From the desk of Fake Bono:
Just in time for our final U2:UV Sphere show of 2023: an explosive new column where Fake Edge and myself discuss cosmetic dentistry and the suspiciously hot people in U2’s social media posts. And I unleash a furious #IFBSFB. Join us, won’t you?—Fake Bono
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