Â
These tickets were worth every goddamn penny.Â
The show lasts two hours, and when heâs through Barclay tells everyone heâll be hanging around to have drinks and talk. Enough of the audience drains out in search of more excitement that he and Joe can actually reach the bar without throwing elbows.Â
Duck kisses Joe on the cheek, promising to be right back, and goes in search of a bathroom. It takes a shockingly long time to find somewhere that isnât occupied by people doing each other, drugs, or both. By the time he gets back to the main building, itâs nearly empty and Joe is still at the bar.
Heâs not alone.Â
Barclay is leaning against the battered wood, listening intently as Joe talks. His beer is at his lips but he doesnât drink, as any time he tries Joe asks something or makes him laugh. Duck can see a smitten glint in his eye all the way from the door.
He gives them more time, ordering a beer and drinking half before coming up behind Joe and slipping a hand into his back pocket. Thereâs barely a foot between them and Barclay, but to his credit the instant Joe turns and smiles at Duck, the singer steps back.Â
After Joe introduces them, Barclay shakes his hand and then fidgets with a bracelet on his wrist, âSorry, didnât realize you werenât flying solo.â
Duck glances at the pink in his husbands cheeks, the only tell that he knew damn well he was flirting, and says casually, âI donât mind Joe gettinâ some on the side. Long as I get to watch.â
The nervous sip Barclay was taking turns to a cough, and Joe turns to him, eyebrow raised.Â
âWe talked about it before we got hitched, remember?â
They had, but it was before theyâd admitted they were in love and were each assuming the other would want to have a partner outside the marriage. Duckâs overall stance hasnât changed; he doesnât need to be the only man in Joeâs life to know Joe is the man for him.Â
âI guess we did.â Joe smiles, face like a movie starâs, and Duck watches Barclayâs knees wobble when Joe turns it on him.Â
A voice calls for Barclay from the back door and he mutters, âFuck. Weâve gotta hit the road. Uh, hereâ he grabs a napkin and scribbles on it, âIâm home starting week after next. See you then?â
Joe takes the napkin, folding it carefully and tucking it in his pocket, âOf course. Big guy.â
The singer says his goodbyes and hurries out, nearly banging into a door when Joe winks at him. Then he offers Duck his arm and they head for the car.Â
âCanât decide if I feel real lucky or real sad you never flirted full-on with me. Itâs hotter than the fourth of july, but think I mightâve walked into fucking traffic from it.â
âIâm not that smooth. Am I?â Stern pauses at the passenger door, looking across the roof at him.
âSmootherân ice and twice as cool. Câmon, hop in. And keep your eyes peeled for a quiet spot; not sure I got it in me to wait until weâre home to fuck you.â
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Barclayâs house is an hour and a half north of them, up a small, hilly road thatâs so rough both Joseph and Duck wonder if theyâve taken a wrong turn. Then the cabin is waiting for them, windchimes and suncatchers dangling from the covered porch while the forest renders the whole picture dappled and dream-like.Â
Heâs asked Duck over two dozen times if heâs really okay with this. It wasnât until his husband took him by the shoulders and said, âthe second-hottest thing in the world is the thought of you getting fucked into next week by someone else. First hottest is doinâ it myself.â
Barclay welcomes them in with a golden retriever grin, showing them their room and giving them a tour as bread bakes in the oven. Joseph relaxes the longer theyâre there, and not solely from the fact Barclay looks as excited as he feels; the singer is being incredibly friendly to Duck, and the two are getting along famously.Â
They eat a light lunch, all made by Barclay, and have iced tea on the porch in the afternoon sun. Then the singer is offering him his hand.
âReady, baby?â
He nods and lets Barclay lead them to his bedroom. The singer pulls a chair to the foot of bed, offering it to Duck and then saying, âHow do you want him, babe?â
âTied to it.âÂ
âNow thatâs just fucking meanâ Duck is already sitting and puts his hands behind the chair, âor are you just doinâ this because you like how I get when you ainât beinâ good?â
âThe second one.â Joseph pulls off his shirt as Barclay ties Duckâs hands.
âThen as soon as the big fella is done, Iâm roughing you up and riding you into next week.â Duck growls, tilting his face up for a kiss. Joseph gives him one, then another just because he can.
âCan I get one of those?â Barclay purrs, voice rich and dark as caramel.Â
Joseph turns to him, lets calloused hands cup his face and draw him into a sweet, exploratory kiss. His short, auburn beard tickles Josephâs skin, and as big hands glide down his body Joseph moans and pushes closer.Â
âYou really are something, babe.â Barclay spins him so his back is to the singers chest, kisses trailing down his neck, âfuck, no wonder he wants you so bad.â
âThat I d-â Duck stiffens, eyes darting to where a swirl of smoke rises from the floor.
âAre you kidding me?â Joseph tries to pull away, but Barclay just grips him tighter as Indrid appears in the room.
The fae offers Barclay a smile, âThank you for your assistance, dearest.â
âNope, fuck thisâ Duck struggles against the rope, glaring ar Barclay, âand fuck you for tricking us into whatever the fuck this is.â
âThisâ Indrid glowers at Duck, âis only necessary because of your clevernessâ he points at Joseph, âand your stubbornness.â For that he points at Duck, who makes a rude gesture in return.Â
âLook, Joe donât want to go with you, so fucking drop it.â
âI am aware. If Joseph does not wish to give me his hand, fine.â The faeâs voice is oddly calm, âbut a fae bargain does not care about his wishes, nor mine. Once I invoke the contract, I have five hundred days to collect. If I do not, I become what humans call a âfairy ringâ for a hundred years. And we are approaching five hundred days far faster than I would like.â
âAnd how, exactly, do you come into all this?â Joseph looks over his shoulder at Barclay.
âIndridâs the reason Iâm famous.â
âI heard him singing and was so enchanted by his voice that I offered him anything he wanted if he would give me the honor of a private concert each month. That and, ah, one other favor, to be called in at my discretion.âÂ
âSo he got you with that tooâ Joseph murmurs.
âVery few futures showed you having a marriage you like!â Indrid throws up his hands, âYes, I can see them, and when you offered me anything I wanted that summer night, I looked and saw a man who intrigued me and who had fallen into a loveless marriage to please others.â He points at Duck once more, âhe was completely unexpected! And when I summoned you I thought⊠I thoughtâŠâ his whole body droops, imperious tone gone in a breath, ânever mind what I thought. It was clear you abhorred the idea of a life in my realm.â
Joseph breathes in for a count of three, out for four, and in his best professor voice says, âBarclay, please untie my husband while I talk to Indrid.â
The singer doesnât even look to Indrid before obeying, and is apologizing under his breath to Duck as Joseph takes a careful step towards the fae.Â
âIndrid, the idea of living with you fascinates me. And youâre right, had it been anyone but Duck, I probably would have agreed to stay with you. I donât want to break our bargain.â
The fae chirps, unconvinced.
âI mean it. And I didnât know avoiding it put you in jeopardy. Thereâs nothing in the books about that. If thereâs some way to keep both my promisesâ he looks back at Duck, whoâs clearly poised to pull him from another realm again, âI need you to tell me.â
The fae clicks his nails together, âIf a human comes willinglyâno tricks, no vague languageâthey may move between worlds as they please and without losing time in the mortal realm.â
âSeems like an important loophole there.â Duck says.Â
Indrid shoots a displeased glance his way, then bites his lip, âHere is what I propose. I am a very generous, attentive partner. Barclay can tell you that much. Allow me a week to court you, to show you that I could make you happy and you would not lack in the days you left your waterbird and visited me. If at the end you do not wish to come willingly, IâŠI will make our bargain void and accept my fungal fate.â
Joseph looks to an equally surprised Duck, who nods when he meets his eyes. He holds out his hand and, for the second time in his life, makes a deal with a fae.
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Duck and Joseph decide to stay at his place for the week, neither of them wanting a fae near their actual house. Barclay isnât complaining; he likes them both. And this will give him a chance to apologize more than he already has for tricking them.Â
Part one of his apology is breakfast, which is why heâs been up since four, trying to get everything perfect. A little after six, Josephâs reflection appears in the kitchen window.Â
âGood morning.â
âMorning.â Barclay swallows down his nerves, âJoseph, look, about last night-â
âYou donât have to explain. I get it; Indrid tricked you too.â Joseph, unfairly handsome even when sleep-rumpled, hunts for a mug, âI just donât appreciate someone pretending theyâre interested in me when they really have an ulterior motive. Oh, thank you.â He takes the offered cup and turns his focus on the coffee pot.Â
âI donât! Or, I, I did but it wasnât my only reason for inviting you. I didnât even know about the deal with Indrid until after we met at the bar. I was telling Indrid how excited I was that you wanted to see me again and he realized who you were. And yeah, he had that favor to call in, but IâŠshitty as it is I woulda helped him anyway. Heâs been my patron? Partner? For years. I really care about him.â He feels silly saying it; Indrid dotes on him, but only the way you would a pet you wanted to show off.Â
At least, he thinks thatâs the case. Itâs hard to tell what Indrid is thinking sometimes.Â
Joseph sets his mug down, studying Barclayâs face. Barclay wonders if he turns this kind of scrutiny on his students, or on Duck, and how anyone survives it without getting a little turned on.Â
âOkay, youâre actually interested in me. But you still fucked me overâ
âPlease let me make it up to you. Just tell me how.â He winces at his own earnestness; here he is about to add a âprofessor whoâs not even a one night standâ next to âfae lordâ on the list of people he hopelessly pines for.Â
Whatever Joseph reads in his expression, it softens the suspicion in those blue eyes, âYou can start by telling me where you keep your cream.â
Once his coffee is to his liking, Joseph sits at the kitchen table and asks Barclay a dozen questions about his life, about Indrid, about the food Barclay heaps in front of him. When he bites a cinnamon roll and moans, Barclay thinks he might die of wanting to kiss him again.Â
âMorninâ, darlin. Whoa damn, Barclay did you make all this?â
âYeah, itâs part of the âoh god Iâm so sorryâ breakfast.âÂ
Duck snorts, rests his hand on Josephâs shoulder, âIâm gonna take a walk before we eat. No fuckinâ the big fella until youâre sure heâs trustworthy.â
Barclay grips the edge of the sink, wondering at what point getting on his knees and begging is justified. Thereâs a soft clink of tableware, and then Joseph sets his plate in the sink. Barclay turns his head to say something and gets a chaste kiss on the lips instead.Â
âThank you for breakfast.â Joseph murmurs, âneed some help with clean up.â
Even his âmmhmmmâ comes out as a whine. Joseph just kisses him again and goes to find a dishtowel.
