Oh,mom...
Me:My throat hurts and I can't breathe out of my nose.
Mom: Oh dear I'm sorry, sweetie.
Me:I blame you, you have the same symptoms!
Mom:HOW DO YOU KNOW I GOT YOU SICK??
Me:I'm kidding, mom. Why are you getting so defensive??
Mom: *silence*
Mom: I'm not...
AND now I'm pretty much lying on my death bed because of this lovely woman I like to call my mother..










