#ihavethesolution

Sometimes you just meet certain types of people. Those certain types of people that just need to go suck a grape. Suck that grape until the juice is gone. Then when you're down to nothing but a moist raisin- No! Don't get up. You plant your tush and you just keep your lips on that grape. And then when you finally just swallow the deathly remains of the grape you just very so vampiricly drained, you just grab another grape and repeat that process, because sometimes things will just go so much more smoothly while you're busy sucking grapes.