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Duck knows the birdcalls of this area, so heâs guessing that anxious twittering is coming from somewhere else.Â
He reaches a place where the earth dips down into a grove of redwoods. Indrid is standing at the center, glowing writing in the air all around. Heâs paced a path in the leaf litter and muttering to himself as he erases and replaces words. Then he stills, looking out into the trees beyond them.Â
âYou can say it.â He sighs, defeated.Â
âSay what?â Duck descends the slope.
The fae keeps his back to him, âYou are going to say that none of this will work, that Joseph is not a fool and will not fall for anything I offer him, no matter how shiny or magical.â
Duck reaches the edge of the writing, and it morphs into English, âWas mostly gonna ask why you came out here to do this.â
Indrid turns, only barely hiding his surprise, âYouâŠyou do not wish to taunt me?â
âMore wanna chew you out for bugginâ Joe. But I believe in second chances. Third ones too.â
â...I came out here to give the rest of you space. I see you both forgiving Barclay more easily if I am not around. And I also enjoy it out here. I love the woods of earth.â
âMe too. More or less what I went to school for.â
âReally?â Black antenna perk up, âdo you know what bird keeps making that-â he cheeps ânoise?â
âChickadee. Folks say the name comes from the call but I donât really hear it.â
âAnd whatâs that?âÂ
âFern. You get âem on the coast sometimes.âÂ
He goes on to explain why when Indrid asks, then answers six more questions about the world around them before realizing something.Â
âCanât you just see my answers in the future?â
âYes. But I like this way better. Your voice is so much more pleasing in the real moment, and you keep adding these little stories and asides at the last moment that make it all the better.â The earnestness is too clunky, too awkward, to be anything but genuine.Â
Duck looks at the glowing letters once more, âItâd make Joe happiest if you just talked with him. Let him ask questions about fae and your world and whatever other weird stuff comes to mind. He loves gifts as much as the next fella, but when he gets to investigate things, puzzle them outâŠhe lights up like a Christmas tree.â
Indrid nods, waving a hand to clear the air. Last night he seemed ageless, old features mingling with young on an alien face. As the morning light spreads, Duck sees lines of worry on his forehead and that his lower lip is chewed raw.
âThank you. If it is alright, I will walk back with you.â His wings rustle in the breeze as they start for the cabin. Then he stops, hesitates, and touches Duckâs arms with his fingertips, âThey are few, the futures where he chooses to see me again. But I promise you that if they come to pass, I will cherish him no less than you do. And that I, I will never seek to keep him permanently from youâ a nervous laugh, âI am not sure I could. You are rather determined. An admirable trait.âÂ
He smiles, reserved, until Duck returns the expression. Then his eyes glow brighter, and he talks with Duck all the way back.
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âAnd that is how new fae royalty comes to be.â Indrid cocks his head at the drawing he made at Josephâs behest, the two of them sitting side by side at the coffee table, âI fail to see how this is any less convoluted than human government.â
âSlightly fewer duels. At least these days.â Joseph closes his notebook; heâs going to need another one before the week is out. Over the last two days, Indrid has talked with him for hours, the two of them trading questions and stories about their realms. Itâs clear that Indrid is as intrigued by human life as Joseph is by the fae realm.
Duck and Barclay will join in the conversation from time to time, and tonight Barclay is passed out on the floor after fiddling with new songs on his guitar all evening, and Duck is asleep on the couch behind them, book open on his chest.Â
Thereâs a tingle of magic, and then a notebook, bound in blue leather, appear on the table.Â
âYou were about to say you were running out of pages.â Indrid nudges the books towards him, âthat one will always have more space to write.â
âIncredible.â Joseph smooths his hand over the cover as the clock ticks over to one in the morning. He stretches and murmurs, âI should go to bed.â
âThen I will say goodnight. And thank you once again for allowing me to pass an evening in your company.â
Joseph catches his hand and kisses it, smiling at the resulting, breathy chirr, âMy pleasure.â
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âYâknow, thought Duck was joking when he said your back is just solid knots.âÂ
âI canât prove Iâve gotten where I have by worrying about everything, but Iâm not about to stop now.â
Barclay chuckles, running his hands over Josephâs shoulders. Theyâre on a patch of secluded beach, Joseph laying on his back with his head in the singer's lap. A fog bank curls up the sand, but the sweater Indrid gave him keeps the damp at bay, making him feel like heâs sitting by a cozy fire.Â
Strong hands massage his neck and shoulders and he lets his eyes drop closed. For a while thereâs no sound but the wind and the waves. Then Barclay hums to himself, soothing and slow, and gradually he starts singing The Sailorâs Boy. Josephâs favorite.Â
The singerâs voice pulls him down, first into the calm of the moment and then into a deeper, dreamy place where heâs a lost sailor floating in the dark sea as a merman circles him, singing him back to life.Â
Barclay sings two more love songs before Joseph opens his eyes and reaches up to rest a hand on his cheek.Â
âHow Indrid was the first person to offer you anything you wanted is beyond me. Iâd give you the world just to hear you every day.â
âYou donât need to. Youâre the first person who could cage me up like a bird and Iâd still sing for.â Barclayâs fingers trace Josephâs jaw and pet up his throat, âIâm crazy about you.â
âThen I guess this isnât my final visit.â Joseph grins flirtatiously and a deep, needy whine rumbles out of the other man.Â
âFuck, I was hoping youâd say that. But I, I need to show you something.â He eases Joseph into a sitting position, squeezes his eyes shut, and pulls off the bracelet on his left hand.
Fur the same auburn as his beard appears on his arms, face, and chest, his ears turn pointed, and his fingers show short, black claws.Â
âOh my god.â Joseph desperately wants a closer look but now doesnât feel like the moment.Â
âIndrid says itâs a side effect of the initial spell he used, and of me and him spending a lot of time around each other. I donât really mind it, but I figured I shouldnât hide it from you.â His posture turns shy, âwhat do you think?â
Scratch that, this is exactly the moment.Â
He climbs into Barclayâs lap, the singer letting out an adorable, rumbling purr as Joseph runs his hands down his chest.Â
âI think you should let meâ he bites the tip of one ear, earning him a growl, âinvestigate.â
His beast flops obediently onto his back with a grin, âIâm all yours, baby.â
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Theyâre five days into their week, and Indrid has walked with Duck for every single one of them. Barclayâs cabin isnât far from a series of barely maintained trails, and in spite of his dislike for the cold, coastal breeze, Indrid seems content to stay beside Duck for hours.Â
Heâs talking about the drawing he did of Joe that he hopes heâll like when he gets distracted by a hummingbird zipping between the bushes. When he glances at Duck, smile breathless and bright, Duck shakes his head.Â
âI donât get it, Indrid. How come you had to trick Joe into that marriage deal? Seems to me youâre charminâ enough to get anyone you wanted back home.â
The faeâs antenna droop as he crosses his arms comfortingly around himself, âYou are kind to say such things. But to my kind, I am rather offputting. Insectoid fae are not common and are seen by many as harbingers of doom, or incapable of true enchantments. Some days I fear they may be right; being near my magic is already causing Barclay to morph into something less human, for which I am certain he will hate me one day.â He gives a wistful smile, âwe cannot all be such perfect suitors as you.â
Duck laughs, hurrying to explain himself when Indrid looks hurt, âLots of humans have made it real fuckin clear they disagree with you. Took me awhile, but these days I think theyâre as full of shit as fae who canât see you for the gorgeous, sweet thing you are.â
Indridâs ruff poofs slightly, then turns away, wings open enough to cover the movements of his hands. When he faces Duck once more, thereâs a small, obsidian planter cupped in his palms, the plant at the center blooming gold and blue.Â
âPlease let me woo you?â
A blush seeps up his ears, âHell yeah I will.â
Indrid trills happily, taking Duckâs hands as the plant floats beside them. Duck tugs him closer, kissing him first on the cheek and then on his lips. When he meets red eyes, theyâre wide in shock.Â
He writes it off as first date jitters. Though he hopes it means Indrid will be fun to fluster in bed.Â
That evening, he and Barclay have drinks on the porch while Indrid teaches Joe a painfully complex, fae card game. Their talk turns to Indrid, and when Duckâonly half jokingâsays he must be as giving in the sack as he is the rest of the time, the singer frowns.
