MY TINFOIL HAT DAY 3 ASTER ROUTE CONSPIRACY THEORY!! GRAB YOUR POPCORN Y'ALL
OKAY BECAUSE NO... I *KNEW* IT. I KNEW THE CULT IS COMING AND NOCTIS HAS BEEN DROPPING HINTS SINCE 2025.
Or very subtly since 2023 ahem ahem...
BUT ANYWAYS, WE ALL KNOW ASTER HAS A HISTORY WITH CULTS, RIGHT? AND SAM IS IN A CULT. WHICH MEANS MY THEORY IS CONFIRMED. THE CULT IS COMING FOR US IN DAY 3 Y'ALL
SO WHAT I'M SUSPECTING IS THAT BASICALLY WE'RE GONNA GO IN THE FOREST HUNTING ALL FINE AND DANDY **UNTIL** THE CULTISTS WHO JUST HAPPENED TO BE THERE CONVENIENTLY AT THE SAME TIME AS WE WERE BUMP INTO US AND SINCE ASTER HAS SOME OLD UNFINISHED BEEF WITH THEM THERE'S GONNA BE A HUGE FIGHT THERE
Also unc j*n probably has something to do with it too cuz he's just evil like that
(Just... Act like I didn't say something painfully obvious, okay? I mean... Not everyone scrolled back to 2023 right? π₯Ή)
Alright but if this is true tho then Aster gotta lock in and kill em all or use the power of friendship to unite everyone together CUZ WE NEED OUR HAPPY ENDING OKAY π AND PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN'T A HOLY DAGGER SAM IS HOLDING THERE BECAUSE IF ASTER DIES THEN I SWEAR π
Sorry if this sounds like mindless rambling but it pretty much is... There was NO thought put into this speech, just pure emotion π₯Ή
Anyway that's all, let's all pray for our boy Aster to survive day 3 so we can make out in the sunset π
DR PRANKENSTEIN OUT β
(I scream as they drag me back to the mental asylum)
