#impossiblecreature

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:

shops for groceries : Neither of them would. They would order out all the time.

kills the spiders: Madison because Jamie is terrified of them.

comes home drunk at 3am: Both of the assholes would come home drunk together.

makes breakfast: If there were actually food in the house Jamie would probably make breakfast for Madison because he is really sweet like that.

remembers to feed the fish: Jamie definitely.

decorates the apartment: They would do it together but she would try to influence all the decisions.

initiates duets: Jamie with Madison staring at him like he is crazy.

True Blood is another with a piss poor transformation for werewolves -.- its a curse, not a damn magic show. You don’t get to just got POOF and are insta wolf lol I LOVE Hemlock’s version!

True Blood is actually to blame for me watching the Vampire Diaries. I generally stay away from anything vampire related since I grew out of liking them once I left high school... and then Twilight TOTALLY KILLED THEM FOR ME (I gotta say I did really love the wolves in the movies though. even if they weren't real werewolves. i just wanted to put a saddle on one and ride it into battle). But a guy I was seeing told me to watch True Blood, but by the time I got home to look for it on Netflix, the only thing I could remember was that it was about vampires. So I started watching Vampire Diaries... and then wondering to myself if that guy had a vagina because WOW. The first season is super Twilighty, but I actually came to like the show. A little.

Send me a “旦” If our muses haven’t interacted yet and but you want us to change that.

Jamie let out a soft laugh and backed Madison against the nearest wall, his lips seeking the much shorter blonde’s out as his arms went around her slender waist to lift her up against him. “Maybe I just didn’t think you returned my affections, I mean.. I thought you knew I fancied you when I gave you all those drugs for free.” He grinned, arching an eyebrow at the other witch, oceanic sights twinkling with mischief. 

Madison wrapped her legs tightly around Jamie's waist when he lifted her up, a genuine and rare soft smile came across her lips and lit up her hazel eyes as she looked into his beautiful blue ones. "No I did..." For once the smaller blonde's voice didn't hold any of it's normal harshness. "I was just busy wasting my time with all the wrong guys." A hand came up to brush back some of his hair and tuck it behind his ear. "I guess I just thought you'd get your payment for the drugs another way...you'd collect when you were ready to like all the guys in Hollywood had their way of doing." Madison looked down feeling a bit ashamed for being jaded enough to think that Jamie was like everyone that had used her in the past. "But you never did, you never wanted anything in return from me and it confused me. And then when I realized that you weren't like every other guy." She bit down on her lower lip as she admitted these things to him; especially the last part. "I didn't think I was good enough for you." It was something that Madison had never said to anyone in her life.

Let me guess, Lexi?