âI wouldnât know. Heâs been in my life years and he, like, never touches me. Offers his hand or arm sometimes but thatâs it.â
âHuh. He ainât done more than that with me, either. And from what Joe says he barely touches him. You think he doesnât want to?â
âAt first, yeah. But thereâve been times it was really fucking obvious he did. He almost kisses me, then pulls back, or I offer to cuddle and he gets to the point of sitting next to me before changing his mind. And itâs likeâŠlike I can feel him still looking at me afterwards, like thereâs this whole wave of want rolling off him and heâll just sit on his hands and his voice will go tight and itâs so frustrating. Like, I know fae arenât just about courtly love; Iâve run into a few who asked me to fuck without knowing my name. I justâŠIâd give him anything if it would make him happy. Doesnât he know that?â
Itâs like looking through a camera lens, the image only coming clear when you focus on the right thing.Â
âI got an idea. But weâre gonna need Joeâs help.â
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His time is almost up. Were he braver, heâd look to the futures to see if theyâve changed since that first day. But now that he knows Duck and Joseph better, it will hurt all the more to see them turn him away. And BarclayâŠ
Heâll miss him so much, even when heâs asleep. And humans donât live to be a hundred and thirty.Â
Indrid tries not to think about that as he sits on the bed as Joseph requested, the human opening the gifted notebook and starting a new page.
âThank you for letting me do this. It occurred to me I donât really know how wings work on someone with a human body. Shirt off, please.âÂ
He removes the loose fitting,short sleeved, black tunic.
Joseph sits on the bed in front of him, âOpen your wings a little?â
Indrid obeys, gasping as the human sets a warm hand on his chest, feeling for flight muscles, âYou know, I would not do this for just anyone. To open your wings is to offer vulnerability and even submission.â He manages a grin, âbut how can I not spoil you, my pet?â
The fingers on his chest still, âWhat was that?â
âN-nothing. A slip of the tongue!â He squeaks as Josephâs left hand digs into the sensitive patch of his wing.
âTry again.â
âI called you pet!â He chirrs as the hold tightens, âI am sorry, it slipped out, you are not my anything.âÂ
âDonât be silly.â The hand switches to stroking his wing, âIâm your fiance. At least I was the last time I checked.â
He gives a helpless chirp; what is Joseph doing, addressing him like this? As if he was the powerful one and Indrid no more than his toy.Â
âSpeaking of which, I appreciate your attentive courtship. But thereâs an important piece of information Iâm missing.â Blue eyes pierce into him, âany husband of mine needs to treat me right in bed.â
âI, I donât, you do not need to-â
âIndridâ Joseph rests a hand on each shoulder, âdo you not want me that way? Or Duck and Barclay for that matter?â
Tears well up, unbidden and deeply unwelcome, âI do! I want you all so badly but look at me. Even if Duck finds me handsome surely none of you could truly desire me, not when I look like this and am a conniving, powerful fae who you fear deep down.â
The human catches his hands before he can hide his face in them, âYou couldnât be more wrong. Did you two hear all that?â
âYepâ the door opens and Duck steps through, followed by Barclay. The singer is on the bed immediately, arms wrapped around Indridâs waist and face buried in the dark feathers of his ruff.
âI was never afraid of you, little moth, never ever ever.â His beard tickles Indridâs skin as he traces kisses across his neck and shoulders, âIâm so sorry you ever thought that, I love you so much-â
âYou what?â His words cut off into a chirp.
âLove you.â Barclayâs voice is muffled against him, and the singer seems wholly uninterested in doing anything but pressing himself as close to Indrid as possible.Â
Indrid glances at Joseph and Duck, who are trading a remarkably conspiratorial look.Â
âNot sure we feel the same as the big fella does-â
Barclay lets out a little, affectionately apologetic howl as he kisses the back of Indridâs head.Â
â-Joe and I have talked it over and, uh, we wanna take you up on your offer.â Duck scratches the back of his neck, bashful in a way Indridâs never seen.Â
He turns his attention on Joseph, heart gnawing on his ribs, âYou will honor our bargain? Freely?â
The human takes his hand, pressing it first to his lips and then to his brow, âIndrid Cold, Iâll gladly be your husband.â
His hands act without his permission, grabbing Josephâs shirt and pulling him into a kiss. Itâs as precise and clever as everything the human does, and when Joseph breaks free Indrid clings to him, chirping and pleading for another.Â
âIâll do anything pet, please.â
Duck laughs, sitting down beside Joseph, âDamn, darlin, heâs even needier than you were the night we got hitched.â
âI am not nee-EEPâ his whole body is lightning bolt as Barclay bites one antenna, âalright, I am needy, I need all three of you like a tree needs the sun, I need you to never stop touching me because I will disintegrate from loneliness if you do, and youâ the looks over his shoulder at Barclay, âI need you to take me this instant because I have loved you for years and wanted you so badly my heart aches.â
âFuck yes.â Barclay grabs his face, kissing him, and Indrid swears thereâs honey on his tongue by the time they part, âgonna be so good for you.â
âUnless fae are real different, these have gotta go.â Duck grabs Indridâs flowing black pants and pulls them down. Theyâre barely clear of his ankles when Joseph is between his legs, full attention on his cock.
âOh, this is gorgeous. I expected it to be human but this is so much better.â
Indrid looks at his lap; he supposes his cock, which goes from narrow to wide and back again three times before reaching the base, is more elaborate than the uniform shaft of a human.Â
âDuck, get on it.â
âYessir.â Duck offers his husband a teasing smile, pulling off his pants and oh, Indrid understands now why Joseph was so upset to be taken on his wedding night.
Duckâs belly sticks out from under his grey-green shirt, and Indrid runs his nails over it with a purr. When he digs them into the skin, Duck moans.
âHe likes it when you biteâÂ
âHey, no fair tellinâ him th-AHâ Duck shudders in his arms as Indrid nibbles his throat, âokay no this is fuckin amazin nevermind. Still gonna tell him how to fuck you so you cry.â
âYes, dear.â
âDonât you âyes dearâ meâ Duck lunges backwards, dragging a laughing Joseph into a kiss. Indrid only tears his eyes away from the scene when claws tap his arm. Turning, he finds Barclay without his bracelet, auburn fur stunning in the lamplight and smile sharper than usual.Â
How could he have ever seen this as some unwanted remnant of his power?Â
âYou are a vision, my dearest.âÂ
âGlad you like it, little moth. Itâs funny, thereâs more colors in your feathers when Iâm like this. Whelp, question for another time.â He growls, playfully, âyou still want me to be good for you?â
âSo badly.â
âUh, how should I warm you up?â
âNo needâ Indrid waves his hand, loosening and slicking himself up, âfae magic is good for more than strange bargains.â
He straddles Barclayâs lap, facing away from him, and sinks down on a thick, long cock.
âOhhh, oh I was an absolute fool to deny myself this for so long.â
âDonât worry, gonna make it up to you.â Barclay rolls his hips, âIndrid, Indrid, you feel so good.â
âBet he does.â Duck is in his lap once more, staying up on his knees to line Indridâs cock up with his entrance, âyou wanna fuck me, sugar?â
He chirps at the nickname, nodding frantically until Duck lowers himself. Then he makes a rather undignified noise and throws his arms over the humanâs shoulders. Claws dig into his hips and he keens, Barclayâs strokes turning rough as he fucks him deeper.
âLike that, baby?â
âYes, yesyesOHâ he trills as he bottoms out inside Duck, whoâs busy kissing his chest.
The bed dips beside him as Joseph joins them, fully clothed save for where heâs unzipped his pants enough to release his cock. Indrid has never wanted anything in his mouth quite so badly, but his position prevents it.
Joseph leans in to kiss his cheek, then moves on of Indridâs hands from Duckâs shoulder to his cock.Â
âAre you going to take care of me like a good husband?â
âYes, always, anything you wish.â
âThen prove it.â The demand is loving but an order all the same. Indrid curls his fingers around Josephâs shaft, stroking it until heâs hard and panting.
