for that shipping ask meme: alex/cain or jon/candle!
i did both oops.
Alex/Cain
Who kills the bugs?
Neither of them really mind it with most bugs, but Cain gets super freaked out by moths and Alex hates giant spiders, so they have that one exception.
Who hogs the sheets?
Definitely Cain, although sometimes Alex does it back out of spite.
Who hates mornings?
Alex, although Cain isn't super high-energy in the mornings either. Not that Cain is super high-energy ever.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee?
Both of them, although Cain is a bit more dependent on caffeine.
Who doesn’t like their mother in law?
Alex is probably just freaked out by Cain's mom, because she's super sweet yet slightly menacing in that "bless your heart" sort of way. Cain doesn't talk to Alex's parents often.
Who drives?
Both of them, but Cain doesn't like it as much as Alex.
Who gets horny in awkward public places?
Alex, because of Cain doing dumb hot things that SEEM completely normal but are actually super hot because it's these dweebs. Cain doesn't realize his power at first, but eventually uses it for evil.
Who had a scene phase?
ALEX DEFINITELY.
Who wore braces?
Both of them did, but Cain probably had that stupid headgear stuff too.
Who got bullied?
Both probably, Alex in his first and second year of high school because of the scene phase, and Cain during all of middle school and the beginning of high school because he was chubby and had braces.
Who collects ceramic elephants?
Cain, probably. Alex starts buying them for him.
Jon/Candle
Who kills the bugs?
Neither of them, they love the bugs!
Who hogs the sheets?
Jon, I feel like Candle wouldn't mind either.
Who hates mornings?
Jon hates them, and he has to try very hard not to get frustrated with Candle's happy morning noises because he's just not ready to deal with the world at that point.
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee?
Also Jon. Candle tried to learn how to make it once, but that didn't go so well. The whole house smelled like a Starbucks from hell for the next week.
Who doesn’t like their mother in law?
Uhhh neither of them have one, since they're not technically married. Candle has never met Jon's parents, and Jon has never met Candle's family (if they have any)
Who drives?
Jon. Alien beings have a tendency to get pulled over.
Who gets horny in awkward public places?
Jon got over that phase... mostly.
Who had a scene phase?
I just really hope Candle had the alien equivalent.
Who wore braces?
Jon did, but it wasn't for very long.
Who got bullied?
Neither! Candle has always been pretty chill and Jon kind of flew under the radar in school.
Who collects ceramic elephants?
Candle found a few of them at an antique store and now the house is full.
