#impsdoingthings

*types up a actual counter argument*: Tarkin, Thrawn

"I disagree": Yularen, Mitaka

"your mom": Eli

"I am inside your walls": Phasma

Tarkin: hates storms. What do you mean the scanners aren't working? A storm?? Pathetic

Thrawn: anything over 10°C with no clouds is his death sentence. Dude is build for the cold and not this. He'll get overheated on a normal day with 15°C. The Chimaera is at least -3°C cooled down. This leads to every new crewmember catching a cold but he doesn't care

Eli: tolerates all weather but doesn't like it really dry. Like Tattooine dry.

Pryce: hates the cold. Always wears extra layers when she has to go in the Chimaera. Slipped on ice once and no one lived to tell the tale

Yularen: old man doesn't like it too warm or too cold. Knits blankets for himself and also for all the newbies on the Chimaera because he feels sorry for them. Thrawn made him knit a sweater for his Ysalamiri

Hux: bitch please he lived a loooong time in Starkiller Base. Will turn into ash like a vampire the second he steps into the sun. Carries lots of sun screen with him just in case

Phasma: weather has no control over this woman. She'll go out and do her job anyways. Tried to fight a tornado

Tarkin: he is sour. People treat him like as if he is porcelain because he is at risk. It honestly pisses him of and he hides that behind extra cold behavior

Thrawn: he actually adapts to the situation pretty fast and without any complain. This gives him the opportunity to look at art all day long without a sudden attack from the pesky rebels

Eli: he also adapts fast. But he does complain a bit. He can't go out and run of some of his energy. "No Thrawn, a treat mill isn't the same like actual jogging!" But aside from that he spends most of the time working on his Minecraft farm

Pryce: she is PISSED™. But at least that means that she doesn't have to be on edge all day (and night) because the rebels could attack. Actually she enjoys quarantine and uses the time to get more sleep than just 10 minutes every night. She also likes to binge watch TV-shows

Yularen: he is calm about it. He is at risk and could risk others by going out? This gentle grandpa stays inside with a warm blanket, a good book, a cocoa and his dog

Hux: like Pryce he uses the time to sleep as well. Aside from that he cuddles with Millicent, plans a new super-weapon (much to Phasma's chagrin) and fantasizes about different ways of getting rid of Kylo

Phasma: she, like Eli, also complains about not being able to get out. But in a subtil way. She trains the others if they want or trains alone. If she doesn't do that she either tends to her spider John or actually enjoys a good book Yularen recommended to her

Tarkin: the literal Grinch. Christmas? Stop that shit I have better things to do-ooh, are these cookies? Okay maybe its not that bad. As long as he gets cookies (and hot tea because it is really cold) everything is fine. He's also a queen when it comes to decorating the Christmas tree

Thrawn: fucking finally! He goes grocery shopping for the others. He loves winter of course since its like being home again. But what the hell is Christmas? Wait you celebrate the birth of someone who is long since dead? Humans..... (He likes the concept of Christmas and the Christmas markets, tho) also produces a lot of body heat hence Pryce not giving a fuck about personal space and using him as a heater (not that he complains, cuddling is a concept he enjoys)

Eli: hell yes! Cookies! Mulled wine! But why is it so cold..... Stop smiling Thrawn this is not funny *starts snow ball fight*

Pryce: holy fucking shit, why didn't anyone tell her that its going to be THIS cold?? Downs hot coffee, tea and mulled wine as well to stop freezing but it doesn't work. Grumpy girl wears hoodies and pullovers and refuses to go outside. She spends most of her time next to the heater (aka Thrawn) or in the kitchen to teach the others how to bake Lothal-cookies™.

Yularen: the cold is his enemy. He spends his time inside and only goes outside when there is a emergency. Anne, his Golden Retriever cuddles close to him and provides body heat to warm him up.

