i think the best part of a woman is her arm fat and back and a man's best part is between the pec and shoulder

actually while i'm in a grumbly mood, i'm also thinking about this one deltarune theory/prediction video i watched recently, where halfway through it, the guy said "noelle has some angel ties and is pretty powerful, but she's not THAT powerful (as in to be the angel). not even close"- i found myself becoming oddly offended on known-fake-fictional-deerwoman noelle deltarune's behalf. like wtf you don't know that. neurotic teenage girls with terminal lesbianism can be horrifying worldending beings too if they really believe in themselves and put their mind to it. show her some respect. ok. buddy

“You been checked for ADHD?” “*shakes head no* but I’ve had several STDs, which were probably caused by ADHD.” Is SUCH a Deadpool thing to say, dear god.