Domestic Plance HCs
Lance keeps an impeccable garden of native plants.
He buys Pidge a collection of big floppy hats to protect her from the sun.
Pidge makes Lance blueberry pancakes when he’s had a bad day.
They have a stack of recipe books, all with titles to the effect of “Cooking for Dummies”
Most mornings they wake up with a trash floof trilling in their faces. It’s not unlike having three flying cats.
Pidge got pregnant within a couple months of them trying. Lance definitely made a sharpshooter joke.
By then Lance had six nieces and nephews and he thanked God for making him the youngest sibling so he could get in all that baby practice.
Matt was thrilled when he found out he’d be an uncle.
Keith just kind of went silent at the idea of a human being growing inside his friend.
Lance and Pidge simultaneously fainted when the doctor told them she was carrying twins.
Later Pidge was like, “At least my pregnancy will probably be shorter.”
