@illspirit || not plotted
"Today, on Iono's Inscrutabilities-" She started, peering as seriously as she could manage into the video camera that one of her Magneton carefully held in front of her. She was still work shopping the name of the segment. There weren't a lot of synonyms for 'mysteries' that started with the letter I. She'd considered Iono's Enigmas or Iono's Oddities, but they didn't have the same zing as genuine alliteration.
"-turns out my old school library is like TOTALLY HAUNTED. Like, some straight up Paranormal Activity type'a stuff! Books movin' on their own, VOICES..." She shivered in a very over dramatic fashion. "SO SPOOKY, GUYS. YIKES." She was definitely speaking way too loudly.
Without any real warning, she dashed towards the desk the librarian was seated at. Oh! This guy must be somewhat new, because she didn't recognize him from her time at the school only two years prior. Thank god! He looked way more fun than the cranky old lady she remembered. Though she'd been planning on accusing the old librarian herself of being the ghost, so she had to come up with something new, QUICK. In a split second decision, she pulled out the microphone she typically used to interview people with and shoved it into the man's face.
"MR. LIBRARIAN!!! Any comments on the spooOoOoOOky stuff that's been goin' on? Chat is DYING-" ha "-to know what the dealio is 'round here lately. In your EXPERT opinion, what kind of ghost do YOU think is haunting the school? Poltergeist? Wraiths? EL CUCUY ITSELF???"















