#illegallovedatingprofile

 PROFILE PICTURE:

NAME: 

The name’s Jacobson, Adam Jacobson *insert sunglasses emoji*

AGE: 

I’m 20 :/ (I’m practically dead, I’m so old)

LOCATION: 

I don’t think it has a name (yet), but it’s this place in my mind that I tend to just live in like 99.9% of the time. It’s a place where dragons live together with people in harmony, and the landscape is just indescribably gorgeous. Also, there’s usually Bon Jovi playing in the background, I’ve noticed. But, yeah, if you ever catch me daydreaming - which I usually am oops - I’m usually just hiding out in this corner of my mind. It’s where my photography inspiration lives! Also, where my deepest and darkest secrets are ooo. It’s sort of like my safe haven :).

SEXUAL PREFERENCE:

I’m a boy who just so happens to like other boys. What can I say? I like the hair, the eyes, and the cuddles that go along with them :). They’re just a very cute species. *rainbow emoji* *boys holding hands emoji*.

STAR SIGN:

Scorpio! I think that’s technically supposed to mean I have like an edge to me or something, but I’m the softest, least edgy, person you’ll ever meet.

LIKES:

Jeez Louise, I feel like this is such a deep question, BUT LIKE IT REALLY ISN’T. Sigh. Okay, I love photography, it’s my way of looking at the world and sort of making it my own. I also really like dragons, comic books, and all things mythical/fairy tale-like. Yeah, I’m nerdy, I know, I also really like the color blue because of oceans, the sky, and eyes. I also really love the color green, it’s my favorite color to work with photography-wise, and it’s just a really soothing color to me. I also really like classic rock, sleeping, food, and Holiday’s. And I know this is the like section and not the love section, but I love my friends. I think that was important to include.

DISLIKES:

I dislike hatred, violence, and in general, people who think it’s alright to hurt other people. I hate labels, stereotypes, and just anything that holds people back from being themselves. I also dislike mushrooms, I don’t understand what their purpose is, they suck. Oh, and Aquaman, like he’s just a disappointment to the superhero community tbh.

RELATIONSHIP HISTORY:

I’ve been in one long term relationship, but that’s it. And even then, it wasn’t very serious. 

FINISH THE SENTENCE - Your perfect partner is someone who….:

I think my perfect partner is someone who would - at the end of the day - be both my best friend and my other half. I just want to be with that person that both makes my heart stop when I look at them, but also makes me laugh until my stomach hurts. I want to be with somebody who knows me enough to know I’m dorky and lame, but still love me anyways. I want to be with the person that I can talk to for hours about everything - all of the little things and the big things. I want to be with somebody who I can just be with, not even have to say anything at all, and just hold them. I want to love somebody who is imperfectly perfect, who can take my breath away, and change the way I see both myself and the world. This all sort of sounds really specific, but it really isn’t. I think these things just follow after you meet that person that you’re destined to be with. I’m not picky really, I just want to be in love with somebody who makes me a better me.

TURN ONS:

I love blue eyes, boys with cute smiles, people who know more than one language (omg), and guys who are good with kids (<3). Is it weird that I think guys who can talk about their feelings are hot? Idk, but it’s cute. I think people who are just selfless, sweet, and overall kind people are just so hot in general tbh. I really appreciate people who are passionate about things they do, whether it be arts, sports, or something else entirely. Bonus: guys with jobs are also pretty *fire emoji*.

TURN OFFS:

Mean people, not sneezing in your sleeve, or eating with your mouth open. That’s basically it lol.

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