âWhat do you say?â
âTh-thank you, thank you my darling pet.â
Joseph pets his wing, âGood boy.â
âHoly fuck darlin, whereâs this cominâ from?â
âThese two, oohgod, bring it out in me.â He smiles, âwell, Barclay does some of the time. Yesterday he ambushed me in the kitchen and held me against the wall .â
âThatâs where that hickey came from.â
âYeahâ Barclay grunts, holding Indridâs ass flush against his body, âsorry man, but you know heâs cute when he pretends to fight back.â
âDamn right he is.â
âCareful, big guyâ Josephâs hips begin to stutter, âif you get cocky I wonât let you blow me anymore.â
Barclay whimpers, âWould sharing Indridâs ass make up for it? Bet heâs got a spell that could make him loose enough to take us both at once.â
âAnother time, right now I, I need him to be a good boy and open his wings.â
Indrid obeys and a moment later Joseph cums across them with a moan. Itâs one of the filthiest things a fae can do to another, and the fact that he has while another uses his ass like a toy and a third tells him to be a sweet little thing and cum in is all too much at once. Indrid cums, wings spreads and body thrashing, chirping and trilling for more even as the exhaustion hits. Barclay must cum right after him, as by the time heâs floating back to earth the singer is soft inside him and thanking him over and over for the honor.Â
Before he can apologize to Duck for finishing before him, Joseph is kissing Indrid while rubbing swift, practiced circles on Duckâs dick. Then he moves Indridâs hand and uses it for the same purpose.Â
âThatâs itâ Joseph whispers in his ear, âany husband of mine is going to be a good boy and make damn sure my other husband cums.â
âFuuuckâ Duck groans, tightening around him, âJesus fucking christ, Joe, we shoulda gotten someone in bed for you to boss around ages ago.â Duck turns his attention back to Indrid, âyou okay, sugar.â
âI am in heaven.â
Duck chuckles and kisses him, the gesture at once playful and so grounded Indrid wants to put down roots.Â
Once the human slides from his lap, Duck goes to fetch water while Barclay tidies up the room and pulls back the covers on the bed. Soon the four of them are crammed into it, Joseph on one side of him and Barclay on the other, Duck spooning Joseph so his hand can reach over and hold Indridâs.Â
Itâs a tight fit, but nestled in the heart of this tangle of affection, drifting off to sleep as the others discuss logistics of visiting each other, Indrid knows heâs never been happier.
Spring Awakening (OT4)
The âcontinuationâ winner was eldritch OT4! You can read as a stand alone but the first part is very good. Mild content warning: the prompt does mean there are references to body horror. There are also references towards breeding, but none actually occurs.
Winter has never been Indridâs favorite season; itâs cold, the first chunk of it is spent with everyone telling him to give thanks and be cheery, and his van always malfunctions more.Â
Now he has a new reason: one of his boyfriends hibernates.
It was just after Thanksgiving that Duck told him and Joseph what would happen.Â
âIt ainât a full hibernation; I wonât be dead to the world.â Duckâs in his human form, which he favors for serious discussions. Indrid appreciates this, as itâs easier to read emotion on a round, friendly face than an incomprehensible mass of plant matter and ancient divinity, âbut when growing things go to sleep, I go with âem. Iâm alert enough, even in my sleep, to make sure the house keeps standing and that you two are taken care of. Not to mention this big fella will still be here.â He tips his head towards Barclay, whose resting in his bigfoot form by the fire
Joseph had a number of follow-up questions, but Indridâs main concern was whether Duck would want them to touch him or take care of him while he slept. Phlox poked out of Duckâs shoulders as he smiled and said heâd appreciate it.Â
Thatâs why Indrid is sitting in a nook of their cabin, stroking approximately at Duckâs shoulder; his human form is all but gone, and his eldritch one seems to be melding with the wall of the cabin. A tingle runs through his fingers, as if he was running them over the tips of fresh grass.Â
Barclay is elsewhere gathering his offerings, and Joseph has been on assignment for over a month. Indrid ought to go into town and check the P.O box before it starts snowing again. But he doesnât want to leave Duckâs side, the warmth radiating from the core of his form.Â
âIâm going to run some errands, sweetheart. I wonât be longâ He leans down, kissing a dark patch of corn silk.Â
As he pulls on his jacket, a voice in the air drawls, faintly, âSee you soon, darlin.â
He stops first at the general store, Leo waving to him as he helps himself to the small shelf of arts and crafts supplies. Neither Barclay nor Duck can quite manage to make drawing paper, so every few weeks he buys a new sketchbook for his commissions.Â
The post office is full of racks of pink, white, and red, all signs of the impending holiday. Valentinesâ Day fascinates Barclay, and has promised Indrid heâll do something special for the two of them, and Indridâs fairly certain he spotted him trying to make snowflakes take the form of hearts.
He opens the P.O box, pulling out flyers for the dehumidifier store and the strange waterpark on the edge of town; they only have the box is because the farmhouse by the field has no known address. And a tendency to move around from side road to side road.
Under the multi-colored fliers is a single postcard. Itâs a photo of Lake Mendota, with a little, serpentine monster drawn on in pen. He flips it over with a smile.
Dear Indrid, Barclay, and Duck,
Madison is about how I remember it. I canât say much about the case, other than so far Iâve been right about everything and the other agents lost a car to the thing weâre investigating.Â
Indrid, you should come here with me sometime when Iâm not working. Might sister keeps demanding to know when Iâm going to introduce you, and thereâs a lot of excellent places to get ice cream and baked goods. We could even bring some back for Barclay and Duck if we timed it right.Â
I miss you all so much. I canât wait to come home.Â
Love,Â
-Joseph.Â
Thereâs a meticulously drawn heart after the name. Indrid tucks it safely in his coat pocket and steps back into the cold.Â
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The frost makes it much harder to feel the decay of the stray fruits and layers of leaves blanketing the earth. So much so that Barclay spends most of his hunting for offerings in town; the high school has something called âhome ecâ where students' attempts at cooking sometimes end in a trash can of burnt offerings. From the taste of the cake he just finished, the baker would have produced something stunning had they watched the oven more closely.Â
Where his body takes in the decay in the deeper layers of the earth, he feels familiar footfalls and Indridâs voice on the wind. He concentrates his being on the spot, taking his more mortal form in front of the bundled-up human.Â
âHey, little moth. What do you need?â
âIâŠâ Indrid peers hesitantly up at him, âI was hoping you had some time to spend with me today. Itâs been a few since I really saw you, and with Duck asleep and Joseph away-â
âThink I get the drift.â He wraps his arms around the human, resting his chin atop his head, âtime is weird for us, so thanks for telling me.â
âMay I say something silly?â
âSure thing.âÂ
âI miss Duck so much. Which is ridiculous, and greedy, I have you and Joseph and that should be more than enough but it isnât.â
âIf we were interchangeable, you wouldnât want all three of us. I mean, I miss Joseph when heâs gone for, like, a day, even if I spend that whole time making a pillow burrow with you. Pillow fort?â
âFort.â Indrid mumbles against him, âI feel so selfish, wishing spring would come just so Duck could hold me, really hold me, again.â
âYouâre not selfish, little moth.â He nudges Indridâs hood back and kisses silver hair, âbut I got an idea. What are missing most right now?â
Indrid hums, âThe way he sort of...envelops me sometimes. Like he did the night we first met; heavy and comforting on top of me, touching me everywhere, like I, Iâm something worth treasuring.â
âHe and I sure as fuck agree on that part. And I think I have something that might tide you over until spring. Close your eyes for me.â
The human obeys and Barclay unfurls himself, his fur peeling out and away, his body spinning into its true form, mouths tasting the air, the earth, the leaves on the trees and the mushrooms sleeping beneath them.Â
He wraps himself tenderly around Indrid, taking care to keep his head and neck free; according to Duck, humans tend to panic if you confine their heads. Indrid sighs as he registers the pressure of Barclay around him. Of his human lovers, Indrid is the one who enjoys being bound and trapped this much; Joseph adores when Barclay holds him down or cuffs him to a headboard or branch, but anything more than that turns the excitement in those blue eyes to fear.Â
His hands find Indridâs zippers and buttons as his pelt slides beneath his feet, insulating him from the snowy ground.Â
âOhhhhh itâs so warm like this.â Indridâs muscles relax and Barclay clings tighter to be sure he stays upright. Peeling Indridâs clothes off layer by layer, more and more of Barclayâs hands emerge, eager to join the fun. Before Indrid, he never gave much thought to the texture of his fur. Now his human presses and twists his body against it, biting his lip as his cock rubs along a patch of it. Barclay smiles and his mouths multiply, kissing up long legs as his hands grope his ass, caress his face, tease his chest in hopes of showing him how much he deserves.Â
âThatâs, thatâs so lovely, I-OHâ Indrid laughs, âwhat was that hand made of? It tickled.â
âUh, like, mossy reeds? You mean this one right?â He rubs Indridâs stomach and the human laughs again, much louder this time.
âIndeed.â He squirms as several hands find his cock, one thumbing the tip while another strokes the shaft and a third teases his balls, âI, Barclay please I want, I wantâŠâ
âWant what?â He rumbles.
âCover me up all the way, please. I know why youâre, youâre being cautious but Iâm not afraid. I know youâll let me go if I ask.â
Barclay pushes his form up, cocooning Indrid and discovering instantly that this means he can now kiss his lips and cheeks, run his hands through his hair the way people do in the movies Indrid watches curled up on the couch some nights.Â
Pleasure is an odd thing when his body is once formless and concrete, not nearly as straightforward as when Barclay is in his mortal disguise. The most sensitive part of him when heâs like this are his mouths, and so he devours Indrid with kisses, savoring each little memory and feeling they bring to his tongues.Â
Indridâs cries turn wordless when a soft, fork-tongued moth finds his cock and sucks hungrily. Human fingers cling to his fur and Barclay revels in the touch, in the pleasure of bringing Indrid this close, of being able to keep him safe, warm, and happy, all while he writhes in delight and cums with an adorable squeak.Â
Barclay twists and turns his body through space, bringing them back to the cabin and depositing Indrid into bed.Â
âI love youâ Indrid purrs, eyes bleary with joy when Barclay removes the red glasses and sets them on the little stand Duck made for them so they wouldnât keep getting lost.Â
âLove you too, little moth.â As he brings his mortal disguise back, a single, green vine snakes up the bed and slowly tugs a thick, mothman patterned blanket over Indridâs body. Then it picks up the mothman plush from the corner and tucks it into Indridâs arms.
