Zeus: So, who stole it?
[Silence]
Zeus: I'm not mad I just wanna know.
Hestia: I stole it, I--
Zeus: No,no you didn’t.
Apollo: Don’t look at me, look at Hermes.
Hermes: What, I didn’t steal it.
Apollo: Huh, that's weird, How'd you even know it was stolen?
Hermes: Because Zeus just told us.
Apollo: SuSpiCIoS..
Hermes: NO. It's NOT.
Artemis: I'm surrounded by idiots..
Hephaestus: If it matters, probably not, but Aphrodite was the last one who saw it.
Aphrodite: Hephaestus I don’t even use that crap!
Hephaestus: Oh really? Then what were you doing by Zeus' throne?
Aphrodite: I use his throne to put on my makeup everyone knows that, Hephaestus!
Ares: You two act like an old married couple.
Hera: They are.
Hestia: Okay, let's not fight. I stole it, kill me.
Zeus: NO. Who stole it?
Hermes: Poseidon.. Poseidon had been awfully quiet.
Poseidon: OH REALLY,OH MY GODS!
[Arguing]
Luke: I stole it. My dad wouldn't pay attention to me so I stole it. Good, I always wanted a war.










