Midwestern culture is telling people youre late because you got stuck behind a tractor on your way over and then finding out like six other people used that excuse and only one of them was telling the truth

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Midwestern culture is telling people youre late because you got stuck behind a tractor on your way over and then finding out like six other people used that excuse and only one of them was telling the truth

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Me: I'm going to read in my hammock in the sun like I should do because I'm on summer break
Mosquitoes: 'Sup?
Sun: 'SUP?
Me 5 minutes later: I'm going to read on my couch under the fan in my living room because outside can suck it.
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