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7. I’ve answered in a previous ask!

8. Do you assume you can tell the age of the author (and/or other biographical details) when you're reading a fic?

No, because talent has no age. Every fic writer I know and ever have hung out with are different ages.

I wear only work out clothes but I'm covered head to toe

I'd rather stay in than waste money when there's food at home

My purse is full of candy and cough drops and tea bags just in case you need it

I may also have a clean pair of underwear in that purse too

Just in case

You never know

I'll totally crochet you something for the holidays

I'm going to load you up on sugar and video games then send you home

I'll totally let you do the things your mom wont let you

I may have a stash of dime store romance novels in the extra bedroom

Or readers digest

Blown glass figurines are my jam

I make the best cookies

But if you want the recipe just ask dearie

I own a fat cat who I spoil as if he were my own son

I can sew anything

I will serve you a breakfast of cereal samplers and dole pineapple juice or Ovaltine

Yes you can totally put a spoonful of sugar in your corn flakes

No I won't tell your mom

Yes I will totally take you down the toy aisle at Target and let you pick out what you want

Just keep it under $25

I will wrap your presents in the funny section of the newspaper because I know you'll read it first before you tear into it