#im add

So at work I was sitting with 4 other co workers. All of us were off (one of them was my mom yes). One of them turned to me and said "How weird would you level yourself?"

I guessed he asked "What level of weirdness would you place yourself at?" But jah know ...english.

Anyway I turned to him and looked him dead in the eye and said "Pretty abnormal. Legit my thought process is:

"What does a live human smell like on the inside without cutting them open?"

That of course makes everyone stop talking and just look at me. I was waiting for one of them to brush it off honestly but nope. Instead it turned into the longest debate I had ever had with any of them since I've worked with them.

They legit wanted to know. And we were coming up with the weirdest shit.

One of the customers turned around and said that "since we are mostly water wouldnt it smell like that". Which sparked another debate on what that would smell like.

Let me just say this; I, in no way, intend to offend anyone religious as I, myself, am religious. It's purely to show want I think about. 

A lot of shizzle goes down for me in the religion class and I end up just thinking of the most random stuff. So today were talking about who God sends to hell or heaven and it got me thinking about who God really is and how the planet was developed. So I was thinking; What if God is really just an alien from another galaxy? An alien with super powers, perhaps. Maybe he just decided to make more planets one day and BOOM, there's the milky way. And then he was all like "I want more me's!" and BOOM, apes exist and through out evolution he was like "We need a fashion change all up in here." and BOOM, we're no longer apes.

Maybe it's possible for alien God to communicate with us through our minds because he created us.... 

Whoa.