âThank you, my sweet.â Indrid gazes towards Duck.Â
The vine caresses his cheek as it retreats and the floor creaks, ârest up, darlin.âÂ
Barclay plants a final kiss on Indridâs forehead, then goes to see if he can recreate the home ec cake without the char.Â
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First, the case took twice as long as anticipated. Then there was the deposition in a Michigan case from last year that finally went to trial. Finally, to top it all off, his flight was delayed for two days.Â
All this is to say, the most pressing thought on Josephâs mind is how fast he can drive without putting the car in a snowbank.Â
When the âWelcome to Keplerâ sign finally comes into view, he relaxes his grip on the wheel and carefully navigates into the library parking lot. Itâs a half hour to closing, and the snow is a half-foot high on the book drop. He knocks his boots against the mat and crosses the pine-tree green carpet to return the stack of books he took on his trip. Since he has a few minutes to spare, he scans the new books shelf and the rows of romance for titles for himself or Indrid.Â
As he stacks a copy of Red Hot Ranch on paperback of A History of Mysteries, he spots the new sheriff and gives him a friendly nod. The man gives him a tight smile in return and ducks behind a shelf.Â
His initial return to Kepler after being tossed into the field as a sacrifice had been so shocking that the previous sheriff fainted when Joseph stepped into the room to explain why he, and the mayor, were being arrested for kidnapping and wrongful imprisonment. Joseph knows Duck needed the energy from the sacrifices, and that he let all but a few go, but thatâs no excuse for non-consensually offering people up to him.Â
After the arrests, he mentioned to the interim mayor that heâd be setting up a satellite office in Kepler, since there was a lot of paranormal activity in the area. Then he made damn sure that the tail they put on him followed him all the way back to the abandoned farmhouse and watched as he stepped out of the car and into the cornfield, the stalks parting to show him the way back to the cabin.Â
In a way, the people in town are more afraid of him than of Indrid, in spite of them both surviving stints in the cornfield with their memories intact and then taking up residence there. He suspects they think Indridâwith his otherworldly face and aloof demeanorâis a god himself. Itâs a fair conclusion, given that every tomato plant, pumpkin vine, and apple tree in town got an unexpected, final wave of fruit when he arrived. Which means they think Joseph is the only human in town able to walk with gods without fear.Â
He sets his books in the passenger seat and makes his final stop; Indrid asked him to pick up a few groceries on his way home. He tucks a bottle of hard cider next to the toothpaste, hoping he and Indrid can split it tomorrow while watching horror movies on the bed (he bought them some solar cell packs, as neither Duck nor Barclay have much sway over electricity).
Before the field, his last time having sex while tipsy was back in college and not particularly memorable. The more drinking became a social necessity for his work, where he was already seen as unusual and too buttoned-up, the more he was careful to never let his guard down and enjoy himself, unwilling to give his co-workers fodder to further discredit him.Â
The past October, he and Indrid had decided to take a picnic into the field and watch Orionid Meteor Shower, the evening still carrying traces of summer. Duck made them a dome of corn husks and sunflower stalks to eat under, the dirt turning to a carpet of impossibly soft clover as they sat down. Theyâd drunk something honeyed and definitely alcoholic that Duck made them and traded bites of pear cake Barclay prepared as the sliver of a moon rose.Â
Dinner was barely done before they were tangled together on the ground, making out with all the excitement and carelessness of far younger men. Then Indrid was on his back, humming as Joseph sat on his face, laughing because it felt nice and because he could. By the end of it there was slick on Indridâs chin and cum on Josephâs thigh, neither of them particularly interested in fucking full-on when there was so much of each other to enjoy.Â
Then theyâd lain on their backs and the dome opened, revealing an infinity of stars as tendrils of grass stroked their hair and the clover turned to thick, soft fur.Â
God help him, if the farmhouse isnât around this next corner heâs going to offroad to cut his time getting there. Snow be damned.Â
Heâs saved from this poor decision by the familiar silhouette, and turns towards home. Once parked, he retrieves his bags and steps towards the field. The withered stalks try to bend, but canât get far. Watching them, he understands the worry in Indridâs voice the last time they spoke on the phone; knowing Duck is at a low power is one thing, seeing the signs of him weakened is another.Â
As heâs wondering if he can get to the cabin from memory, a form materializes from the snow.Â
âHey, blue eyes.âÂ
âHi, big guy.â Joseph tips his face up so Barclay can kiss him, a hint of winter bonfire and cardamom on his tongue.Â
âLemme get those.â Several more arms appear on his bigfoot form, taking Josephâs things with ease. Walking close to him seems to stave off the cold, and furry, warm arm rests on his shoulders as Barclay asks about the trip.Â
When they reach the cabin, the god sets the bags on the table and the suitcase on the bed. Joseph kneels down to the mass of glowing fungus and twisted plant life and takes the nearest vine in his hands, bringing it to his lips for a kiss.Â
âJust letting you know Iâm home.â
âMissed you, sugar.â The reply seems to come from the stalks rattling outside the windows.Â
The back door creaks and Indrid steps into the main cabin; Duck built him a little art studioâcomplete with pencils and paints conjured from plantsâ so he didnât have to always go into the one he teaches at in town.Â
âWelcome home, pet.â Indrid drapes his arms over Josephâs shoulders. Thereâs charcoal on his cheek, and Joseph wipes it away before kissing him. Indrid grins when they part, âI have some business with you, agent.â
âI hoped as much.â
âBarclay, will you be joining us?â
âNot as much as I want to.â The god sighs, âThe freeze is deep this year, and on top of that, humans seem to burn themselves out on cooking and canning after the new year. So I need to forage a bit more tonight.â He kisses them both goodbye and then heâs gone.
Joseph unpacks his things in a hurry, knowing he wonât be able to enjoy himself with Indrid if the laundry isnât in the hamper and the groceries arenât put away. Indrid makes no comment other than asking what on earth can rip the tire off an SUV. As they talk, the domesticity of it all overwhelms him; a home like this with someone used to be no less out of reach than living in a cabin in a cornfield with two eldritch beings.Â
âYou know, when I was zig-zagging about the states Iâohâ Indrid smiles as Joseph gently backs him against the counter for a kiss, âshall I leave the last bag for later?â
âPlease.â
Indrid laughs, allowing Joseph to pull him to the bed. Then his grin turns wicked and Joseph is trapped on his back, his boyfriend calling, âBarclay? A moment of assistance?â
Black, fur-lined cuffs appear on his wrist, leather cord leading from each to the headboard. As Indrid fetches a matching collar from a peg on the wall, Joseph groans, âI havenât gotten to touch you in weeks and this is what you do to me?â
âAs much as I love your attentive touchesâ Indrid closes the collar around Josephâs throat, âwe both know that when youâve been overwhelmed with work, what you truly need is to be taken.â
âYesâ He closes his eyes, lifts his hips and shifts his legs to help Indrid undress him. Heâs still in a dress shirt, but rather than uncuffing him a moment Indrid opts to leave it unbuttoned and shove the undershirt up to kiss his stomach before retreating to remove his pajamas.Â
When his boyfriend finally pushes his cock into him they groan in comic unison. Indrid rests their foreheads together and murmurs, âI missed you so much, pet. So much.â
Hands unable to comfort him, Joseph kisses his chin and jaw, âIâm here now.â
Indrid licks his lips, âSo you are.â
His boyfriend takes his time, thrusts slow and steady while languidly kissing Joseph to capture his moans. Eventually his hand slips between them, rubbing Josephâs dick. The collar no longer feels inanimate; now itâs Barclayâs hand, reaching across acres to close around his throat and remind him to be a good boy.Â
When he cums itâs with a pent up moan from over a month without the attention he ached for. Indrid switches to quick thrusts, joining him with a little gasp. Once he pulls out, Indrid rolls over, only managing to wiggle his pajama pants back on before cuddling into Josephâs arms. He pets his boyfriendâs back, tracing his fingers over his tattoos, and spots a single, glowing eye watching them from Duckâs spot.Â
He hopes he enjoyed the show.Â
Joseph blows a kiss. The eye winks, playful, and then itâs gone.Â
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On March 7th, Joseph and Indrid wake up to snowdrops peeking through the floor. Joseph says âthatâs a good signâ as Indrid sprints across the cabin to where Duckâs form is looking more human by the moment.Â
âHey, darlin. Hey, city boy.â Duck shifts positions, sitting up for the first time in two months. Skin is always the last thing to form on him, so Joseph feels as if heâs looking at an anatomical drawing where the sinews are swapped for roots and stems.Â
âDo you need anything?â Indridâs hands are flapping as Duck yawns and stretches.Â
âNah, Iâm okay for now, sugar. Itâll take me a few days, maybe even a few weeks, to be able to do much moreân sit here and talk. By the by, that tree in the orchard that the storm took out is gonna make for some real nice soil. Good job on the decay, big fella.â
âThanks, man.â The rug by the fire yawns, pushing up onto many hands as Barclayâs bigfoot form takes shape, âfeels like there might be more mushroom this year, I kept running into their mycelium.â
âThatâll be nice, gets folks out and foraging, which I like to see. Uhâ his posture turns sheepish, âsorry, shouldnât talk shop when yâall been missinâ me, but I always wake up with all this info about how spring is gonna go.â
âI do not care what you talk aboutâ Indrid takes an earthy hand, âIâve missed hearing your full voice too much.â
âAnd I, sadly, have to be at work in forty-five minutes. Catch me up at dinner?â
âYesâ the three respond as one.Â
The stalks still struggle to form a path as he walks out. But when he gets to his car, crocuses bloom in the shape of a heart by the driver-side door.Â
When he arrives home that night, Duck has hair and a thin layer of skin and as wrapped in a robe of new leaves, Indrid perched in his lap. Joseph takes up a similar position in Barclayâs lap, breathing in crisp air as his boyfriend nuzzles his throat. They stay up well past midnight, just talking, and Joseph is glad tomorrow is Saturday.Â
Heâs even more grateful for this when heâs awoken in the early morning by a yelp. Indrid, who was a moment ago on his side, asleep, is now being dragged across the floor to where the swirling mass of Duckâs true form is gathering in the center of the room. Even seeing it dozens of times, Josephâs brain rebels at defining the shape as anything more general than âbigâ and âcovered in bioluminescent patches to act as eyes.â At least he can tell that Indrid isnât being dragged as he first thought; a tendril of green has his ankle, but heâs being spirited towards Duck by a carpet of small, purple flowers.Â
âI, I thought you said you wouldnât need this kind of, of intensitEEPâ Indrid squirms as his clothes are thrown to the other side of the room, âfor a few weeks, when, when spring started in earnest and brought your energy with it.â
âThatâs how itâs happened every year for longer than anyone can remember. But this year, youâre here, sugar. You put more energy into me just from cuddlinâ yesterday than Iâd normally gather in a month. Which means Iâm fuckinâ ravenous and itâs time for my little offering to do his job.â
Indrid moans, body fully off the ground in the vines sprouting from the floor and ceiling. Reality bends and cracks so abruptly that Joseph gets a headache. Then Duckâs human form is standing their, studying Indrid.Â
âYou ready for this?â
âYes, yesyes, Duck pleaseâ
The god takes Indridâs face in his hands, and for a moment everything, even the air, is still. Joseph wonders what Duck is looking for, if he sees things in Indrid Josephâs human eyes will never perceive.Â
Even tied up, Indrid manages to lean forward and kiss Duck. When he pulls back, the godâs smile is achingly human in its affection.Â
Then Indrid cries out as a tendril pushing into his ass, the noise muffled as another finds his mouth. Some of the plant matter pulls him to his knees, bright red flowers spreading out around him as another vine circles his dick and a fourth begins twining up his body.
