#illchilde

childe joins him after a while, trying to talk to him but he doesn’t answer, he’s just staring blankly, breathing shallowly.

after some time he whispers “can’t move” and Childe kicks into big brother mode immediately. turns out scaramouche is having a panic attack, he never had one and doesn’t understand what’s going on.

scara/childe emeto/illness hcs

childe:

- gets very sweaty and slow

- a lot of groaning

- literally looks like he’s about to die

- fevers fuck him up because his body isn’t used to excessive heat

- burps a lot but only if he’s alone OR with someone he’s close with (zhongli………..)

- would probably like some belly rubs but wouldn’t admit it

- if he’s nauseous from overeating/drinking/ anything non illness related, he might try to induce

- makes a mess if he’s drunk because he Does Not Care

- you think he’d be good with bodily fluids bc he has tons of siblings but he’s SUCH a sympathy puker

- the type of guy that tries to talk while throwing up (like a fuckin fool)

- drinks a lot of water when nauseous (uh oh, dont piss yourself uwu)

- if he’s alone he’ll try to sleep it off, if he’s with someone or has a mission to do, he’ll try to power through

Scaramouche: (slight spoilers for his story i guess)

- absolutely despises being sick

- gets very irritated/upset

- doesnt want to be touched, ever (except by someone he trusts…..childe….. kazuha…..)

- would never admit it but doesn’t want to be alone

- a tiny, shivering ball of misery with a huge hat

- overloads when feverish: gets extremely shaky and sweaty, twitches a lot, trouble speaking, etc

- is terrified of passing out because what if he doesn’t wake up?

- also insanely emetophobic because he hates losing control

(- when he was aimlessly wandering around as kunikuzushi, he got very sick and thought he was gonna die, which sparked his phobia)

- physically cannot hide it

- his stomach is SO loud

- lots and lots of burps and hiccups that he desperately tries to hide

- gets weirdly emotional because it just reminds him of being controlled by someone/something else

- drools like his vision is hydro

- it literally comes out everywhere, tears, drool, snot, sweat… mans a faucet

NOW LETS GET DISGUSTING BABEY:

Childe:

- a lot of grunts and forced heaves as he tries to get it up on his own

- randomly has to sneeze sometimes while he tries to puke?????

- if he’s drunk/hungover he starts off standing, flexing his stomach muscles and forcing out burps to get it up

- harsh coughs and a lot of,, mucus,,, throat,,, sounds

- (a favoured position: bent halfway over the toilet while zhongli softly holds him by the hips.)

- (was once placed in the shower by zhongli because mans a MESSY DRUNK)

- starts off with lots of small splashes that FEEL like throwing up a lot but are just like. tiny streams.

- if forced: uses 3 fingers and lets it all just splash over his hand, lots of wet sounds, doesn’t take his hand out until something comes out

- if natural: gives up on standing after a while and sits on the floor

- when it comes out there’s no stopping

- like wave after wave after wave and he can’t breathe

- might piss but thats up to you (yes he does bc i want him to)

- always comes out with a ,,, like an “eugh” kinda sound, then turns into forceful gurgling

- lots of empty retches afterwards

- mans so tired now. will just fall asleep on the floor

Scaramouche:

- hiccups hiccups hiccups, he cant stop

- also lots of small burps at first, then just loud gurgly ones that feel like they bring something with them but they dont

- dry heaves a TON

- has a breakdown and a half: crying, breathing fast, just absolute misery

- tries his hardest to keep it in, keeps his mouth closed

- stomach hurty

- struggles a lot when it comes up

- its a full body workout for him ok he’s small

- starts with a gurgly burp and then just projectile vomits

- LOUD sounds. gargling, heaving, you can hear him 3 rooms away

- empty, harsh hiccups afterwards and in between

- stomach gurgles continuously

- touches his chest a lot for anxiety reasons

- makes a mess bc hes scared and shaky and disgusted a