AU where Impulse is the Ender Dragon on Skizz’s home world.
Instead of killing his ender dragon as most players do, Skizz shares his very essence to give Impulse humanity (including a humanoid form) because he was lonely and wanted a buddy.
Their life forces are tied together now, technically soul bound. As long as Impulse lives, now so will Skizz. As long as Skizz lives, Impulse has humanity. Neither will permadie as long as their home world exists since both are so deeply ingrained into its code now.
Also yes, Impulse can turn into a giant dragon and fly around with Skizz on his back. It’s the fastest way to travel. However, he can only do so on worlds where there isn’t another ender dragon.
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Hello, I saw in your pinned post that you'll (probably) draw people's own EXEs so I'm asking if you could draw IMP.txt? In a nutshell, he's an imp familiar trapped in an ASCII text file who took on this appearance to mess with his technomage, Kyrie.
Apologies for the out-of-context art, it's the only artwork I've drawn so far of the current iteration of IMP.txt's design.
He's cute! I hope this is alright, I did my best to interpret his quills in my style!
bdubs going “what have i ever done to sweet impulse?” then impulse’s large pause before going “WELL, let’s see. THIRD LIFE—“ is SO fucking funny holy shit
I've recently been inspired to try making my own Sonic.exe, and here's what I thought up!
This is IMP.txt, an imp familiar bound to an ASCII text file by a techno mage named Kyrie. The reason why he's resembles Sonic is because he saw Kyrie had of art of Sonic and decided to change his appearance an evil-looking version of Sonic in an attempt to mess with them.
Kyrie came to find out about that their familiar's new appearance, and while a bit surprised at first, thought that the imp looked cartoonish. The imp decided keep the form since he enjoyed the initial reaction he got out of Kyrie and decided to now refer to himself by the name of the ASCII text file he's bound to: IMP.txt
Btw, the black outline on the second photo mysteriously appeared after some technical difficulties and I think it looks cool which is why I've decided to keep it/gen
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AGREE. aLl oF iT. yes pls guttermind of theo feed us more impulse stuff!! /nf/lh -🍉
i just think impulse really loves giving you massages and it's only a little bit about making you happy and a lot about the way he likes seeing you all relaxed and pliant under his hands
it's selfish of him, really, but how could he possibly resist feathering kisses up your spine until he's fully pressing you into the sheets, grinding against your ass as he sucks yet another mark across your shoulders and neck
A short snippet of Ender Dragon Impulse origin story
Skizz pulled back the string of his bow, an arrow aimed for the last end crystal. He let fly. The crystal exploded, as all the others had before it and Skizz…
Skizz looked to the dragon, the keeper of the End. He watched as the dragon perched and he hesitated.
He was so lonely.
Alone since he spawned. He couldn’t talk to the villagers, they didn’t understand him, and he didn’t understand them. Neither did any of the illagers, or animals.
The dragon tilted its head, seemingly studying Skizz. He let his shield fall, sword clanking to the ground soon after. He was so, so lonely.
Then, almost as if the Universe heard his anguish, a voice spoke.
“You do not bear arms against me?”
Skizz jumped and spun around at the voice, the words he understood. “Hello?!”
The dragon snorted. “Hello.”
Skizz stared, having spun back around when the dragon snorted. “Are you-?”
“Yes, I’m speaking.” And if Skizz weren’t so shocked, he would have heard the smile in the dragon’s voice. “Hello!”
“Hello… Uh, what’s your name?” Skizz shifted awkwardly. His entire mission had been to kill the dragon and free the End. It was written in his code.
“It was… Jean.” The dragon admitted, voice a deep rumble. The dragon slowly slithered to the ground, coming closer. “But I’ve decided to go by Impulse now.”
“Nice to meetcha Impulse, my name is Skizzleman, but you can call me Skizz!” The urge to finish his mission, the drive to free the End, was gone.
“Hello Skizz!” The man in question watched in awe as the dragon shrank, shifting and changing until a man, slightly shorter than himself, stood before Skizz. Purple scales littered his skin, magenta eyes fading to a warm brown, sharp horns crowning his hair, tail swishing slightly behind him. “You didn’t kill me.”
“…I just wanted a friend-“
And the Universe heard his plea, and the Universe breathed life, and the Universe bound two souls as one, and the Universe smiled at the start of a grand adventure.