To Josephâs surprise, Duckâs attention shifts to him.
âNow, if I recall correctly, city boy, I ainât shown you all my dicks just yet.â
âI, I cataloged five so farâ His tongue is sticking in his mouth and his sleep pants are already a mess. As Duck prowls towards him, he seems to become more solid, more real, with every step.
âClothes off. Now.â
Joseph obeys as thin, flexible tree branches extend from the wall to fasten his collar in place. Duck manhandles him into his lap, facing Joseph away from him, vines spinning Indrid to face them at the same time.Â
The scene across from makes any porn heâs seen look tamer than a Disney kiss. Itâs as if all the plant life emerging from Duckâs renewed energy is reaching for Indrid, leaves forming into hands to pull his head back, vines working his cock, binding his thighs to the ground, and tugging at his nipple piercings, while the main two fuck him so deeply itâs as if theyâre trying to touch inside him. Tears are coming down Indridâs cheeks and heâs thrashing with every thrust.Â
âDuck? Is, can you tell if heâs alright?â
Hands the temperature of sun-warmed dirt slip around his waist to caress his chest and stomach, âYeah, darlin, I can. Iâll feel if he needs to stop before he even has a chance to say it.â A kiss on his cheek, gardenia tickling his nose, âthanks for lookin out for him. You want me to show you somethinâ new?â
âYes, please.â
The head of the cock slides in so suddenly he doesnât get a chance to look at it. Staring down, he can only see the base, which resembles a hibiscus flower in shape and color. Rather than pushing into him, the base cups his body, and the âpetalsâ begin undulating, stroking his cock and folds deliciously. The cock inside him feels pretty plain, though now and then it seems to ripple.
âI gonna get to get in on the action?â
Josephâs head snaps up to find Barclay idly stroking his cock as he watches Indrid.Â
The vines holding Indrid shove him forward, offering Barclay a much better view of his ass as Duck says, âyou can have as much of Joe as you want. But just for today, âDrid is all mine.â
âGot it.â Barclay stands, ânot like itâs a bummer to just fuck you, blue eyes.â A short, thick, rounded cock bumps his mouth, âopen up baby.â
Joseph takes the cock into his mouth, the tightly packed bumps on it already each moving on their own. Itâs a wonderful, novel feeling on his tongue and he sucks happily as little growls come from above him. The pressure on his own dick changes, speeding up and pushing him towards his orgasm. He tries to pull off and say this, but Duck holds his head in place, forcing him to keep the cock in his mouth.
âI know city boy, I can tell youâre close. Iâm glad youâre havinâ fun, but you cumminâ ainât what stops this.â
He whimpers happily and surrenders to his orgasm. He canât see Indrid anymore, but Duck seems to have stopped fucking this throat, and desperate, ecstatic moans are coming from just out of sight.Â
âMmmm, forgot how good you feel, city boy.â
He finds Duckâs hands and squeezes them, snickering when flowers follow the path of his thumbs.Â
âThatâs it, fuck, you both feel so fuckin good, Iâm, Iâm gonna-â Thereâs a grunt like a tree groaning in the wind and then something bursts from the cock inside him, hundreds of disctint sensations, all buzzing. The portion on the outside of his body doesnât let up in the slightest, and the shaft inside begins not only expanding but pulsing.
âFeel that?â Duck growls in his ear, âtold you I had one that had seeds thatâd fill you up and get you off at the same time. But that ainât allâ another pulse and Duck purrs, âyâknow what itâs doin?â
Joseph manages to shake his head.
âItâs trying to keep âem all in and push âem as deep as they can go.â A hand slides to Josephâs stomach, âheard all kinds of stories about humans gettinâ bred by gods like us.â
Words like that would bother him with anyone else, but Duckâs grasp of human genders is shaky at best, and he knows this doesnât change how his boyfriend sees him. Also that Duck, would never actually do something like that without seriously checking with him first.
So he surrenders to the fantasy, spreading his legs wider to feel the base of the cock widen to keep everything in.Â
 âFuck, you like that blue eyes?â Barclay groans, âthen once Duck is done I oughta have a turn. See if I can make it so all you can do is burrow up with me and let me take care of you.â
âGood thinking. Weâll both try today. Whoeverâs takes, the other guy will get to put the next one in him. Not, not like I canât make this cabin big as we need it to be.â
Barclay cums down Josephâs throat, and the sensation is so overwhelming combined with the way Duck is fucking him that Joseph cums again, certain heâs squirted as well.
âFuck yeahâ Duck holds him down as the cock pushes deeper, âsee, your body wants us to know just how bad you want this.â
âYesâ he gasps, Barclay holding his face up so he can watch him come apart, âyes, god pleaseâ
âYour wish is my command, darlin.â Duck moans and another wave of cum pulses into him, then another, and another, the vibrations finding all the right spots inside him and he cums a third time, helplessly crying out as Barclay tells him he was made for this.Â
Then Duck pulls out and waves of something faintly blue drip down Josephâs legs as Barclay cleans him and bundles him up into the bed. Indrid is limp in the vines, cum noticeable on the floor, and Duck scoops him up to carry him over, whispering all the while about how much he loves him, how amazing he is, how heâll always take care of him.Â
As Indrid curls against him, Joseph murmurs, âWas that okay? They didnât ignore you for my sake?â
His boyfriend smiles weakly, âFirst, pet, do not underestimate how much I enjoy seeing you ruined. But more importantly, Duck was with me, too. A benefit of his nature, I would say.â
âNo kidding.â Joseph kisses him softly as Duck and Barclay cuddle up with them, the whole house moving to prepare them breakfast and clean the floor. And when Joseph steps outside after a long nap, he finds the entire structure covered in spring blooms.Â
#10 with OT4, itâs so perfect.
NSFW if you can.
Happy Holidays, and thank you!
Here you go! I did indeed make it NSFW
10. Three ghosts just showed up and are telling me about Christmases past, future, and yet to come but Iâm pretty sure theyâve got the wrong bedroom
There are three, good looking men at the foot of his bed.Â
Were this any other context, Joseph would think he was having a sex dream. But a quick pinch of his thigh has confirmed thatâs not the case, so he shifts his grip on the covers in case he needs to throw them off to fight or flee in a hurry.Â
âUm, can I help you gentlemen?â
âIt is we who are here to help you.â The figure on the right, silver haired and smiling wide, gestures to his companions, âwe are the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future, and we have come to show you the error of your ways and how you may mend them, Richard OâHare.Â
Joseph raises an eyebrow, âI think you have the wrong house.â
âThis is 469 Cherry Way, Apartment 302, right?â The ghost on the left speaks with an unexpectedly southern drawl.Â
âYes, but my name is Joseph Stern. Also, Iâm Jewish.â
âFuckâ The ghost in the middle, tall and bearded like a spectral lumberjack, studies a glowing piece of paper that just appeared in his hand, âOâHare is dead. This is his old apartment.â
âBrilliant.â The silver-haired ghost rubs his forehead, âI did not bother to check the timelines since I assumed the front office would have updated their files in a timely manner.â
âAinât your fault, âDrid.â The ghost of what he assumes is the past turns to Joseph, âyou got any Hanukkah based regrets? Or, uh, any winter-related ones?â
âI regret plenty of things, but no. This time of year isnât all that fraught for me.â
âAw beans.âÂ
âIâm sorry, Iâve been in this kind of situation and itâs very frustrating. Or, well, not this exact situation but I bet afterlife bureaucracies are just as bad as the ones on earth. Is there a ritual or something I have to do to help you get back to the afterlife? Or at least help you mark the job as done.â
The bearded ghost fiddles with the arm of his fir green and fur-lined robe, âWe wonât be able to go back until the end of Christmas Day, and we can tell them it was a mix-up; they didnât reassign us.â He waves the paper and it dissipates into green smoke.Â
Stern glances at his alarm clock; itâs three in the morning. Heâs in his pajamas with the little mothmen on them. Heâs getting towards the end of his groceries. In other words, heâs in no state to host anyone.Â
But how often does a paranormal experience just fall into his lap?
