#illucifer

Okay so this is for @hunter_x_fuckyou 's contest. If you haven't heard of him, I seriously suggest that you check his account out. Well, time for the rant. *breath in* So my most hated character is Illumi. Why, I hear you ask? Well, cocky reader, YOU'LL FIND OUT (who'd have thought). There are three reason why I hate illumi: 💩 His HAIR. Does he gel it back or something? Apart from one strand he thought he was too fabulous to do (cue pariston sparkles). Its all shiny and nutritious, whereas mine is... 😥 a failure of genes. (Oh damn I'm comparing myself to anime characters 😒) He's probably a spokes model for loreal in secrecy. Yup, that's where half of the Zoldyck fortune is from. So the next time you see a dark haired model, its Illumi. Just don't tell Killua 😉. #illoreal 💩💩 His fashion sense. Who in their right mind would inject needles into themselves for fashion? Excluding glamour models (plastic surgery), Illumi! I bet when hisoka's near him he sashays over and whispers, "I'm so fabulous its contagious" . we know you are, #Illucifer . Illumi: Nani? Me: ...nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 💩💩💩 His attitude. Was he raised by a household of dysfunctional freaks who taught him to torture his Kawaii little brother? N- oh wait, he was. He sounds like he is from totality or something, damn his voice.... Gah! Well, that's my rant. Good luck to everyone!