#implied jedtavius

Jedediah: Fine.

"What did I say about ancient Egyptian stuff?"

"They're so gay for each other."

"Look at him so worried about his bby."

"IM SORRY HIS USER NAME IS W H A T?!"

"Actually now that I think about it, hes def daddy."

"Like father like son."

"Linda is that y- IT IS!"

"Oh fuck not now."

"I mean, at least they're working together this time?"

"That was... dark. I like it."

"You'll never see one without the other I swear."

"vIBE CHECK!"

"How do they explain the mess? Or does the magic just fix it all?"

"Sweet flips bro."

"Oh wow he even looks like a dick."

"I see that smile. Watch it Lar, he gonna steal your man."

"THE SILENT CUTS BETWEEN THE SCENES."

"Hold his hand you coward."

"I dont know how it's not more obvious that they're gay."

"Literally anyone one else would've let him fall. That's how you know."

"I suppose nows not a good time for a kiss."

"Me when I see food."

"I know that look. That is the look of mischief."

"Mother, Father, this is my boyfriend."

"Ah, that's where the dark humor came from. Got it."

"I told you I know the look of mischief, Loki is my patron."

"Gods, is he out to get everyone's man?"

"Is there a word for feeling embarrassed for someone else's actions?"

"Oh dear."

"Happy couples man."

"Wolverine vs Lancelot. Place your bets."

"That look screams 'Listen, when we get back, we're having words pardner. That ain't your man. I'm your man.'"

"Dexter nO!"

"Im right here babe."

"I approve of your relationship basically."

"How much do you wanna bet they made out the whole way back."

"That was.. um.. okay."