Feb 15, 2013
Lisa, it's a fanfiction, what did you expect
Lisa: i hit the gay
Lisa: we are now in gay territory, where the gay gazelles leap across the gray valleys
Tarte: ok
Tarte: why are they gray valleys
Tarte: wouldn't they be like
Tarte: rainbow
Lisa: that was a typo of gay
Lisa: and soon the gay valleys give way to gay desert, a vast endless expanse of cock cactus. cocktus.
Tarte: oh ok
Tarte: omfg
Tarte: lisa
Tarte: LISA
Lisa: HOW DID I END UP HERE
Lisa: I MEAN THAT FIGURATIVELY AS IN HOW DID I END UP IN ALL THIS COCKTUS AND LITERALLY AS IN HOW DID THIS METAPHOR GO SO WRONG
Cleardye: that's a terrible metaphor for penis
Cleardye: no amount of lube will ever make a cocktus ok