âYouâre welcome to spend the day here. I donât have the most exciting Christmas schedule but I donât mind the company.â
âOhthankfuck.â The bearded ghost smiles, âwe were literally gonna be stuck floating around the building the whole day otherwise. Uh, so, Iâm Barclay. This is Indrid and Duck.â He points to the silver-haired ghost and then southern ghost.âÂ
âItâs a nickname.â Duck adds.Â
Indrid floats over to sit on the edge of the bed, âTell us, what does today look like for Joseph Stern?â
âA quiet morning followed by getting Chinese food and going to a movie.â He shrugs, âcliche, but I really do enjoy it.â
âNo big breakfast?â Barclay looks genuinely disappointed.Â
âNot unless Iâm visiting my sister; her in-laws celebrate Christmas and my niece is growing up with both.â He sighs, still sleepy enough to feel sentimental, âShe always makes our momâs coffee cake recipe.â
âI, uh, I could try making it if you want.âÂ
If Joseph didnât know better, heâd say the ghost was blushing.Â
âIâdâŠIâd actually really like that. Thank you.â
Barclay smiles and fades from view. Joseph stands, stretching to get the kinks from his back. When he turns towards the door, he finds Duckâs gaze finishing a prolonged trip down his body.Â
Duck is exactly the kind of guy he used to pick up at bars so, to prove to himself heâs not out of practice, he drops his own gaze to Duckâs round belly and gorgeous thighs, then meets his eyes with a smile.
He excuses himself to the kitchen to help Barclay. As the bedroom door closes, Indrid lits, âyes, my sweet, I feel much the same.â
Before he can wonder who the spirit agrees with, he bangs his shin into a pumpkin the size of a small child. His counters are overflowing with pie, cookies, roast turkey, tureens of vegetables, and more casserole dishes than a church potluck.Â
Barclay looks sheepishly from where heâs trying to close Josephâs fridge against a tide of cheese and clanking bottles, âSorry, Iâm still getting the hang of all this. Being the ghost of Christmas present is all about abundance and stuff so whenever I enter a kitchen this happens.â He waves his hand twice and the fridge slams shut, âphew, okay, I'm gonna try getting the coffee out again.â
âHere, let me.â Joseph fishes the bag from the refrigerator door, nudges an apple pie drizzled with caramel sauce to the side so he can reach the coffee pot, âdo any of you take milk or sugar?â
âDuck and I both take it black.â
âI would prefer creamer, if you have it.â Indrid materializes through the wall while Duck steps through the threshold from the hall.Â
âI have eggnog. I like to put that in mine.â
âOooh, yes please!â Indrid reaches for a sugar cookie, which slips through his fingers. He grumbles, but a second cookie floats off the plate and hovers in front of his lips. He grins and disappears, the cookie doing the same a moment later.
âGeez you two, get a room.â Barclay teases.
âYou can see them?â
âYeah, ghosts can see other ghosts even when weâre not visible to humans. Got some other cool tricks too. Can I, uh, can I hold your hands?â
Joseph puts both hands out, palms up, Barclay disappearing right before his hands come to rest in them. Chilly fingers gently hold him as a voice soft and deep as a mound of fresh snow says, âThink about the coffee cake. Like, eating it.â
He closes his eyes, puts himself back at Lilyâs house, tries to conjure cinnamon, ginger, and brown sugar in the right proportions on his tongue.Â
A beard grazes his cheek as Barclay whispers, âLook at the table.â
He knows itâs there before the baking dish even comes into focus, the smell catapulting him through three decades and back again.Â
âIncredible.â He grabs a knife from the top drawer, cuts himself a slice and tastes it cautiously. Then he slumps down into his chair, moaning happily, âItâs perfect.â
Barclay beams, âFuck yeah. I, I was gonna offer to make it from scratch but every time I try to do that I summon ten times more of each ingredient no matter what I try.â
âThe perils of the paranormal.â He picks a napkin from the holder at the center of the table.Â
âMore of âem than youâd think.â Duck sits to his left, looking for all the world like heâs in the chair instead of hovering, âFor my first year I kept ending up in the past any time I listened to oldies.â
âWhen you say first year, is âholiday spiritâ a job you can be assigned?â
âMore or less.â Indrid settles in Duckâs lap, âif you wish to remain a ghost rather than passing on into the great beyond, you have to accept some form of âpost-death service.â Many of them are like our assignment in that they only take up a small portion of a year. You still have to write weekly reports though.â
âThatâs a bit bleak.â
âAssuredly. But ghost-hood does have perksâ he grins at Barclay, âlike excellent company.â
This time the ghostâs blush is obvious as he slides cake Indridâs way. Joseph pours four mugs of coffee, Indrid flapping his hands when he gives him the mothman one. The conversation moves towards the finer points of afterlife politics and Barclayâs relief that ghosts can now consume food without it having to be burnt as an offering first. Then Duck bemoans the fact a restaurant in his hometown hired an exorcist after he turned up hoping for his favorite, french onion soup, and soon theyâre trading stories about where they grew up.
By the time Duck gets up to wash the dishes, Joseph has almost forgotten his guests arenât ghosts. Two of whom are undoubtedly flirting with him; Barclay may be trying to, but whenever Joseph tosses a flirtatious comment his way he starts fading from view.Â
Joseph turns a coy smile on Indrid, âYou said you can see the future. Can I ask you a question?â
âIs it the date you die or whether you find true love?â
âNeither. Will I have a better time if I go see Torsey Torse or The Conjuring: Psychic Bigfoot?â
Indrid cocks his head, amused, âLet me seeâŠâ his face goes blank. Then he jerks backward in his chair and looks, alarmed, at Joseph from behind his red glasses, âYou, you cannot leave the house today.â
âWhat? Why?â
âThe weatherâ he points at the light snow falling outside, âwill get worse within the next two hours. And when you are out in it, you will be crossing the street when a driver loses control. There are no timelines where you survive.â
âJesus.â His whole spine is ice and his heart is bouncing between his throat and the pit of his stomach.Â
Duck sets a comforting hand through his shoulder, clearly trying for a light tone, âReal glad you asked âDrid about the movies. Much as I like you, hate to see you beef it so soon.â
He laughs nervously, âWell, I, I guess Iâll stay in then. Thatâs safe, right?â
Indrid goes blank a moment before nodding.
âOkay, operation hunkered down holiday it is then. I, um, Iâm going to go shower quickly. Please make yourselves at home.â
Twenty minutes of dissociating in the shower at the thought of coming so close to his own death later, Joseph steps into his bedroom and puts on jeans and his favorite sweater; black save for a festive pattern made up of UFOs and cows around the chest.Â
âAre you okay?â Barclay floats through the doorway.
âI will be. Just a little rattled.â
âDo you want a hug?â
âGod, yes.âÂ
Itâs a bit mind melting to feel something holding him even as his eyes tell him thereâs nothing nearby, but the sensation quickly loses out to how excellent Barclay is at hugs. Thereâs a flannel shirt under his robe and Joseph rests his cheek against it. He wonders if he and Barclay would ever have crossed paths if the cook had lived longer, if there was ever a future where he held this same body while blood ran in its veins.Â
âCâmon, I wanna get a spot on the couch before Indrid just completely boxes us out of the blankets.â
Itâs not much of an exaggeration; Indrid has every blanket in the house piled on the couch, and is making grabby hands at Duck, whoâs studying Josephâs DVD collection.Â
âSince you ainât able to go out, thought maybe we could watch a flick or two here?â
âOooh, or we could even have a movie marathon.â
âIâd love that, although our options in that case are The Lord of the Rings trilogy or all five of the Bigfoot: The Legend is Real movies. Number one and four are particularly good.â
Duck smiles at him, a crooked, charming thing that Joseph wants to kiss for hours, âFuckin nerd.â
âI find it works for me. The box sets are right there.â
âYessir.â Duck teases, grabbing the Bigfoot case and carrying it over to the T.V.
âJoseph, sit by me please.â
He slides under the offered blanket, only for Indrid to disappear.
âWh-AH, ohgod, Indrid youâre freezing.â
âI ran cold in life and apparently it carried over into death. And while my fellow specters are lovely to cuddle you are so very, very warm.â
âGAHâ He laughs as chilly fingers sneak under his sweater.