Hux: he doesn't really mind the cold since Starkiller Base was cold AF. He even goes outside sometimes just to build snow-sculptures and snowman. He still prefers to stay inside and help Pryce baking. IF he goes outside he wears the most colorful hats the galaxy has ever seen and nobody is foolish enough to make a comment

Phasma: the boss in snowball-fights. No one has beaten her yet. Also doesn't mind the cold. Finally she's not almost collapsing in her armor with sweat running down her back. Temperatur has no effect on her except its too hot. She also owns various ugly Christmas sweaters with Stormtroopers on them

Tarkin: he doesn't quite understand why the others love Halloween so much but he likes to dress up as Frankenstein to mess with people

Thrawn: after Eli finally explained to him what exactly Halloween is he dresses up as Dracula and proceeds to bite people whenever they make fun of his fake-teeth. Of course he analyses the suits of the others and talks about that with them ignoring that everyone just wants to drink and try to steal candies

Eli: he dresses up as a werewolf and ironically is the one to watch over the candies so no one steals them. He blasts "This Is Halloween" the entire time until Phasma has her hands on the jukebox

Pryce: was the one who brought the TON of candies "do we really need all that, Governor?" "... Of course we do, Grand Admiral" she dresses up as a Jane The Killer and decorated the whole house with satanic symbols because the occasional plastic-skeleton and pumpkin are "too mainstream"

Yularen: he doesn't really dresses up but wears a cute sweater that spells "BOO" he knitted himself. He drinks Pumkin Spice Latte and watches Stranger Things with Phasma

Hux: he also doesn't dress up "are you a ghost?" "Fuck off, Eli thats my skin" he just wears a lot of black and sulks in the corner because Phasma took his datapad away to keep him from working. Until Pryce sneaks up and screams into his ear which scares the shit out of him. He then tries for the rest of the evening to scare her back

Phasma: she dresses up as the Demogorgon and wants to watch Stranger Things with Yularen if it weren't for Eli's music so she takes controll over the jukebox and now it plays a mix between all kinds of songs that could be related to Halloween like Ghostbusters, Spooky Scary Skeleton and Thriller

Mitaka: he wears a cute unicorn suit and whenever someone asks he starts singing The Last Unicorn. No one has the heart to tell him that its not exactly a Halloween costum because LOOK AT HIM THE HAPPY BEAN IN A UNICORN SUIT

Tarkin: short's and sometimes ice cream. He never uses sunscreen and somehow manages to stay pale without one sunburn

Thrawn: he refuses to go out unless it's about going swimming. He absorbs ice cream like a fucking black hole absorbs light. Got sunburned once and never again

Eli: he gets very excited and drags all the others to the beach. He gets a tan and his freckles are more visible

Pryce: it's love and hate. She sweats like hell but on the other hand does she get a beautiful tan (and freckles. You now the people who only get freckles when they spend time in the sun? That's her. It looks cute. Get ready to be killed)

Yularen: wears shorts too and enjoys a cold beer. Lightly tanned but also sunburns because he mostly forgets to put on some sunscreen

Hux: has to bath in sunscreen in order to avoid getting immediately burnt the moment he sets one foot outside so he rather spends summer inside or under a sunshade (he still gets a sunburn)

Phasma: absolutely hates it. She is near collapsing in her armor ("why are you still wearing that?") eventually listens to the others and takes her armor off and joins Hux under his sunshade with ice cream. Eventually gets a sunburn though she did put on some sunscreen. But stays mostly pale the way she is

Tarkin: a black stallion called Jack. Of course a dressage stallion. A black Lusitano

Thrawn: a Ysalamiri and nothing else. It's called Hugo. Very protective and likes Pryce more then she likes him. Is likely to appear on her shoulder to nap whenever she is not expecting it.

Eli: a smol tortoise named Greg. Veeery slow. Very chill

Pryce: albino snake. She swears it's not poisonous but who knows? She is called Naga. Never attacks. Only when she is hungry

Yularen: fluffy golden retriever. She harmless and never bites. Named Anne. Likes to fetch and cuddle

Hux: Millicent of course. A orange cat

Phasma: a spider to creep the shit out of Kylo who hates spiders. Listens to the beautiful name John

Tarkin: the question is rather is there one virus which lives long enough in his body to infect him?

Thrawn: refuses to leave the bed and demands more soup

Eli: this poor thing just gets a taste on how it feels to die

Pryce: you have to chain her to the bed to keep her from attending to work. If you achieved this be prepared to listen to her complaining. Now suck it up and go get her some tea

Yularen: suffers in silence. You'll probably never notice that he is ill

Hux: similiar to Pryce except that he doesn't complains he just wishes everyone around him a very painful death

Phasma: uhhh..... No -Virus