[ This explanation of Roxanne Conniption's identity has been assisted by RoxyRocker.v306, a technology of her own creation that is meant to pick up the slack in terms of Roxanne's (at times, subpar) storytelling. Thank you for your time, and feel free to leave a note in Roxanne's inbox as to review the product. Enjoy. ]
ROXY IN THA HOUSEE WHAT IS UP PARTY PEOPLEEEE!1!!1!??!1!? ITS ME, THE DIGITAL ROXSTAR OF YOUR DREAMS AND IM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT ME!!!!!1!!11!!! ⚡︎
My name is *ROXANNE* , but yall coolcats can call me *ROXY*, *ROX*, shit like that. ⚡︎
[ Info Obtained : Roxanne, despite her love for visual novels, lacks the attention span as well as the focus necessary to actually play one through. ]
THIS ROXSTAR'S SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD. FULL OF SPUNK, FULL OF SHIT TO TALK!!1! Full of some FLUID MF'IN GENDERFEELS too, shit just be weirdd with me when it comes to that sort of thing. Do NOT get me started on my relationship to femininity. like brolike bro like.. bro.... ⚡︎
[ Info Obtained : Roxanne is "SOOOO FUCKIN INTO" Homestuck. Her current favorite trolls are Equius, Kankri, and Cronus. ]
I FUCKIN LOVE JIRAIS, which im not one but I AM a CERTIFIED LANDMINE! So FUCK YEAH LETS GOOOO(I am suffocating slowly day after day) ⚡︎
[ Info Obtained: Roxanne has always had a very intense and forefront inner monologue, which puts her in her head a lot and over time led to feelings of otherness and detachment from the rest of the world. ]
YO LISTEN UP! As much as roxy wants yall uplifted n hyped n shit, im PROBBAABLY gonna be talking bout some heavy shit on here so proceed with CAUTION, kay? ⚡︎
[ Info Obtained : Roxanne's favorite cigarette brand is Luckies. She takes what she can get, but Luckies just "SEEM RIGHT" to her. ]
ohh dudee — I FORGOT TO MENTION MY PRONOUNS!!1! Honestly, im never good with choosing what to go by in that department, SOO ... EITHER USE SHE/HER OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN SHIT!!!1!1!! HELL YEAH!!!1! ⚡︎
[ Info Obtained: Roxanne has a passion for writing. More particularly, she revels in constructing poetry. Her literary pursuits extend beyond this to include songwriting and crafting letters for personal friends/acquaintances, but as she puts it "THEY JUST DONT HIT AS HARD AS I CAN MAKE A GOOD POEM HIT.". ]
WELL DAMN, I GUESS ITS OVER. (for now, atleast.) ⚡︎
ITS BEEN A HELL OF A PLEASURE TALKIN TO YALL, wishing you all the best!!1!1!!! ⚡︎
PEACE OUT, READER. CATCH U ON THE FLIPSIDE ( ҂• ཀ <)O !!!1!1!!1!!!! ⚡︎
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My new friend said he likes my intropost and can tell I put a lot of thought and work into it. This touched my heart because finally someone notices, GOODNESS GRACIOUS!1!1!!! (>//0)
FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICES THE WORK AND HEART IT TAKES TO BE SUCH AN EPIC MOTHERFUCKING ROXSTAR!!1!!1!!!!1!