I'm too sarcastic to sext anymore.
Him: I bet you look sexy in what you're wearing right now. ;)
Me: Yeah I look so great right now in my pink pajamas and fluffy bunny slippers. It even makes me wet.
Him: What would you do if I was there with you right now? ;)
Me: I probably would still be lying on the couch, eating hot cheetos, catching up on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.Â
Him: What are you fantasizing about right now? ;)
Me: I'm really fantasizing about eating a piece of the dutch apple pie I just bought at Safeway actually. But uh yeah sex is great too.









