#incinc

So I haven’t done this in a while, and I’ve got some new friends, so yeah, here it goes, a summation of this blog.

Why the name? INC, Inc started out to mean “I’m Not Cool, Incorporated.” Y’know, because I have low self-esteem. I’m getting better. Now I’m just a lazy piece of shit and I don’t want to change it.

Do you have any other blogs? Because I’m a dumbass, I didn’t know how Tumblr exactly worked when I joined 5 years ago. My main account, and the name that will show up when I send asks, like a post, or follow you, will be queenhomeslice.tumblr.com . I’m sorry. Both are me. Queenhome and incinc are both me. I’m stupid. My third blog (which I haven’t updated in a while) is an OC blog set in the universe of My Chemical Romance’s last album, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys. That is lazerqueen . Follow if you like!

Fandoms on this blog: Oh God, a lot of shit. Main ones are Star Wars, Harry Potter, Dcotor Who, LOTR/Hobbit, Firefly, ATLA, various other cartoons (Samurai Jack, Ed/Edd/Eddy, Fairly Oddparents, etc.), Ghostbusters, MIB, Dr. Horrible, Disney, Avengers/Marvel cinematic universe, Batman…UH…Idk man. I’m a geek. Just go with it. Ask me.

Books: I DONT EVEN KNOW I JUST LIKE READING THERE ARE TOO MANY TO LIST SO FUCK YOU FOR ASKING.

English/Literature/Linguistics: I graduated in 2011 with a BA in English. Grammar nerd extraordinaire. Sorry in advance.

((ALSO NOTE: I’m lazy and don’t tag hardly anything. I’m sorry.))

Anime fandoms: This needs a whole other category. My favorite thing in the universe, if you couldn’t tell from the mobile cover photo, is Ouran High School Host Club (both manga & anime). Obsessed is not the word. I’ve COSPLAYED this shit for SIX YEARS. Tamaki is my stupid precious baby and I love him and Haruhi is my alter ego and they’re my OTP so get over it. I also like Sailor Moon, Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Studio Ghibli/Hayao Miyazaki, Attack on Titan, Eden of the East, FLCL, Princess Tutu, NGE…UH…Idk man, just ask if I like [insert name of anime here] and I’ll answer. I seriously forget everything.

Funny Gifs/Pictures/Text Posts: Plenty of funny nonsense here. Have a laugh. I’m not popular so my jokes go unnoticed, but I’m brilliant at reblogging everyone else’s shit.

Japanese/Korean/Chinese/Thai Culture: Just don’t even start on cultural appropriation. I don’t do that. I was an Asian Studies minor in college with a concentration in Japanese language and history. I have just been fascinated by these countries and cultures ever since I was small. So I reblog fashion, landscape pictures, food, or anything else of East Asian origin that strikes my fancy. I don’t have fetishes. These countries and cultures are unique and I would love to travel to any one of them.

Body/Fat Positive: I’m fat. I’ve been fat for 17 years and it’s not going much of anywhere. I’m not into skinny shaming, but at the same time, fat people are so demonized and excluded that I just need a space to reblog plus size clothing inspiration, positive thoughts, and to post pictures of myself to remind me and other fat people that it’s simply okay to exist. I don’t hate fitness (I’ve been going to the gym on and off for six years and was very active as a kid), thin people (90% of my friends are thin), healthy eating (pretty sure I could live off of strawberries tbh), or anything of the sort. But being fat is okay too. And also I can wear whatever the fuck I want. Leggings and bikinis are my new favorite thing. I hated myself for 16 years and believed a lot of lies. Enough.

Food: I like to eat. Everything. I’m not picky. Food and/or recipes will show up frequently. I love cooking and can cook well. Have a recipe to share? I’d love to try it!

Self Love: Sort of related to body positivity, this focuses more on mental stuff. I’ve been depressed for three years and I didn’t recognize it until just recently, so I’m fighting that pretty hard. I’m an introvert with some social anxiety, so things related to that will show up every so often.

NSFW: So I like having sex and I’m damn good in bed so pictures or sayings might show up sometimes. I’m not a porn blog so I’ll try not to spam you too much with naked strangers, but sometimes all I think about is the D.

Louisiana/Tennessee: I’m originally from Marrero, LA (about 20 mins from New Orleans), and have been living in TN for 13 years. Half and half between states, so I might post things about either state.

Travel: I haven’t traveled that much but I want to. I’ll reblog pictures of places I have visited or that I want to visit. I’ve been to France, the UK, and 21 states (or something like that).

Music: Man, I listen to almost everything except for country. The All-American Rejects is my favorite band; Lorde is my favorite solo artist.

Feminism: Okay…so for the longest time I hated the word and thought it only meant ugly bra-burning, men-hating women. I know now that’s not the case. Women need more positive representation in media, we need to end rape culture, internalized misandry and misogyny, we need to recognize the historical importance and the contributions of women. We need equal pay. I don’t hate men. I’m marrying one. But our culture is very problematic and it’s wrong and I am growing up and realizing a lot of things.

Other stuff…?: Um, I stutter, I’m inspired by both boho and punk fashion, I curse too much, I work in hospitality on the overnight shift, I marry the love of my life ( darthvaden ) in fewer than 3 months, I’m a sarcastic asshole but I’m also kinda nice and we can be friends if you want! My name is Callie and I’m 25. I’m straight. I like cats and dogs and bunnies and Betta fish and giant panda bears. I cosplay and go to conventions. I’m poor as shit. I’m a writer but a very lazy one. Another dear friend of mine on here is clockwork-mockingbird so you should follow her immediately.

