#im interesting

Which video game character do you most identify with (and why, if you like)?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

leon kennedy from the neighbour nefarious series because im big sexy and awesome

I think I'm a funny/interesting person so like yea....

I was tagged by @alolanfloatzel. Fuck u. <3

Name: Mitch

Gender: Unicorn (Cis male)

Star Sign: Gemini... The universe’s incredible joke.

Height: 5′9

Origin of Tumblr Name: it’s a paradox that explains me

Sexuality: Pan

What image do you have as wallpaper?: Esplanade Ave, New Orleans

Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: ... yuh

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: out of debt, owning a business, in the arms of a boyfriend, and slaying the undead

If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?: Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shoppe. Look it up.

What was your coolest Halloween costume?: Drunken sexy lumberjack.

What’s your favorite 90s show?: Even Stevens. EDIT: apparently Even Stevens started in 2000. Fine. Then I choose Are You Afraid of the Dark.

Last kiss?: Last March? I think?

Have you ever been stood up?: Often.

Have you ever been to Las Vegas?: Once, and I remember nothing.

Favorite pair of shoes: Well fuck. I have like 1,000,001 pairs. But, Classic Hi Vans

Favorite fruit: Pomegranate

Favorite book: Picture of Dorian Grey, by my extra boy Oscar Wilde

Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: There are two of equal value. One, I got caught by the police at gunpoint breaking into my own house. And two, tripping on acid alone on Bourbon Street in broad daylight.