âGo easy on him, little moth.â The pet name is fond in Barclayâs mouth; at a guess, itâs referring to the tattoos peeking from the collar of Indridâs black shirt.Â
âMmmm, you donât mind, do you Joseph?â Indrid purrs.Â
âNot a bit.â He manages to sling his arm over Indridâs shoulder. Barclay settles on this other side, and once the opening titles blare across screen Duck hops under the blankets and kicks his legs into Indridâs lap.Â
Ten minutes in, Indrid is fully engrossed in the action, Duck is pointing out all the flaws in the park rangerâs behavior, and Barclay keeps whispering jokes in Josephâs ear.Â
Whenâbetween movie two and threeâDuck suggests they order delivery from his favorite Chinese place, Joseph wonders if he actually did get hit by that car and ended up in paradise.Â
By the time theyâre midway through the fourth movie, the apartment smells like fried rice and Barclay is trying valiantly to rest his head in Josephâs lap without going fully invisible. Indrid is half asleep on Duck, who pets his hair and brushes crumbs from the arm of the couch.Â
When the final credits roll, Duck stretches out an arm, tracing the air just above Josephâs arm, âYou thought about how you wanna wrap up your Christmas Day?â
âIf it were just me, Iâd take a bath and have a nightcap. But, well, that isnât exactly an interesting evening for my guests.â
âDonât be so certainâ Indrid tips his head to look over the rim of his glasses, âI think the sight of you in the tub would be quite diverting. Donât you agree, sweetheart?â
âHell yeah.â Duck grins.
âBarclay?â Joseph turns to the third ghost, whose hands are glued to his knees.
âI would do literally anything to see you naked.â He smacks his palms into his face, âthat sounded more romantic in my head.â
âI think it was charming.â Indrid lilts.Â
Joseph wishes for the hundredth time that night that he could just take Barclayâs hand, âI agree.â On a hunch, he adds, âcome on, big guy, help me get undressed.â
He leads Barclay to the bathroom, starting the tap in the tub before turning to him and murmuring, âOkay, go ahead.â
The ghost disappears, and then spectral fingers hook the edge of his sweater. He obediently lifts his arms then watches, amused, as the sweater seems to fold and set itself on a chair. The process repeats with his blue t-shirt before his jeans are carefully undone and pulled to the floor. His underwear follows, and then for a moment he cannot figure out where Barclayâs gone. Then strong hands are on his hips and a deep voice asks, âCan I kiss you?â
He nods, lets Barclay initiate the kiss and then cups his hands on invisible cheeks. His lips tingle the way they do when he uses mint chapstick, and he sighs happily as Barclay dips his tongue between them.Â
The tap squeaks off.Â
âWhile this a most interesting sight, your bath is now ready, pet, and I suggest you get into it.â
He gasps, blushing at Indrid pegging the perfect, well, pet name immediately.Â
âYeah, he does that. Uses the futures to get all your fantasies outta you.â Duck whistles, âdamn, slick, nice tub.â
âI took an apartment further from the bus stop just so I could have it.â He sinks into the hot water with a sigh, âitâs a lifesaver when it comes to relaxing after work.â
âSpeakin of, uh, relaxation, âDrid and I spotted somethin mighty interesting on your bookshelf.â
He cringes, âExorcise My Heart?â
âYep. Explains why you werenât freaked out by any of us cominâ onto you.â
âI promise the premise is better than it sounds. Itâs about a ghost hunter who falls in love with the two spirits heâs been assigned to locate and remove from an old New England mansion. Itâs a, um, a favorite of mine. But itâs not the only reason I was comfortable enough to flirt; the three of you are wonderful, I feel so relaxed and happy around you. Like I can be myself.â
Duckâs smile is brighter than the lights around the mirror.
âAll the same, petâ Indrid isnât visible, but his voice is getting closer, âit seems to me that such an accommodating host should be rewarded.â
âWhat do you have in mind?â
A splash as something slips into the water behind him, then lithe arms circle his waist and cold lips kiss his throat, âI say we do your book one better and have three ghosts enjoy themselves with you.â
âYes, that sounds amazing, please, please can we do that?â
âGladly, pet. Let me justâdamn it, come onâokay there we are, I managed to banish my clothes somewhere. In theory your bedroom but Iâm a bit distracted at the moment. Barclay, how about you join me?â
The green robe joins his bathrobe on the door, more clothes materializing in a stack as Barclay takes them off. When the water in front of him ripples, Joseph leans forward for a kiss. He breaks it a moment later with a gasp as a lubed finger works itself into his ass.
âH-how-â
âI have some conjuring abilities that are not related to my work. Now, do tell us more about this book.â
âWhat about Duck?â
âYouâre sweet, slick. But Iâm gonna wait until youâre finished doinâ what âDrid says. Then Iâm gonna use that nice mouth of yours until I cum.â
He groans, dick twitching at the thought, and does his best to form words while Barclay kisses his face and chest, âThe, the best scene is when the ghosts decide to ambush the hunter in his bedroom. The, ahgod, the idea is to scare him but then they have to restrain him so he doesnât use any cleansing tools on them and he gets turned on by it. So they end up tying his hands together and one of them fucks his ass while the other makes him deepthroat them. They end up spending the whole night using him so heâs too, too tired to bother them the next day.â
âFuck, thatâs hot.â Duckâs fly is undone, his fingers moving beneath his boxers.
âIt really is. Relatedly, one, one of you please fuck me right now or Iâm going to go out of my mind.â
âYou go ahead, Barclay. In death, as in life, I am an ass man and it will take a little bit more preparation for that.â
Joseph shifts, straddling Barclayâs lap.Â
A gentle hand strokes his face, âyou ready?â
âReadyoh, ohâ He drops his forehead to Barclayâs shoulder, âoh wow, big guy really is an accurate pet name huh?â
âYou know it, babe. Fuck, you feel great, your so warm and tight itâs like fucking heaven.â
âRight, thatâs all the patience I possess.â Indridâs cock presses into his ass, âoh, oh goodness, pet you feel divine.â
âTh-thank you.â
âSo polite too. That should be rewarded. Sweetheart, I think itâs time.â
Duck comes right to the edge of the tub before disappearing. Then a hand grabs Josephâs hair and drags his face forward to meet slick folds and a very pleasing dick. He sucks eagerly, manages to run a hand along a thick, perfect thigh before squeezing his wonderful ass.Â
Duckâs laugh bounces off the walls, âDamn, knew you were checkin my ass out but I didnât realize how much you liked what you saw.â
Joseph pulls back with a gasp, ââLikeâ is an understatement. Your ass and thighs and belly were all made to be adored and god I hope everyone who ever saw you alive appreciated the honor of getting to see them.â
âAw geez.â
âMy, my, pet, he rarely blushes like that.â
âI mean every word.â
Fingers brush damp hair from his forehead, âDonât doubt it, slick. But as much as I like you feelin me up, we got other plans.â
Cold fingers circle his wrists, wrenching his arms behind him and trapping them there. The resulting moan is muffled by Duck shoving his mouth back where it belongs. It doesnât take long for the ghost to switch to holding his head in both hands and fucking his face as his moans grow more and more ragged. He tries to not seem too desperate for rough treatment the first time with a partner, but he knows thereâs no reason to hide how badly he wants this, how good it feels as Barclay drives into him and Indrid snaps his hips and laughs at his resulting squeaks.Â
He closes his eyes, loses himself in the whirl of sensations, and pictures what the scene would look like if the ghosts could be seen and felt at the same time. When fingers rub swift, calculated circles on his dick, he canât tell whose hand it is, only that it feels incredible and is pushing him towards orgasm with remarkable speed.
âOh yes, yes pet, tighten up for me, oh, ohohohyes.â Indrid digs his nails into his hips as he cums.
âFuck, you look so gorgeous when you cum in him, sugar. Can you go a little harder big fella? Every time you do he sucks real nice.â
Barlcay holds him tighter just as Joseph gasps and writhes with the most intense orgasm of his life. As his cock thrusts harder and harder, his legs kick and on instinct he tries to twist away from the overwhelming sensation.Â
âUh uh, youâre not done babe, donât worry, I got you, god you feel good, gonna make you feel so good too, fuck, fuck.â A kiss smushes into his cheek as Barclay cums in him with a long, low moan. His jaw is starting to ache but he keeps sucking all the same until Duck cums too, hips shuddering and bucking as he does.Â
âYouâre fuckin amazinââ A hand ruffles his hair and then Duck is visible, kneeling by the tub, âyou doinâ okay.â
âI think every circuit of my brain is blown out, but yes. I feel incredible.â
Duck smiles softly, âIâll get you that nightcap.â
Once Barclay pulls out, the three of them stumble from the tub, Barclay bundling him in his robe while Indrid kisses his face and tells him how wonderful and good and perfect he is. Duck meets them in bed with a tray of spiked eggnogs, the four of them cuddling and huddling in bed as the snow whips around outside. When eleven thirty hits, Joseph loses his battle with unconsciousness.Â
He wakes up at seven on the 26th, tries to ignore the horrible, empty feeling in his chest as he stands and shuffles into the kitchen. Thereâs a new note on the fridge, held in place by a heart shaped magnet.Â
Going to talk to head office about more holiday visits. Will sneak up here for New Years Eve regardless.Â
See you soon, handsome
-Barclay, Duck, and Indrid.Â