Oh and also follow ryanvoid.tumblr.com if you like cool, smart dudes. I am open to anyone needing a listening ear if you’re having a rough time. I care. Don’t harm yourself. I may not be much on advice but maybe I can help you feel less alone.

I’ve gotten a couple of new followers and so I’m back up to 143, which is nice. So for the new ones, and the old ones who forgot why they followed me anyway, quick intro:

I’m Callie.

I like Japanese things (anime, Studio Ghibli, “kawaii” stuff, harajuku/traditional fashion, and especially food). I was an Asian Studies minor in college with a specialization in Japanese (history and language). I’m a light otaku, I admit, but I’m not a weeaboo. No appropriation here: I don’t wear kimonos or try to throw what Japanese words I know into casual conversation. I don’t like Japan only for anime. (But I do like eating with chopsticks.)

I like geeky things of all sorts, including but not limited to Star Wars, Batman, Avengers, LOTR/Hobbit, anime (mostly OHSHC, but lots of others too) and manga, Disney movies (former Disney Store cast member even!), sci-fi/fantasy stuff in general, D&D, cosplay, and cons.

I like bohemian/gypsy/hippie-type clothing and home decor.

I am 24, my bday is 09/29, and I’m fat. Much body positivity/fat acceptance here. I deserve to wear more than fucking sweatpants. I identify as white (dude I’m so pale like WTF is this ghostly shit) but the Italian heritage is strong with this one.

Originally from New Orleans, Louisiana. Currently in Nashville, Tennessee.

I curse a lot. And I try to keep religion and politics to a minimum. I’ve posted what I am before, so if you really want to know, PM me. Let me just say that I have unpopular opinions. Basically everyone I follow has opposite world views. But I don’t send them hate, reblog with rebuttals, or unfollow them; I’m not an asshole and if you like Star Wars then I like you, religion/politics aside.

I like basically all music save for country, Justin Bieber, Robin Thicke, Taylor Swift (she count as country? Bro idek). Mostly alternative/punk/hard rock, but KPop/JPop too, and I’m a shameless Justin Timberlake fangirl.

Literary/English stuff. Was an English major in college. Love to read. Also probably French appreciation on here too sometimes, coming from NOLA and seeing as I’ve had 6 years of French in my school career and was a French minor.

I love food. All the food. I’m not allergic to anything. Not vegan or vegetarian but what I don’t like is smaller than what I do. I’ve had plenty of soy burgers in my day. I like food. Lots of food/drink here.

I’m ridiculously kinky and horny almost 24/7, so I’ll either post soft almost-porn couples, about my epic sexcapades, or lack thereof (currently 3 wks w/o sex HELP).

In a committed 4 1/2 year relationship. Boyfriend is darthvaden . Six foot male version of me. It’s awesome.

Uh…uh…that’s if? The main highlights? If you want to talk to me, please do. It will make my day. I’m here to listen. I care about you, friends. I’ve been talked down to, bullied, told that I can’t and that I'm not good enough. I’m still here. We can make it together. If you need a friend, you have one. :3 

When I first got on Tumblr, I didn’t know how to work it (n00b alert, yes). So my username, queenhomeslice, and its blog, queenhomeslice.tumblr.com, are me. But I don’t blog under queenhomeslice; I blog under incinc, incinc.tumblr.com. So whatever I reblog from you will say, “queenhomeslice liked this,” but “incinc reblogged this.” It’s all me. Follow incinc, because that’s my “real” blog.

So this blog is named "INC, Inc" because it started as sort of an anti-blog. I didn't use to post much because I felt that I didn't belong in the blogger world, that I wasn't cool or hip enough to have a blog, that I'd never have a thousand followers or whatever, and that I wasn't interesting enough to be on the internet at all.

Over the past several months, I said "Fuck it" to all the people that I thought were cooler, prettier, smarter, and more talented than I was and just started to post and reblog random shit that I liked, whether someone else liked it or not. Star Wars, anime, my rather unpopular conservative libertarian opinions, my retarded cosplay pictures...you name it, it's on here. And you know what? I've got 13 followers. That's 13 more than I ever thought I'd have (some of them are real-life friends, but you know, beggars can't be choosers). 

This blog has also become a place for me to spout off about things that I can't on Facebook. Because on Facebook, 50 of my girlfriends will ask what's wrong, tell me to call them, tell me that it's going to be okay, etc.; on Tumblr, when I host the occasional virtual pity party, people (namely a certain 'ryanvoid') slap me in the face and tell me to quit bitching, which is what I need most of the time anyway.

I also curse on here, because I can't on Facebook, and while I know I shouldn't, and while I do feel guilty, sometimes I just need to let out a good "Damn" or what-have-you. I'm human, and painfully so, but sometimes I can't help it. 

I will not change the name of this blog because I still have self-confidence problems, alternating between me thinking I am the Supreme High Sex Goddess of the Universe and me thinking that I should just live underground with a paper bag over my head for the rest of eternity. 

The evolution of me, of "I'm Not Cool, Incorporated", is still in progress. I'm still leveling up, still learning new moves--I win some battles and lose others, and dear GOD I just compared myself to a Pokemon. Moving on. 

You guys get what I'm trying to say. This is my blog, me, who I really am, and I don't really care who follows or likes me or doesn't. I'm flattered to have followers, and that other people occasionally reblog my stuff, but that's not why I post things. I post them for me only, take it or leave it.