#im cryuin

ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.

       the end of the work day . it’s a funny thing , although melanie’s body had been much better at doing the jobs required in jeb’s place she had started to get used to the hard labor in this body . still it exhausted her and she found her blue eyes drooping as she wandered the dark halls alone . the crevices and hidden corners didn’t terrify her as they once had - in fact , it calmed her to be here . much better than going on raids . she was close to the baths when she felt the hands touch her . instinct caused her body to freeze . she did not fight like melanie would have - this body preferred peace . ( it was refreshing - mel had her moments ) terror washed through her . had she just thought this place was calm ? had someone decided they were tired of the invasion of souls ? 

     the terror is short lived - breath coming out in a rush when her eyes land on ian . a giggle escapes her throat as he lips come to hers - pressing her small frame into him tightly . if you asked wanderer she would spend the majority of her time kissing ian . in fact she’d spend all of her time simply being with him . sometimes , though , they had to separate . she hated when he left the caves without her - worried every moment he wasn’t home . her species had become her enemies but she knew she would sacrifice souls for the life of this man , whose strong hands were holding her now . a small part of her still felt traitorous for these thoughts , but her body . . her mind . . well , they had other ideas . 

for me it was the one about how holding a dick but not jacking it that ends with a picture of Mac from Always Sunny. The best ones weren’t just making fun of the metaphor, they were using it to spin off into something else entirely