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Wonder Woman

She's like Chyna crossed with Chun-Li

With a young heart that runs free

The wonder woman of her country

Everyone's hooked on her like a junkie

Because her energy's nice and sunny

Coupled with her style so powerful and sultry

How does she do it? That's what bugs me

Taking down her competition like a game of rugby

Her presence is powerful

With the smoothness of a flower girl

This woman is definitely a wonder woman

Empowering the older and the younger woman

Miss Lauren is the epitome of confidence

With a coolness and a continence

Fellas are in awe of her like a reconnaissance

As she's full of competence

Creating her own lane without a consonance

Her aspirations come together like a confluence

As she commands attention like she's holding a conference

Canada's got their goddess-like providence

But she stays true to her origins and her provenance

Every inch of this woman is powerful and effective

Her personality is electric

And her style is eclectic

Some say that this pose is suggestive

I'd say this is dominant and expressive

This woman is beyond impressive

Open-minded and receptive

But every inch of her looks majestic

Attractive and compelling

Just the sight of her is pleasant