#ifhebeworthy

ifhebeworthy:

look at this ridiculous noodle

this is Persephone the aberrant chocolate california kingsnaek.

:D

my beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world fave: Margot Verger, precious angel precious gem.

my trash-shit fave: Frederick Chilton, sweet trash dwelling raccoon <3

my I love to hate them fave: Actual human weasel Mason Verger.

my I hate to love them fave: Hannibal Lecter, human weasel number 2

my I wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire non-fave: Jack Crawford. This season has helped a LOT, but I think he makes some terrible god damn chouces.

my I didn’t care about them either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about them now I can’t stand them non-fave: Bedelia D: I’m sorryyyyyy. I find her character to be so boring, when she and Hannibal are having a conversation it is the most boring experience of my life. They amp up the pretention meter to A BILLION with her.

my I could take them or leave them kinda non-fave: Matthew Brown, I guess?

my I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender, there will be no white flag above my door. I’m in love and always will be fave ship: CHILLY WILLY. AND WE’RE GOING TO KEEP CALLING IT CHILLY WILLY, OKAY????

my dirtybadwrong fave ship: Hannigram D: I love to read/write it but I would never want it to actually happen in the show.

my they’re cute together and I dig them but I’m not all that terribly invested kinda fave ship: Hmmm I don’t have an answer for this one! I either see it or super don’t see it. Maaaaaybe Willana? I just think she deserves better LOL

my I didn’t care about this ship either way at first but the fandom makes such a big deal about it now I can’t stand it non-fave ship: Hannibal/Bedelia, same reason as before. Borrrringgggg.

I’m going to abuse my power here and post this to see if I can rally some support for my and “zane’s” boyfriend. Max is such an amazing person who has been through a lot of shit in his life, more than what was mentioned on the GFM page. He’s been trying to get approved for his top surgery (he just got the approval about a month ago) for longer than I’ve know him personally and Zane has been friends with him since before he ever came out as trans. So if any of my followers have even a couple of dollars to spare and would like to help out we would all appreciate it.

Shit I forgot that he was hot. Why would you do this to me? I don’t have time to watch like 15 seasons of this.