Mar 18
Bruno: I think it’s cool how you’re Wednesday’s ride or die.
Enid: I’d give anything to ride her thigh.
Bruno: What?
Enid: What?
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Bruno: I think it’s cool how you’re Wednesday’s ride or die.
Enid: I’d give anything to ride her thigh.
Bruno: What?
Enid: What?
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Wenclair Lawyers AU, where Enid gay panics upon seeing the prosecutor.
Enid: *whispers* What am I going to do, Yoko? The prosecutor is a total baddie!
Yoko: *whispers back* Yikes, she looks like she could sue an orgasm out of you. Maybe simp for someone who doesn’t put the strict in district attorney?
Enid: Objection! I’d love to pursue her clitigation.
Yoko: Sustained, girl. Sustained.
Enid: 🤨❓
Enid: Hold up, is her assistant a disembodied hand? What is it doing?
Yoko: That’s ASL. They’re saying…
Yoko: 😲‼️
Yoko: 😀
Enid: What? What did they say??
Yoko: *stifling laughter* They said “she reads lips”.
Enid: ⁉️
Enid: *hesitantly looks to Wednesday*
Wednesday: *meets Enid’s gaze with an arched eyebrow and the ghost of a smirk*
Yoko/Enid: 🤣 😭
Judge Weems: *just watching this all unfold alongside a rapidly mounting headache*
Okay, I just had a really dumb idea based on my previous post…
Suggestive Wenclair content ahead
Wednesday: Nothing has or ever will live “rent-free” in my head. My mind is a cruel dystopia whose inhabitants have all been meticulously selected for their practical or intellectual value.
Yoko: You say that, but I can prove you wrong in just 6 words.
Wednesday: Go ahead. I look forward to your imminent failure.
Yoko: *smirks and leans in close*
Yoko: Enid in black denim overalls, only.
Wednesday: 😦
Wednesday: That outfit would be… indecent.
Yoko: *waggles her eyebrows*
Wednesday: 😐
Yoko: So? Is it living rent-free or not?
Wednesday: 😒
Wednesday: Yes, you have your victory. Now enjoy it alone, you insufferable leech.
Yoko: What? Where are you going?
Wednesday: To my room, where I will meditate to purge my mindscape of this freeloading interloper. *turns to leave*
Yoko: *knowing grin* Uh huh, sure you will. Have fun “meditating”.
Wednesday: May you fall into a treacherous pit, Tanaka.
Yoko: *calls after* Not before your fingers do!
Yoko/Wednesday: 🤣 〰️🖕😡
Yoko: Holy shit, Enid. Why the heck would you think crushing on Addams was a good idea?
Enid: Probably because I’m a repressed baby queer with serious mommy issues, for whom the hard-earned attention of a bite-sized ice queen—
Enid: —who also happens to be a total goth snack that gives definite wolf on the streets, lamb in the sheets energy—
Enid: —is like freaking medical-grade catnip to a neurodivergent pussycat.
Yoko:
Enid: Like seriously, how do you keep forgetting this?
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Wednesday: Emotions are a gateway trait. They lead to feelings, which trigger tears. I don't do tears.
Enid: Except during s—
Wednesday: Finish that sentence and I’ll trigger the incendiary device concealed in your stuffed menagerie.
During a Nightshades party at Nevermore University.
Enid: Babe, seriously, please?
Wednesday: I refuse to conform to such a pedestrian requirement.
Enid: Oh my god. Wednesday, you want me and I want you, so just SAY IT already!
Wednesday: No. My sodden desire is all the confirmation you will receive.
Enid: *whines* But it’s just two freaking words!
Wednesday: And I will die before they leave my lips.
Enid: *snarls and pins Wednesday against a wall* Look here you little brat, you better say the words or else I’m gonna—
Wednesday: Not have your way with me? *sneers* I doubt you have the resolve.
Enid: 😤
– Just a short distance away. –
Bianca: This is the dumbest dub-con I’ve ever seen.
Yoko: Girl, I think you just coined a new AO3 tag.
Bianca: Say what now?
Yoko: What we have here is… *spreads her hands*
Yoko: Dumb-con.
Bianca: 😐
Bianca: 😒
Wednesday: *defiantly* You will take me by force or not at all!
Enid: *scream of utter frustration*
Bianca/Yoko: 🙄 😎